Roundup: Beyonce Singing the National Anthem, Facebook Determines America’s Team & a Collection of Super Bowl Links
All, Baseball, Cheerleaders, Clean Slate, College Basketball, College Football, Courts, Legal, Facebook, Former Athletes, Media Gossip/Musings, NBA, NFL, Randy Teachers, Roundup, Super Bowl, Super Bowl Ads, Video February 1st. 2013, 8:22am
Emily Ratajkowski, a polish model/actress who has been in a Super Bowl commercial … what was this teacher thinking?… the life of a Super Bowl ticket broker … victory for Bubba the Love Sponge … truly excellent breakdown of NFL salaries by team and position … owner dumps dog because he thinks it is gay … look for this Ravens’ cheerleader during the Super Bowl … where Roger Goodell can’t eat or drink in New Orleans … a student at Yale Law School is angry … Baltimore vs. San Francisco, a tale of two cities … Jennie Finch is coming to the Pac-12 network … graffiti artist caught in the act …
Trying to figure out “America’s” football team via Facebook. [Harvard College Sports Analysis Collective]
Bill Snyder, who is 73, just inked a 5-year deal to remain coach of the Kansas State Wildcats. [Star]
Memphis in game-one of the post-Rudy Gay area: Blown out in OKC, 106-89. [Commercial Appeal]
Former MLBer Mark Grace avoids jail time for a DUI, but “a judge imposed a sentence that includes work-release jail time as well as three years of supervised probation. Additionally, an Interlock device must be installed in his vehicle for six months and he will need permission to travel out of state.” [Republic]
St. Louis spanks Butler, 75-58. I think the Bulldogs can win the title, but that’s three losses by 15+ points. [Post Dispatch]
Florida man pleads guilty in Dwight Freeney fraud case. [Indy Star]
The Florida Gators play some pretty good defense. I can’t wait to watch them shut down Marshall Henderson Saturday night. [Gainesville Sun]
Matthew Barnaby, former NHL player, is suing a former Miss Buffalo after their relationship soured. [Buffalo News]
Damn that uncooperative MLB players union. Damn them! [Times]
Sprint car racer Tyler Walker arrested after taking police on a high-speed chase that traveled through three states. Police found “methamphetamines, marijuana, drug paraphernalia and alcohol in the car.” [Speed Sport News]
Gio Gonzalez, your steroid/HGH denial is looking pretty weak, as more and more information trickles out. [Wash Post]
Is the USC hoops coaching job a good gig or not? [LA Daily News]
Missed this Jamal Crawford crossover earlier this week. Best handle in the NBA, no doubt.
Pretty bad scooter accident. Riding scooters is never a good idea. [via Adam]
Goal collapses on defender who makes a nice save. [H/T Lisk]
The second installment of the invisible driver drive-through prank is here. [via Hot Clicks]
Not lip-syncing.
- Roundup: Blackhawks Even Stanley Cup Final, Anchorman 2 Trailer, RIP James Gandolfini
- Bob Stoops: Home Was Burglarized, Had Car Stolen
- Muhammed “King Mo” Lawal’s KO of the Year Candidate Against Seth Petruzelli at Bellator 96
- Break-Up Song About Players Leaving Via Free Agency Should Make Fans Cry
- Fight Master: Bellator MMA: Freshening Up a Tired Format
- VladimirCrouton on Roundup: Blackhawks Even Stanley Cup Final, Anchorman 2 Trailer, RIP James Gandolfini
- PL StabbinKabin on Muhammed "King Mo" Lawal's KO of the Year Candidate Against Seth Petruzelli at Bellator 96
- PL StabbinKabin on Neymar's Silky Dribbling Schools the Mexican Defense, Sets Up Another Brazilian Goal [Video]
- VladimirCrouton on Bob Stoops: Home Was Burglarized, Had Car Stolen
- KC Resident on Break-Up Song About Players Leaving Via Free Agency Should Make Fans Cry
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February 1st, 2013 at 8:25 AM
That roundup picture caught even MY eye.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:27 AM
10, 11 and 12 are awesome.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:28 AM
21 is also phenomenal.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:29 AM
I am glad this dog got rescued and also find it amusing the lady who rescued him decided to call him “Elton”.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:30 AM
Good lord that is a good photo up top.
Really?
February 1st, 2013 at 8:32 AM
Awesome roundup girl pic today. Simply awesome.
Did he avoid it with getting a slump buster?
February 1st, 2013 at 8:34 AM
The Ravens Cheerleader… …still gasping for air.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:34 AM
Great question, but if I were a HS student and she was my teacher I would have been thrilled.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:34 AM
Emily Ratajkowski
google image search, great success. fantastic rack.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:35 AM
The gay dog story is both pathetic and awesome.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:36 AM
The Yale letter has the greatest lede.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqFM6Xounvw
February 1st, 2013 at 8:37 AM
I’d like to take the opportunity to say good morning and fuck you to the tOSU board of trustees. We look forward to paying $175 for the honor of going to the Michigan game.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:38 AM
OKC was the better team in November. That hasn’t changed. With Rudy in the lineup, it may have been even worse. Still love the deal. I also love conjecture…
I’m a fan of his, but dang this doesn’t look good at all.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:39 AM
Matthew Barnaby
true fact; led the NHL from 1995-2000 in greenies popped before and during games;
February 1st, 2013 at 8:40 AM
Killer line from the angry Yale dude.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:41 AM
Ok so I will be at work today and not sure if any posts frm commentators had the Super Bowl prediction but here is mine.
San Fran 31 Baltimore 27.
Good day.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:42 AM
Awesome. The Yale story was tagged with, “Asians.”
February 1st, 2013 at 8:42 AM
She is amazing….
February 1st, 2013 at 8:44 AM
That was the first thing I did – didn’t click a single link until I was done.
They’re real, and they’re spectacular
February 1st, 2013 at 8:44 AM
Where’s Mullet? Looks like Dee Liner will be in Athens this weekend.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:45 AM
According to imdb, round up girl was in icarly.
Will have to research this
February 1st, 2013 at 8:46 AM
She is amazing….
She reminds me a lot of the x-art model Jenya. If you guys are unfamiliar with her I do suggest you promptly head over to the google image machine.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:47 AM
Eloquent. Looking forward to seeing his next screed. The part about the Ikea chair discount cracked me up.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:47 AM
a shocking Super Bowl ad with Bar Refaeli is up if you wanna take a quick gander and come back to comment.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:48 AM
Right after college a group of us backpacked around Europe. In Switzerland we rented scooters. Group in front of us got started by one kid flooring it and running straight into the building across the street and hurting himself. He then promptly walked his scooter back to return it immediately. We still rented them and it was fun but there were very scary moments like monster trucks passing you.
In summary, yes, never a good idea.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:48 AM
Hoping for a post on SB prop bets sometime today. Been perusing the cross-sports props this morning. So many crazy ones. (ex. Sergio’s final round score (-2.5) v. Torrey Smith rec. yards)
http://www.sportsbook.ag/livesports/indexmember.php?sportsname=football
February 1st, 2013 at 8:49 AM
quality round up today J-Mac.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:49 AM
Fantastic.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:50 AM
God is at even odds for who the MVP thanks first.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:50 AM
Jackson, TN. Worst “bigger” city in the state.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:50 AM
more of this.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:51 AM
49ers 30, Ravens 19;
February 1st, 2013 at 8:52 AM
save it for the Super Bowl prediction post later today, Scripty.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:52 AM
The “Not Safe for Breakfast” warning was very valid. I had to stop the video…..just awful.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:52 AM
thanks, Ark!
February 1st, 2013 at 8:52 AM
lotta anger, not many haymakers at Yale
February 1st, 2013 at 8:52 AM
I’d like to take the opportunity to say good morning and fuck you to the tOSU board of trustees. We look forward to paying $175 for the honor of going to the Michigan game.
Is there not a requirement to make a several thousand dollar donation just to have the privilege to purchase tickets?
February 1st, 2013 at 8:53 AM
Best handle in the NBA, no doubt.
C’mon now. How often do you see a highlight and not make a conclusion that either the highlight is the best or the subject is the best…etc.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:53 AM
my cousin does (well used to do) a ton a graffiti here in cleveland, akron, detroit, etc…some of the art he did was really fucking awesome, but whooboy he had some stories about some sketchy shit. dodging cops, secruity, homeless, dogs, etc.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:53 AM
Would (obligatory forehead mention).
what was this teacher thinking?
Breaking: Teacher as dumb as everyone else.
Breaking: People buy things in high demand for higher prices, sometimes using the internet.
Only cunts in the biz listen to radio to complete media circle jerk ring.
Read the Guardian you yankee misinformed cunts.
Zombie Jesus, the fucking ghost and the murderous dad would hella kill that canine gay.
look for this Ravens’ cheerleader during the Super Bowl
NBHNC
Great place, fuck him.
didn’t click, awesome he’s being a massive cunt.
Not fucking Dickensian enough.
NBHNC.
Pearls will not clutch themselves.
Now that we have new metrics let’s keep the same asinine torch blazing.
Pay the fucking serfs something more you cunts.
Draw your own conclusions in permanent ink as this is a mofucking gigantic sample size.
TL;DR I assume he’s innocent fuck you car driving assholes.
I was in Indiana for 12 hours before I saw a single kid shoot at a basketball net, it was a layup and a miss. They exit early.
/sample sized
Date Night is getting so, so hot.
Crybaby bitch.
Just about every broken aspect of society is stagnant wages which is both a failure of unions and the need for more unions which makes things even more fucking confusing. Renting your wage you fucking cunts.
So he sucks at driving? 5 hour energy should sponsor him.
Everybody is one something watch 9.78 you slaggot fucks.
Obviously you cunt.
No Austin Rivers.
Breaking: Brazil not ready for World Cup despite hefty briefcases to uber corrupted fat white men who earnestly feel they are moral.
The second installment of the invisible driver drive-through prank is here.
Fuck off.
NBHNC
February 1st, 2013 at 8:53 AM
perhaps this has made the rounds previously, but it is new to me.
Carlin Isles
Proof that superior athletic ability can translate across sports. (almost) world class sprinter takes his skills to the rugby pitch.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:54 AM
sorry jmac. not thinking straight over here. whiteout conditions
February 1st, 2013 at 8:54 AM
This is the first time I’ve been to the Roundup where everyone is pleased with the Roundup girl. Bravo!!
//Team Tits
February 1st, 2013 at 8:54 AM
My second favorite blow to the head of the week. #1? Keri Russell’s awesome kick to the head on The Americans.
/spoiler alert
February 1st, 2013 at 8:56 AM
I won’t watch it. I don’t want to see anyone make out that close unless it’s two good looking ladies. Even then it has a short shelf life.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:58 AM
phil mickelson put on an absolute iron and putting clinic yesterday…well, until 18. 12 approaches inside 20 feet and he made 83.3% of putts inside 20 feet. fucking insane.
/yea, but he returned a rental car without filling the tank up
//mole’d
February 1st, 2013 at 8:58 AM
Are these auto-generated? I forgot the post on here that had WAG as a tag but didnt seem to make sense. Just wondering.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:59 AM
Damn, roundup pic is fantastic. Well done Jason.
Now back to read the rest of the Roundup.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:00 AM
The “Not Safe for Breakfast” warning was very valid. I had to stop the video…..just awful.
Oh good gawd my day is completely ruined.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:02 AM
This fad of people writing stupid shit on the receipt tip line is officially overplayed.
Please tip your servers. Cheap bastards.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:02 AM
The opening alley fight was quite slick as well. Digging that show, will stay in the rotation.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:02 AM
Like Duffy said on twitter, people are interested in Beyonce shaking her ass during super bowl half-time show. Who cares if she is actually singing live.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:03 AM
/raises hand
personally, say you hire someone to mow your lawn and they just walk the mower around the yard and don’t trim the grass, well…wouldnt you want your money back?
February 1st, 2013 at 9:04 AM
Look at the fun bags on that hose hound. She’s from Romania, which means there’s a decent chance she’s a vampire and those things will live forever. Thy will be done.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:04 AM
sorry, but a leg humping dog is always funny
February 1st, 2013 at 9:04 AM
I’ll be the voice of reason here – she has an outie.
/creeps me out
February 1st, 2013 at 9:05 AM
That Emily gal. Whoa.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2013/01/emily-ratajkowski-busts-out-of-her-bikini-for-carls-jr-because-burgers-and-hot-girls-go-together/
February 1st, 2013 at 9:05 AM
Wow, what a brown bagger that Roundup girl is. Woof.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:05 AM
Marine Corps band was pretty pissed.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:06 AM
Oh my.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:06 AM
I loved watching Figjam’s putt for 59 lip out yesterday. Fuck him.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:06 AM
Man, you’re such a music snob. It’s Beyonce shaking her ass!!!
February 1st, 2013 at 9:06 AM
a rare appearance by B Sanders! (yes, i saw him yesterday in the Nate Silver post. I see a lot, just don’t always mention.)
Guess i have to mix-up the roundup pics more often.
tease: Interview coming today with a media person who is … polarizing.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:07 AM
Those are some tig-ass bitties.
Seriously, it seems like all those webcam chicks are from Romania or Colombia
February 1st, 2013 at 9:07 AM
Spencer’s Guide to Buying Hookers; vol III – Advanced Rationalizing
February 1st, 2013 at 9:07 AM
Do you mean avoid hard jail time, since he is still doing the work release thing. On a similar note, I had 2 friends that both got extreme DUIs in Phoenix. One had a high priced lawyer and was given work release jail time from Sunday to Sunday. The other guy lied about his income, got a public defendant lawyer and served a weekend.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:08 AM
This is an awesome prop. I’d take Torrey Smith without a doubt. He should be good for 80-ish yards in garbage time.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:09 AM
Did he SHUT IT DOWN a few years ago?
February 1st, 2013 at 9:09 AM
MikeNYC?
/Team Commenter Interviews
February 1st, 2013 at 9:09 AM
im not questioning the wonderment of her tush…it is a fine tush. legendary even.
i know im a wacko…i just can’t endorse someone, even with an ass like that, who’s real only skill is moving their body around in a way that looks kinda interesting(?) since obviously she’s not singing anymore.
and considering her voice is pretty blah and even after a fucking decade of professional singing she still is about as subtle with her vibrato as a jackhammer, that’s probably not a bad thing. i should stop complaining.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:10 AM
Wouldnt go that far, but Im team Sing Live.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:10 AM
Not if nobody gave a fuck about the difference except midget stoner music majors with apparently sluttish moms.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:10 AM
Really?
February 1st, 2013 at 9:10 AM
N*gger please – we all know it’s SAS!!
/* = a
//Stan Marsh’d
February 1st, 2013 at 9:11 AM
only seen her on Egotastic! wouldn’t mind seeing more.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:12 AM
when we want canada’s opinion, we’ll invade it. in the meantime, don’t you have maple syrup and politeness to make?
February 1st, 2013 at 9:12 AM
Back, back, back Berman?
February 1st, 2013 at 9:13 AM
I guess EIC finally landed his Erin Andrews interview.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:14 AM
Put a shoe on your head!
February 1st, 2013 at 9:14 AM
Emily Ratajkowski
Her ass is just as wonderful as that rack.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:14 AM
Agree.
Also, a commenter interview post would be fantastic.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:14 AM
a polish model/actress
Odd that the is a polish model. I didn’t even look at her finger nails.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:15 AM
Shit. They’re bending fans over a barrel at this point
February 1st, 2013 at 9:15 AM
That’s the word on the street. Weird thing is that he apparently reached out to Richt.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:16 AM
and considering her voice is pretty blah and even after a fucking decade of professional singing she still is about as subtle with her vibrato as a jackhammer,
I watched and listened to that deal yesterday where she sang the National Anthem and everybody is like, “looky there. Told you she can sing.” It wasn’t that great a rendition. I’ve got 70 year old ladies in church that can outsing her. They don’t have dat ass though.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:16 AM
“Keyboard on head! KEYBOARD ON HEAD!!”
February 1st, 2013 at 9:16 AM
Oh the questions he could ask some of us. I’ve a hunch I know at least one I’d get asked
February 1st, 2013 at 9:16 AM
good tease. Is there gonna be prize for the first person to guess right? I’ll go with Limbaugh.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:17 AM
I’m glad I did the google search of her on my phone…my company’s IT would probably have a blaring alarm if I did it on my work computer.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:17 AM
Peter King?
February 1st, 2013 at 9:17 AM
“Everything okay at home?”
February 1st, 2013 at 9:17 AM
tease: Interview coming today with a media person who is … polarizing.
I’m not making fun, but when JMAC says polarzing, I think the person would be largely hated here and not really polarizng.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:17 AM
roundup girl is smoking, back to back great choices
February 1st, 2013 at 9:18 AM
The devil himself, Skip Bayless
February 1st, 2013 at 9:18 AM
If there’s one thing you fat indebted retards need it is more small penis motivated invasions.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:19 AM
Random find: Playboy interview with Vince McMahon around 2001. Seriously weird.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:19 AM
Agreed.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:20 AM
I saw Jameer Nelson and one other Magic player (center with huge beard) at Centerfolds last night haaa. They had some PR guy making it rain all over and then they all headed up to the champagne room.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:20 AM
I think Gus Johnson would be legitimately polarizing.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:21 AM
Yep, just read the same thing. Can’t blame the kid. If Richt lands him I’ll just say that Saban really didn’t want him anyway.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:21 AM
It’s Magneto.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:22 AM
Japanese Earthquake Drill
I find this quite hilarious.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:23 AM
Johny Miller
February 1st, 2013 at 9:23 AM
more disturbing than the Katie Vick angle.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:23 AM
I’m not making fun, but when JMAC says polarzing, I think the person would be largely hated here and not really polarizng.
Agreed. That’s why it is Gus Johnson.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:24 AM
Wait it’s probably a football person right?
EASTERBROOK!
February 1st, 2013 at 9:24 AM
But seriously, I’ll throw out a JoePos? You had the recent info on his move. If I don’t die on the commute home I’ll come back to view it.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:24 AM
Jason doesn’t think Gus Johnson is polarizing, he thinks there are like five people that don’t like him.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:25 AM
Could be an entire series where he talks to those who were banned and they work out their differences, like WTF only with a less self-loathing interviewer
My favorite prop bet is Under 18.5 yards for Randy Moss’ longest catch of the game
February 1st, 2013 at 9:25 AM
Apparently some of his friends that have already signed (or will sign this year with UGA) are recruiting him hard. If Liner comes to UGA then Foster will follow, That would probably get them Adams, too. I don’t think it will happen to be honest, but if it does UGA could sign four 5-star, top-30 players on signing day.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:26 AM
Who doesn’t pound the under there? That line’s gotta move to like 15.5
February 1st, 2013 at 9:27 AM
A veteran TBL niners fan not only tried to buy this shirt for the super bowl but failed to procure in time. As a gambler I thought you all should know.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:27 AM
/scribbles game over in Notebook
GREGGGGGG!!!!!
February 1st, 2013 at 9:29 AM
I’ve recently learned there was a segment on that angle when HHH was dressed like Kane in a funeral parlor, and fake humps a dummy in a coffin while an actually funeral is going on in the next room. Paul Bearer must have been pissed.
Sadly, or thankfully, I can’t find a link of said segment.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:29 AM
Ballz is pathetic.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:30 AM
The Beyonce thing was a non-story. Oh, she lip synched to her own voice, the same as Whitney Houston did in the Super Bowl. She could sing, as she could always sing. She did a good job yesterday answering that question by showing instead of telling. The fact that she had to prove her self by singing that overrated, idiotic song is something else all together.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:30 AM
My favorite prop bet
… is who will kick the longest field goal.
David Akers is 39 and kicks with the wrong foot.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:31 AM
He also throws tantrums if you suggest a wide receiver isn’t the greatest football player ever, I’m not holding him against the entire franchise
February 1st, 2013 at 9:31 AM
Representing us Polaks and doing a fine job.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:31 AM
This’ll go ever well.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:31 AM
If it’s that midget fuck Bob Costas tell him to fuck off.
/they’re creepy
February 1st, 2013 at 9:32 AM
Jason doesn’t think Gus Johnson is polarizing, he thinks there are like five people that don’t like him.
Jason know most everyone hates him. Nothing else explains the constant trolling. I enjoy it. Good back and forth harmless smack talking.
But Gus is really, really horrible.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:33 AM
The wording was a little strong but I don’t think simply as a song it’s anything special
/Team Soviet National Anthem
February 1st, 2013 at 9:33 AM
It’s a fair point. Why isn’t America the Beautiful the National Anthem? It’s 99999 times better and I’m not sure anyone would argue that.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:33 AM
Jason know most everyone hates him.
Hates Gus. Only Dirt hates Jason.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:34 AM
Eh. Ballz was probably halfway to his moonshine and glue coma when he ordered it and messed it up.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:34 AM
Little people really creep me out. When I was six, I a midget got on the same elevator as me and my mom. I freaked out and started crying. My mom was so embarrassed.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:34 AM
Better not be another Cowherd sob story about some poor guy he made rich.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:35 AM
I don’t know, he seemed pretty baffled when I said he was the worst broadcaster in sports, called me a clueless fan, then his cadre of twitter radicals called me racist and a faggot. So hopefully he works that into the questions.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:35 AM
Agree, but it’s way more than a song. I don’t consider myself overly patriotic, but I get goosebumps every time I hear the anthem live. No matter who sings it (non-Carl Lewis category).
February 1st, 2013 at 9:35 AM
Those things remain static, if anything they’d just shift the payout lines (or whatever the technical term is)…also like Frank Gore over 1.5 receptions, just two measley checkdowns and we have a winner
February 1st, 2013 at 9:36 AM
Favourite prop bet was the Christina Aguilera holding the note in the national anthem bet. Over because her boyfriend was an obvious fiend, there is no way they do not hear about the bet and with her ego it would be an obvious over and it was.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:36 AM
exactly. A song about America as opposed to a song about a flag.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:36 AM
exactly. A song about America as opposed to a song about a flag.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:36 AM
It’s gonna be a good day….
February 1st, 2013 at 9:37 AM
Get out
February 1st, 2013 at 9:37 AM
France and Russia have the best anthems. Good job by Putin to restore the old anthem after the western boot licker Yeltsin changed it.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:38 AM
The Canadian National Anthem >>>> All other anthems.
I would also submit Woody Guthrie’s “This Land is your Land”.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:39 AM
It’s a fucking remixed limey drinking song and what ever happened to “I love my country too much to be a patriot” sentiment?
February 1st, 2013 at 9:39 AM
Nikolai Volkoff approves
February 1st, 2013 at 9:41 AM
America The Beautiful should absolutely be our national anthem seeing as the sheet music for it is actually from an older song called “O Mother Dear, Jerusalem.” Would really drive home our bullshit support of Israel.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:41 AM
“And the rockets…. red glare!!! Uh oh…”
February 1st, 2013 at 9:41 AM
This is just awesome. For those who like to laugh at preseason CFB polls, this one’s for you.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:42 AM
I laughed.
I laughed even harder.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:42 AM
I hope you’re joking.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:43 AM
La Marseillaise is a great anthem. Dąbrowski’s Mazurka (Poland’s) is also great, right up there with the Soviet.
Though again, Algeria’s is the only anthem to mention machine guns, so it wins in a waltz.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:44 AM
Not at all. It’s no worse than the dopey British drinking song that Francis Scott Key commandeered.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:44 AM
I don’t know, he seemed pretty baffled when I said he was the worst broadcaster in sports, called me a clueless fan, then his cadre of twitter radicals called me racist and a faggot. Mole
Wow. He has minions doing his work for him? I am glad I don’t like the Twitter format and stay away from it most of the time.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:45 AM
I would also submit Woody Guthrie’s “This Land is your Land”.
I hope you’re joking.
Not at all. It’s no worse than the dopey British drinking song that Francis Scott Key commandeered.
I don’t like that song as a song. The lyrics are fine. That song was completely ruined for me when I saw Tom Morello (as the Nightwatchman!) sign it at a Wakarusa. Love me some Rage, but he is such a self-serving asshat.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:46 AM
I mean seriously read those lyrics, they take shots at the French in their fucking anthem, how great is that.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:46 AM
Algeria’s anthem reads like a Manowar song
February 1st, 2013 at 9:46 AM
Regardless of what the anthem is I think we can all agree that MLB needs to drop the God Bless America bunk during the 7th inning stretch
February 1st, 2013 at 9:46 AM
DOWN WITH CAPITALISM!
/signs checks from Sony, one of the world’s largest media conglomerates
February 1st, 2013 at 9:47 AM
100% agree.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:47 AM
9/11 is the best thing to happen to the Yankees rotation.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:48 AM
best national anthem? soviet national anthem.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:48 AM
What did he expect going to an Ivy League law school? It was bad enough at Texas Tech.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:48 AM
Also known as time to check my phone. I should not be obligated to have to stand for this song.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:48 AM
YES. Brad Radke also thinks this is bullshit.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:49 AM
WE HAVE THE BEST POTASSIUMS
February 1st, 2013 at 9:49 AM
I swear this conversation took place here recently.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:50 AM
spencer, spencer, spencer, son, how do you not link this for the Soviet anthem instead?
February 1st, 2013 at 9:50 AM
Probably did, I beat the Algerian anthem drum pretty heavily. Would imagine this came up during the Olympics.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:50 AM
/leaves to go watch Rocky-Drago match in Rocky IV
February 1st, 2013 at 9:50 AM
I don’t like it, but I also view it as a reminder that beer vendors are about to close up shop and to go get one (or two) more for the last two innings.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:51 AM
Absofuckinglutly
February 1st, 2013 at 9:51 AM
Especially considering the 7th inning is the last of beer sales at most parks
February 1st, 2013 at 9:51 AM
/charlie steiner laugh
February 1st, 2013 at 9:52 AM
because im a fucking idiot.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:54 AM
“Francis Scott OFF-Key”…not being able to control himself even after that terrible joke just added to the greatness of the moment
February 1st, 2013 at 9:54 AM
Probably the funniest moment in ESPN history right?
February 1st, 2013 at 9:55 AM
the Italian anthem cracks me up. goes from reverent, classical music to basically a bunch of people wildly shouting and hollerin’ at the end*
*no, I don’t understand Italian, why do you ask?
February 1st, 2013 at 9:55 AM
That Casablanca scene always tears me up and not just because I’m team old movies drinking.
/Goes to high five SROD and NADA
//They miss and steer the conversation to Greta Garbo
February 1st, 2013 at 9:56 AM
Did Joe Theismann make the Norman Einstein quote during a Sunday Night telecast?
February 1st, 2013 at 9:56 AM
Yes. I’m sitting at my desk laughing at the thought of Steiner laughing.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:56 AM
This explains every party held by members of my family.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:57 AM
without a doubt
February 1st, 2013 at 9:58 AM
Absolutely. Best part is most of the actors in that scene were people who had fled Germany and Occupied France, so the scene was pretty damn genuine.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:58 AM
Sterling running him out of the Yankee radio booth to be replaced with Suzyn Waldman is one of the great tragedies of our time.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:59 AM
It’s at 50 seconds.
Oh for the days when Sportscenter was enjoyable to watch.
February 1st, 2013 at 10:00 AM
Agreed that Amber Waves was a great character name.
February 1st, 2013 at 10:02 AM
It’s not “best movie ever” just to fuck with people.
February 1st, 2013 at 10:02 AM
that is good. #11 can eat shit though
February 1st, 2013 at 10:03 AM
I am just as tired of the next guy, but I saw a promo for Dr. Phil’s interview with Ron Tuiasasopo… Wow he is fat! I think me and Mullet might have to retract our opinions that Manti was trading bj’s with this dude. Now I think Te’o was really catfished. This dude kinda even looks like a bloated catfish.
February 1st, 2013 at 10:04 AM
Wow it’s like reading the template they use here. My god.
February 1st, 2013 at 10:07 AM
I still love hammered Namath hitting on Kolber.
- Theismann: “Joe is just happy guy isn’t he?”
- Maguire: “Oh boy is he happy.”
February 1st, 2013 at 10:10 AM
I despise Berman, but there’s a great highlight of him doing a live shot at Candlestick right at the conclusion of the The Catch game. Some fan trys to interrupt and Berman just gives him a great forearm shiver and screams at him. He had some old brown ESPN blazer. Fantastic.
February 1st, 2013 at 10:12 AM
If it makes you feel better, that l’il dude no doubt ended up in Auschwitz or Belsen.
February 1st, 2013 at 10:17 AM
was Carl Lewis was still wearing braces
February 1st, 2013 at 10:17 AM
Also, the best national anthem is the Cajun national anthem, “Jolie Blon” (here performed by the greatest Cajun musician of all time, Nathan Abshire).
February 1st, 2013 at 10:18 AM
Haven’t been to a park that didn’t end sales after the 7th. Best park beer experience was a ChiSox/Tribe game with multiple rain delays which led to beer being sold for an additional hour or two. worst stadium beer experience was sales being cut off after halftime in Cleveland Browns stadium. Didn’t see it coming.
February 1st, 2013 at 10:19 AM
9.79.
February 1st, 2013 at 10:21 AM
More of a Myrna Loy man myself.
/ Agrees that Casablanca fuckin’ rawks
February 1st, 2013 at 10:21 AM
This chick should do the super bowl anthem.
February 1st, 2013 at 10:24 AM
roundup girl….wow
/standing ovation
February 1st, 2013 at 10:29 AM
/pours whiskey for nada
February 1st, 2013 at 11:08 AM
that is what I was referencing