Thumbs down on not going with a picture of Zapp and his freshly failed girdle

oh yea? thumbs down for not going with kreiger’s van.

Golf is a game. Doesn’t mean its easy, it just doesnt require superior athleticism.

baseball doesn’t require superior athleticism either. you can be a less than elite athlete and get by just fine.

SPencer, why Zapp? Didn’t you have Hogan before?

because hogan never said “I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird” or “There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over” or “The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced” or “All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.”

My buddy once had to cut off the ball rag hooked onto the ball washer. It will probably end up as the leading cause of his ass cancer.

dying

When I was about 16, my buddy smoked a half finished cigar he found in a trash can beside the tee box

At least he didn’t finish off the eclair he found beside it.

I like it mainly for the views of the swamp

It is beautiful out there. I once met a guy who lived on a barge out in the Atchafalaya delta, miles from anyone or anything. Amazing how quiet it was.

My buddy once had to cut off the ball rag hooked onto the ball washer. It will probably end up as the leading cause of his ass cancer.

Oh gawd. That hilariously disgusting.

When I was about 16, my buddy smoked a half finished cigar he found in a trash can beside the tee box

My buddy once had to cut off the ball rag hooked onto the ball washer. It will probably end up as the leading cause of his ass cancer.

Oh gawd. That hilariously disgusting.

It’s like they trawled the dregs of Louisiana to find the most stereotypical idiots possible while casting.

True. I like it mainly for the views of the swamp. They do a great job with that. Some good looking tv

My uncle has a roll of toilet paper in his bag. Lots of woods to shit up on CT courses

I hate playing with one of my brothers-in-law because, while he has never actually shit himself on the course, it sounds like he’s doing it on every tee box.

We once had a marshal drive over to see what was going on after the BIL ripped one out at exceeding length and volume.

Need more details. I’m enthralled by Swamp People

I truly detest that show. It’s like they trawled the dregs of Louisiana to find the most stereotypical idiots possible while casting. You know, like Jersey Shore.

Plus the Molineres live close to where I grew up.

My uncle has a roll of toilet paper in his bag. Lots of woods to shit up on CT courses

My buddy once had to cut off the ball rag hooked onto the ball washer. It will probably end up as the leading cause of his ass cancer.

Amos Moses was a cajun, he lived by himself in the swamp

Hunted alligators for a living, just knock ‘em on the head with a stump

My uncle has a roll of toilet paper in his bag. Lots of woods to shit up on CT courses

I have a tough enough time launching in public restrooms let alone the woods.

Thanks to a bad clubhouse hot dog, I once played a round of golf with the runs. Does that qualify?

There’s nothing worse than being on the furthest hole from the clubhouse prarie doggin back to the club house with a led foot knowing the cart is gonna get any faster.

My uncle has a roll of toilet paper in his bag. Lots of woods to shit up on CT courses

what would poor people do if they had money?

Move out of The South?

Hate you

Thanks to a bad clubhouse hot dog, I once played a round of golf with the runs. Does that qualify?

There’s nothing worse than being on the furthest hole from the clubhouse prarie doggin back to the club house with a led foot knowing the cart is gonna get any faster.