Super Bowl XLVII Picks: Baltimore vs. San Francisco
Exactly four weeks ago today, we started our playoff and Super Bowl predictions post with the following:
The NFL Playoffs begin tomorrow, so get all your picks in here, especially if you don’t like ours. Also, do not worry if your team is not picked to win the Super Bowl, because no one had the Giants last year. We should probably pre-emptively congratulate the 2012 World Champion Baltimore Ravens and Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco.
One of the smartest things I’ve written in years. Of course, none of us had the Baltimore Ravens in the Super Bowl, and they were the first team to ever reach a Super Bowl by winning two games in which they were an underdog of more than a touchdown.
On the other hand, we were all over San Francisco, as four out of five of us boldly had the 49ers in the Super Bowl (you’re buying the drinks, Stephen). Jason McIntyre was the only one to have them winning this game, though.
Back to the old drawing board. Here are picks for Sunday’s game, as well as a few prop bets.
Jason Lisk, Who Chased His Kid on to a Basketball Court This Week
Winner: I’ve gone back and forth, but I’m going to stick with San Francisco over Baltimore. I went through why I think the Ravens are a much better play than the regular season numbers would suggest, and I think they are a good point spread play. It’s not a pick against the Ravens, though. I like the 49ers because they have been the best team in the league when they play their best for most of the season, and I think Kaepernick has another really good game. San Francisco 29, Baltimore 27.
MVP: Colin Kaepernick. He’s the favorite, and for a reason.
Longshot MVP Pick: Ray Lewis is fairly high on the board for the emotional factor, but I would go 33 to 1 on Ed Reed. Certainly, far worse defensive players have won MVP when they got some key interceptions, and Reed is a veteran who might just come up with a decisive play.
Who Will Score the First Touchdown? Not Chris Culliver. I’ll go Michael Crabtree.
Jason McIntyre, Who Just Ate the Anchovies off Darren Rovell’s Pizza
Winner: San Francisco 30, Baltimore 20.
MVP: Colin Kaepernick. The Ravens had fun bottling up immobile QBs Peyton Manning and Tom Brady. Can’t put Kaepernick in a box. I’ll guess 75 rush yards, 250 pass yards.
Longshot MVP Pick: David Akers. Doesn’t miss a field goal, hits the game-winner?
Who Will Score the First Touchdown? Randy Moss.
Stephen Douglas, Who Does More Before 9 AM Than Most Bloggers Do All Day
Winner: When I was a kid, the 49ers were my favorite team. I recognize that the 49ers are a really good team and Colin Kaepernick has made them dangerous and versatile on top of being good. Also, I don’t want Ray Lewis to win the Super Bowl. Dear Lord Up Above I hate Ray Lewis and the shtick the media eats up and shoves down our throats. (/twss) Unfortunately, I rarely get my way. Someone has to be wrong, so I’ll pick the Ravens.
MVP: Joe Flacco. Yes, the Patron Saint. The man in the sombrero who stares down receivers like they have pictures of Kate Upton stapled to their jerseys. If Flacco gets going early and Ray Rice can close it out.
Longshot MVP Pick: Ted Ginn Jr., because a special teams touchdown could do it if the defenses stifle the offenses.
Who Will Score the First Touchdown? Vernon Davis.
Ty Duffy, Who Is Probably Out Buying Meat For the Super Bowl Party
Winner: When in doubt, take the Michigan man. I’ll go San Francisco 31-24.
MVP: Colin Kaepernick, because he’s fantastic and ignorant old white guys need more column material.
Longshot MVP Pick: Randy Moss, because that would be fantastic.
Who Will Score the First Touchdown? I’ll go with Kaepernick doing some sort of running quarterback thing.
Tim Ryan, Who, Truth Be Known, Uses Hair Extensions
Winner: I originally picked Denver over San Francisco, and if it weren’t for Joe Flacco’s 70-yard bomb to Jacoby Jones in the final minute of regulation, perhaps that would be the case. The lesson here is to not pick against Baltimore again, especially since I’d like to see them lose. So I’ll go with Ravens and then watch the 49ers win. Such reasonable logic sounds easy enough.
MVP: Ray Rice, as the Rutgers campus and town of New Rochelle erupt with unbridled joy.
Longshot MVP Pick: Patrick Willis. 14 tackles and a pick-6? Sure, why not.
Who Will Score the First Touchdown? Randy Moss. That’s right, Mr. Raaaaaaaaaaaandy Watson Moss.
[photo via USA Today Sports Images]

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February 1st, 2013 at 3:35 PM
ravens 27, niners 24
flacco mvp
longshot mvp torrey smith
first td rice
February 1st, 2013 at 3:37 PM
Niners 31 Ravens 21
February 1st, 2013 at 3:37 PM
sources say sullinger out for season
February 1st, 2013 at 3:37 PM
Niners 28, Ravens 24, unsolved murders 2.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:38 PM
/checks twitter
// FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
February 1st, 2013 at 3:38 PM
niners 55, ravens 0
February 1st, 2013 at 3:38 PM
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
February 1st, 2013 at 3:38 PM
Yes
I like James as the 49ers longshot
February 1st, 2013 at 3:41 PM
Who’s Sullinger? He the guy who landed the plane in the river?
/ #1 hockey fan
February 1st, 2013 at 3:41 PM
Ravens 21 SF 20
February 1st, 2013 at 3:42 PM
MVP Kaepernick. Then he’s gonna take his birth mom to Disney World.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:42 PM
Ravens 31 49ers 23
MVP: Jacoby Jones
Longshot: Bernard Pierce
1st TD: Frank Gore
February 1st, 2013 at 3:43 PM
Gross
February 1st, 2013 at 3:43 PM
49ers 42
Ravens 24
Also, good job on that Jared Sullinger pick, Boston. Who saw back problems coming??????
February 1st, 2013 at 3:44 PM
Get that helmet away from our trophy.
49ers-56 Ravens-9
February 1st, 2013 at 3:44 PM
SF 30
Bal 27
February 1st, 2013 at 3:44 PM
Niners 34
Ravens 17
MVP: Vernon Davis
First TD: LaMichael James
Secret Hope: Ray Lewis gets shived in the middle of the field
February 1st, 2013 at 3:44 PM
i did…HUGE rack.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:44 PM
Know what this means? Fab Melo on the active roster!
/wanking motion
//cries
February 1st, 2013 at 3:44 PM
Chicken Wings – 16
Beer – 15
Regret – 0
February 1st, 2013 at 3:45 PM
Well done, Duffy. Although, they are both Michigan men as they both attended my high school in Ann Arbor.
49ers 17
Ravens 10
February 1st, 2013 at 3:45 PM
don’t make fun of Big Baby Davis
February 1st, 2013 at 3:45 PM
Still good value at 21
February 1st, 2013 at 3:45 PM
Ravens 23
49ers – 17
February 1st, 2013 at 3:46 PM
hmm…should i open this sketchy package?
/unabomber went to michigan
February 1st, 2013 at 3:46 PM
Ravens 28 Niners 24
MVP: Joe Cool
Longshot: Ngata
1st TD: Vernon Davis
February 1st, 2013 at 3:46 PM
I hope that’s due to the overreported shortage of chicken wings this week.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:47 PM
Sullinger was playing well the past few weeks. oh well. F Ohio State and those refs
February 1st, 2013 at 3:47 PM
Honestly if the Ravens win there is zero chance anyone other than Lewis gets MVP right? Even if he is a complete non factor. Cannot imagine it going to anyone else.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:48 PM
Coincidentally my itinerary for tonight
February 1st, 2013 at 3:48 PM
mole,
if flacco throws for 250+ and 2-3 tds, he’ll win it.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:48 PM
“Man, I could just KILL some chicken wings right now.”
– Super Bowl XLVII MVP Ray Lewis shilling for Buffalo Wild Wings
February 1st, 2013 at 3:48 PM
My counter.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:49 PM
i dunno about that…i could see it going to rice or flacco if they have huge games. even suggs or ngata if they get like 3+ sacks.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:49 PM
local columnist tries to make jim harbaugh better than he was because it’s sb week
February 1st, 2013 at 3:49 PM
well played
February 1st, 2013 at 3:49 PM
perhaps
February 1st, 2013 at 3:49 PM
Miss being able to do 25-30 in my pomp. Also miss having an Atomic Wings that delivered on Seamless.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:50 PM
Can’t ignore the narrative. It’s just like the 1981 Super Bowl: Rod Martin had three huge INTs, but Plunkett’s Redemption was the narrative, so he gets the hardware.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:50 PM
yea, but nobody said “when in doubt, go with the ohio state chick.”
and pointing out the filth to a pig currently wallowing in his own probably won’t embarrass him.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:50 PM
I count a chicken wing as the whole thing.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:50 PM
Bah.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:50 PM
As long as Flacco doesn’t turn it over, Balt is likely to win, and he is likely MVP
February 1st, 2013 at 3:51 PM
Spencer is going to bookmark that duffy link and keep the photo as wallpaper
February 1st, 2013 at 3:51 PM
here’s the thing i never liked about atomic wings…nothing.
/high five
February 1st, 2013 at 3:51 PM
Flacco – 400 yards, 5 TDs, perfect passer rating!
/Queefer’d
February 1st, 2013 at 3:51 PM
Flacco is the new Lamonica.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:51 PM
Niners 2 Ravens 1
February 1st, 2013 at 3:52 PM
Ray Lewis
15.5 tackles
1 solo tackle
1 SB MVP
February 1st, 2013 at 3:52 PM
/lights cigarette
February 1st, 2013 at 3:52 PM
Kaepernick – 200 yards rushing, 300 passing, 5 TDs, MVP
“Eh, he’s good, not great.”
/ Queefer’d
February 1st, 2013 at 3:53 PM
Not elite though
/Queefer’d
February 1st, 2013 at 3:53 PM
Could have told me that two years ago, Spencer.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:53 PM
can’t deal with super hot wings
/pussy
February 1st, 2013 at 3:53 PM
sorry forgot there was a paywall for ya
says he left indelible memories as bears QB
February 1st, 2013 at 3:53 PM
Longshot MVP Pick: David Akers. Doesn’t miss a field goal, hits the game-winner?
That’s ballsy, Jason.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:54 PM
My company scheduled a can’t-miss meeting at 8:30 AM Monday. My SB prediction is that I will be hating life right around that time.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:54 PM
Seriously though, I don’t want to live in a world where Joe Flacco is considered an “elite” QB. Please San Fran pummel the unibrowed one.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:54 PM
I hate uncut (coop) chicken wings. Give me nothing but drumsticks – also buy me Bonestorm – or goto hell.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:55 PM
Even if he did all that, would he be MVP? IT would need to be a very uneventful game to open the door
February 1st, 2013 at 3:55 PM
Also like Manning winning over Rhodes in 2007.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:55 PM
dont you remember? i did, and you took it as a challenge, not a warning.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:55 PM
Honestly if the Ravens win there is zero chance anyone other than Lewis gets MVP right? Even if he is a complete non factor. Cannot imagine it going to anyone else.
he may get it if they lose a close one. chuck howley would snap his neck with old man strength
/might be zombie strength
//may or may not check if he’s alive
February 1st, 2013 at 3:55 PM
Is it as annoying when I do it, as when you do?
February 1st, 2013 at 3:56 PM
SF-26
Bal-20
MVP- Frank Gore
February 1st, 2013 at 3:56 PM
naked wings > breaded wings, and it aint even close
February 1st, 2013 at 3:56 PM
not really. you know, you could always just not click on the link.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:57 PM
both, any day. all day
February 1st, 2013 at 3:57 PM
Do Philadelphians generally hate their own?
February 1st, 2013 at 3:57 PM
spencer could see a picture of Paula Creamer and just focus on what club she’s using
February 1st, 2013 at 3:58 PM
But it could be a Guess That Ass! Imagine my regret then.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:58 PM
Niners 33, Ravens 21.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:58 PM
that’s not true…a) i dont like taylor made and b) id already know what club she’s using before sprouting a semi.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:59 PM
I used to be able to put down so many wings. Now 15 is about the limit, unless you get small wings or some shit like that.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:00 PM
OHHHH…my bad. compromise?
February 1st, 2013 at 4:00 PM
In a shocking development, Hugh Freeze will sign Kaepernick after he wins the MVP award and Ole Miss will be STACKED next year.
/31-27 SF
//Llama is the MVP
///sobs
February 1st, 2013 at 4:01 PM
The only way I could see a kicker winning MVP is if they made a game saving tackle on a return as time expired.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:01 PM
Never change Duffy, never change.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:02 PM
Husker, happy friday
/mostly SFW
February 1st, 2013 at 4:02 PM
? We hate everyone equally. It’s what happens when you’re between DC & New York.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:02 PM
SF 31 – Ravens 17.
Are there prop bets on the number of piles that Ray Lewis jumps on so he can get credited for a tackle? Over/under 10.5?
February 1st, 2013 at 4:03 PM
3-3 fgs, fake fg converted, onside kick recovered
February 1st, 2013 at 4:04 PM
I love you Holly Sonders
February 1st, 2013 at 4:04 PM
You must be the worst gambler of all times.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:04 PM
Yeah buddy
February 1st, 2013 at 4:05 PM
Nobody is rooting for the Ravens to win, right?
February 1st, 2013 at 4:05 PM
Ravens 35
49ers 29
in overtime
February 1st, 2013 at 4:06 PM
nantz and simms…this will be insufferable
February 1st, 2013 at 4:06 PM
You forgot ‘covertly take a dump on sideline’.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:07 PM
I’m rooting for my wallet.
/Got the Niners to win
February 1st, 2013 at 4:07 PM
I buy uncut wings and then cut them. Use whatever that 3rd part of the wing is to make stock.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:08 PM
That would be the greatest thing in illusion history
February 1st, 2013 at 4:08 PM
SF 17
Balt 12
MVP Aldon Smith
February 1st, 2013 at 4:09 PM
I still shudder at this.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:09 PM
I buy uncut wings and then cut them.
Tebow Time opens new location
February 1st, 2013 at 4:09 PM
SF 44, Balt 9
Rooting for Ray Lewis to have a last image of him constantly chasing Niners as the run passed and thru him in the offensive onslaught. Also, Flacco has more Turnovers than TDs.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:10 PM
I buy uncut wings and then cut them.
Tebow Time opens new location
Tebow does it with his teeth though. They’re strong from years of biting off foreskins.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:10 PM
OHHHH…my bad. compromise?
Nice follow through
February 1st, 2013 at 4:13 PM
The AFC still isn’t so good, Niners 27-13
February 1st, 2013 at 4:13 PM
I’m hoping for the lasting image of Ray Lewis to be him getting destroyed by Frank Gore and retearing his PED healed tricep.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:17 PM
Tebow does it with his teeth though.
maybe ty does too
February 1st, 2013 at 4:18 PM
sorry ty. yysa
February 1st, 2013 at 4:18 PM
Come one, look at the 3 MVP awards Adam Vinatieri won for all those game winning kicks he had in the Patriot SBs… Wait what?
February 1st, 2013 at 4:19 PM
Baltimore 27 Shitty Asshole Team 20
GO HAWKS!
February 1st, 2013 at 4:19 PM
SF 24
BALT 19
February 1st, 2013 at 4:21 PM
Even Ernie, Flacco’s life partner is rooting for San Francisco.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:21 PM
Honestly if the Ravens win there is zero chance anyone other than Lewis gets MVP right? Even if he is a complete non factor. Cannot imagine it going to anyone else.
Do you honestly think he will pick this game to stop jumping on piles?
/15 tackles, 1 solo
February 1st, 2013 at 4:24 PM
Niners 41, Ravens 13
MVP: Kaepernick
Longshot: Willis
First TD: Crabtree
February 1st, 2013 at 4:24 PM
All the LOLs
February 1st, 2013 at 4:25 PM
9ers 27
Ravens 24
MVP = Kaep
Longshot = Moss
First TD = Pitta
February 1st, 2013 at 4:25 PM
What’s the O/U on Alex Smith snaps? Guessing 1.5…I’d go over.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:27 PM
MVP = Kaep
Longshot = Goldston
First TD = Gore
February 1st, 2013 at 4:27 PM
I’d think .5, with under a heavy favorite
February 1st, 2013 at 4:29 PM
Baltimore 28, San Francisco 27. MVP Jacoby Jones.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:43 PM
I remember when BW3s had chicken legs they spin in the wing sauce. You’d get tehm for $0.50 on Thursdays. Of course this was back when they were still Buffalo Wild Wings & Weck, so it’s been a while.
/Never eat 10 chicken legs in one sitting.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:48 PM
Steelers 49, Opponent 0.
/six-burgh’d
February 1st, 2013 at 5:10 PM
San Francisco 21, Baltimore 17. Ray Lewis becomes the rare Super Bowl MVP in a losing effort.
February 1st, 2013 at 5:25 PM
Who’s Eifling’s pick?
February 1st, 2013 at 5:26 PM
Canucks in 6
February 1st, 2013 at 5:36 PM
Ravens 24 49ers 10 Ed Reed with the pick 6, Reed and Lewis co- MVP’s. The smartest defense in the NFL figure out this 49er offense and shut it down.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:12 PM
49ers 35, Ravens 21. Close game but SF pulls away in the 4th.
MVP is Frank Gore
February 1st, 2013 at 8:39 PM
SF 34
Balt 21
MVP Kaep
1st TD Gore
Longshot MVP Smith, Aldon
February 1st, 2013 at 9:35 PM
I wrote it in roundup this morning (comment 17 methinks) but m writing it here now after crushing beers at happy hour after work….
San Fran 31
Balt 27
February 2nd, 2013 at 1:01 AM
Lisk is wrong. Culliver is getting the first TD. 49ers 21, Ravens 20. MVP: Gore. Longshot MVP: Culliver.
February 2nd, 2013 at 1:42 AM
SF 28 BMore 20
MVP= Navarro Bowman
Long Shot= Dashon Goldson
1st TD= Dennis Pitta