The Des Moines Register, seemingly out of ideas and desperate for the Super Bowl to begin after a two week layoff, opted to throw Civil War outfits on Jim and John Harbaugh for the cover of Sunday’s paper. To be completely fair here, the look is pretty fierce on Jim, who was clearly born for war, while John looks a little out of place. Personally, I would’ve gone with the highly emotional “brother sweet brother” theme of the Stanton Sweet trial.

If there was ever a telltale sign that the game must start, and must start soon, it’s this newspaper cover.

[via @ericsch89, @DarrenRovell]