Q & A with Darren Rovell, Sports Business Reporter at ESPN
I met Darren Rovell at the Super Bowl in 2005. He was at ESPN at the time, and wrote about the Super Bowl parties. As a media observer, I tracked his career to CNBC and last summer, back to ESPN. Rovell is very active on twitter (the Journal mentioned Kobe follows him) and the best word to describe his feed is polarizing. I decided to check in on him six months into his 2nd ESPN tenure, and ask him about life at the Worldwide Leader. He’s not at the Super Bowl this week, as he’s hanging out with Clydesdales. We swapped emails this week.
Q: You left CNBC for ESPN a little over six months ago. How would you characterize your return to ESPN so far? In your current role, what’s different from when you were there last?
Rovell: It has been a great start. I’m thrilled to be back. I’ve done extensive work on Outside the Lines, have my own feature on SportsCenter (“Money Talk” on Tuesday nights), have done extensive work for ESPN.com and have already written more pieces for the Magazine than I did in my previous six-year stint from 2000-2006. Having so many outlets means the opportunities are endless. What’s different? I’d say the resources to make reporters better at what they do are better. The research department is robust. The news editors on both the TV side and the .com are tremendous in keeping us updated with what is going on in the sports world by the hour. On the outside, I think there’s more talk about how ESPN works than ever before, including the intense scrutiny from media sites like yours. There’s much more interest in media reporting than there was when I left in 2006.
Q: How much do you miss having a TV show? The time slot and the ratings weren’t good, but what do you think are the chances you’ll get a sports business show at ESPN?
Rovell: I do miss having a TV show. Friday night, which is what I had for about 90 percent of the shows, was not ideal. There was a lot of press about the initial ratings on those Friday nights. I was proud of the content and thought that the cumulative ratings reflected that there was an audience for it. NBC was tremendous. There wasn’t a single conversation about ratings. Not once. Before I left, I gave them 48 shows and brought on the biggest names in sports business. I do think there is room for a sports business show as the niche has grown and fans can’t be fans any more without knowing the business. As of now, I’m happy about having a weekly feature on SportsCenter that reminds our viewers how big this business truly is. If ESPN believes there could be an audience for a standalone show, I’m ready to go.
Q: What’s the biggest conflict you’ve come across when it comes to covering the business of sports since your return to ESPN? Given how ESPN has spread its tentacles across so many sports, I imagine occasionally, there are some issues.
Rovell: There honestly have been none. I know that’s hard to believe since there seems to be an a lot of dialogue that reporters are working together with executives based on the content we own, but that’s just not true. Wasn’t true when I was here last and isn’t true now. I have had conversations with executives regarding TV deals but I called them in the same way I called them when I was at CNBC. I don’t cover or critique sports media itself besides rights fees so I think that frees up some conflicts.
Q: One word to describe your twitter feed is polarizing. Do you think the tone/style of your feed has changed since you went back to ESPN? I don’t see every tweet you send, but the majority seem to be quirky sports-related images from fans, and I don’t recall that totally being the case at CNBC. Is that accurate? If so, why the change?
Rovell: I think a lot of people want to say that I’ve changed since I’ve come to ESPN. I don’t think I’m much different at all. I still report the business of sports and weave in what is going on in the business from fans. I think I do more of that because frankly my followers are sending me better content. For those that follow me, they know what I’m looking for, and they’ve done a great job sending me things that I can’t possibly see. Anyone who follows me knows that I love being the conduit. I love passing on something that someone has seen and I think I’ve proven that there’s great value in that.
Q: What’s your blocking policy on twitter? When people have been blocked by you, they seem to boast about it. Why do you think that is?
Rovell: Up until about two months ago, I blocked no one. I didn’t want to give someone the gratification in knowing that they got to me enough for me to click that button. But then I had a conversation with a friend at the New York Times and he kind of convinced me that the people who are serial trolls should be blocked. I took his advice and started blocking people. To answer your second question, you’d have to ask them. It does seen like when I say something perceived as bold, those same 50 people tip it within the first 20 minutes. It’s part of the game. i can handle it.
Q: We’ve all sent out tweets we regret and later delete. Yours would be … I imagine the Playboy party one, right?
Rovell: Can’t really point out one that stands out. I think the lesson here is that what you sometimes think is a valid point is not. Or that Twitter is the wrong forum to bring up a topic because it’s much more complicated than that. The good thing about Twitter is that you know right away whether something really missed.
Q: I’m probably in a small minority, but I do like the ‘empty stadium series,’ regardless of sport. We’re going to be seeing more empty arenas/stadiums in the coming years as the viewing experience from home is significantly better. Yet people seem to get angry and defensive when it is their team or sport and you pass along a photo. Can you recall some of the nastiest responses you’ve gotten to those?
Rovell: Never seen a response like the Sacramento response I got when I tweeted out an empty Suns at Kings game last week. That was predictable given that the city is on edge because they might lose the team. Many of the fans said that my picture was misleading — which is always the line — but at the end of the day, the announced attendance was less than 13,000 for what some will consider the biggest draw in the west now in the Thunder. Fans also said I didn’t know what I’m talking about despite the fact that I’ve covered more relocations and arena and stadium deals on a national level than probably anyone out there. They come back and say this is different. Well, they actually all follow the same basic pattern. You can argue that what I tweeted hit a nerve, but it’s pretty hard to argue that I don’t know what I’m talking about.
Q: Which sport do you think will have contraction first: MLB or NBA? Or have the (relatively) recent lockouts improved each sport so that there’s no need for contraction? Obviously the city that loses a team will lose a lot of jobs, but for the health of each sport, couldn’t contraction help to improve the product?
Rovell: I think it’s very hard to contract teams. We saw that with the Twins and Expos. The fight with the players union on killing jobs. I think there are enough suckers out there and teams are still scarce enough that I really don’t think contraction is going to happen anywhere anytime soon — certainly not in those two leagues.
Q: Back to twitter. Sometimes, I’ll follow someone who provides good links or witty banter, even though they over-tweet (hell, I over-tweet). But recently, someone was so excited you followed them and sent them a message about getting a ‘24-hour trial period,’ that they tweeted out the image and it made the rounds. Do you do this regularly? What has the reaction been? Do you really find it necessary to let people know that?
Rovell: For the people I’m intrigued with but don’t necessarily see anything in their timeline that is appealing, I do give these trial runs. Most of the time it doesn’t work out, but it’s often kids who are trying to make it in the business and it’s nice to tell them “I’ll give you a try, impress me and I’ll keep you on.” There are some under the radar people that I have found on Twitter that are just tremendous.
Q: Last twitter question: You often seem to get involved in back-and-forth exchanges with sports media types. I’d say this happens with you more than any other sports media person I follow. Is this people swinging up at you, trying to gain followers? Or are you tweeting things that open you up for criticism?
Rovell: I do engage frequently, though I’ve actually toned that down a bit because I frankly don’t think my followers care about this petty stuff. I’ve learned to step away from Twitter more often, but if someone in the media is coming hard at me, it’s harder to resist.
Quick hitters:
Favorite sport growing up: Baseball
Favorite sport now: College Football
Being a Dad has changed you how: Made me realize that my family is really the only thing that matters.
The next time Northwestern will be in a Rose Bowl is …: Next season. Die hard fan can’t believe anything less.
Rank, in your opinion – no need to quantify – the 5 most popular sports in America: NFL, College Football, NBA, MLB, NASCAR.


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February 1st, 2013 at 12:08 PM
Scripty nailed it
February 1st, 2013 at 12:10 PM
I got RT’d by Rovell once in regards to 2010 BCS ticket prices. Had $2000 and it wasn’t enough for one ticket outside the stadium. Mike Gottlieb tweets at me and says that I needed a) better negotiation skills and b) to wait until after the first quarter. REALLY? NO SHIT??? THAT’S ALL I HAD TO DO???
February 1st, 2013 at 12:10 PM
Is he the only one that knows/cares that the magazine still exists?
February 1st, 2013 at 12:11 PM
Glad you asked about the playboy party. That pic of him as the loser party attendee who never stops looking at his phone is awesome.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:12 PM
This guy is the biggest douchebag in the history of sports journalism. Even more soulless than Mariotti.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:13 PM
You’ve made a powerful enemy in Spencer Dick today my friend
February 1st, 2013 at 12:13 PM
Love the start to this. Hey, nobody likes your empty stadium series except me.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:15 PM
He complains about Twitter trolls but his empty stadium shots are a pretty troll move.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:15 PM
He was asked about sports, not games.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:16 PM
He was asked about sports, not games.
I sense a Dieck Slap is coming.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:16 PM
Possibly JMac’s best line ever, and I mean that in a complimentary way. The patronizing do puts it over the top. Read “do” as, “you aren’t going to believe I like this garbage”
February 1st, 2013 at 12:17 PM
He said sports.
Careful using his name. He hates that shit. He may have to end you.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:17 PM
the correct answer, being a “diehard” NW fan is “when urban meyer retires.”
DIAF
February 1st, 2013 at 12:17 PM
Oh no he didnt.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:18 PM
Also, I’m pretty sure both hockey and golf are more popular than NASCAR.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:18 PM
careful using my name when alerting authorities.
/glares at ms621
February 1st, 2013 at 12:18 PM
I said it.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:19 PM
I think I blocked Rovell just because too many assholes were re-Tweeting him…sadly this doesn’t prevent seeing those who just go the “RT [Thing Rovell Said]” route, just click the button people
February 1st, 2013 at 12:19 PM
So NASCAR is on that list, why?
/nevermind its plummeting popularity
February 1st, 2013 at 12:20 PM
then why the fuck is nascar in there?
February 1st, 2013 at 12:20 PM
Pretty good interview. His beef with Deitsch was nauseating, yet I still follow him
February 1st, 2013 at 12:20 PM
And yes, I got drunk and bought that Kaepernick t-shirt and was told it was an advanced sale item or some bullshit and that I wouldn’t receive it until the 6th. Big woop. Wanna fight about it?
February 1st, 2013 at 12:20 PM
I disagree. The guys business side of sports. It’s not out of bound for him to point out empty stands and how that may affect the financial side.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:20 PM
Doesn’t prevent the .@Rovell GOD YOU SUCK LOOK AT HOW PITHY MY RESPONSE TO YOU IS, either.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:20 PM
I was wondering what six was. I’ll guess 6. golf 7. mma 8. cbb 9. tennis 10. hockey
February 1st, 2013 at 12:21 PM
Settle down. My comment was designed specifically to rile up Spencer.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:21 PM
yea, but you’re an idiot. i mean, if you go by the literal definition of sport (an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc.), it qualifies. if youve ever played golf (actual golf, not “getting drunk outdoors before 5) it qualifies.
obviously youre not ALL IN.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:22 PM
Depends. Do you even lift bro?
February 1st, 2013 at 12:22 PM
I’m assuming ‘advanced sale’ means only advanced muthafuckas like me can get that shirt. So it’s all good.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:22 PM
Using a dictionary definition to prove a Georgia fan wrong is like trying to teach Farsi to a retarded sloth.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:22 PM
I’m ALL IN for some golf at 1:30.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:22 PM
Well, mission accomplished.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:22 PM
In this country hockey is above tennis. Globally tennis might be top-5 though.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:23 PM
Hey Ritty…I just heard Kiwi Gardner was dismissed from the team but didn’t get any details. You know anything about that?
February 1st, 2013 at 12:23 PM
Love it.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:23 PM
Husker lowers head, removes cap, reveals painted bulldog on his skull, barks at you.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:23 PM
/looks at self
//questions his entire golfing life
February 1st, 2013 at 12:24 PM
I’m ALL IN for some golf at 1:30.
fuck you bro. we have a foot of snow come down last night.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:24 PM
So I guess driving with my windows down isn’t a sport either now? Bullshit.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:24 PM
mma ahead of college hoops? thanks for playing.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:24 PM
Unless it involved a ball and running, it’s not a sport.
/Sorry Spence
February 1st, 2013 at 12:25 PM
This was in the paper the other day –
MC’s guard position took a further hit recently as Craig said freshman G Kiwi Gardner is no longer with the team and did not elaborate further. Gardner, who was averaging 11.4 ppg and had a team-high 46 assists, had missed three previous games because of a team suspension.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:25 PM
Look on the bright side, won’t be able to see the cankles on all your women.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:25 PM
Who knew it was that easy. Trolling isn’t nearly as hard as some people make it I suppose.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:25 PM
word.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:25 PM
careful using my name when alerting authorities.
/glares at ms621
Yeah. I deserve that glare.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:25 PM
/links to orson welles clapping gif
February 1st, 2013 at 12:25 PM
Hey, you promised a pole-arising figure. I thought you meant Paulina Gretzky or Arianny Celeste.
/ Oh, polarizing. I get it
February 1st, 2013 at 12:26 PM
Htown – I’m gonna go way, way, way out on a limb that a transplanted kid from California, stuck in the middle of a West Texas oil town, was smoking the dope.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:28 PM
I guess. But NBA teams moving around has very little to do with attendance. It has to do with teams trying to hold a city hostage for new arenas.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:28 PM
Nah, fuck your snow. I’m pissed that it’s only gonna be 68 this afternoon. Going low today fellas.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:28 PM
He actually caught golfing and his coach told him he didn’t want players wasting their time on silly games when real sports were available.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:29 PM
Well, now this is just fucking lazy.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:29 PM
72 Wednesday. 10 degree wind chill this morning. Eff me. No Endomondo running for me
February 1st, 2013 at 12:29 PM
so hockey obviously doesn’t count.
but youre right…there’s such little physical effort required to hit a ball 250+ yards when you have to hit the ball on a spot smaller than the size of a quarter.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:30 PM
Yeah because playing pickup basketball with high school heroes is so much better than golf.
Or worse yet, playing tennis.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:30 PM
Well, now this is just fucking lazy.
Well this is rich coming from you.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:31 PM
Probably the one that always seems to be on the brink of financial ruin if their owners are to be believed
February 1st, 2013 at 12:32 PM
you have to hit the ball on a spot smaller than the size of a quarter
but the ball is stationary!
/golf > all else
February 1st, 2013 at 12:32 PM
he just missed the humor of typing that out being more work than linking to the gif.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:32 PM
I’ll allow hockey. Puck is the substitute for ball and it takes insane amount of athleticism and stamina to skate up and down the rink for 82 games a year. No budging on golf, though. It ain’t a sport.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:32 PM
there’s such little physical effort required to hit a ball 250+ yards when you have to hit the ball on a spot smaller than the size of a quarter.
casey martin played this skill!
February 1st, 2013 at 12:32 PM
I got to say, I have no idea who this guy is (obviously didn’t read this piece)…I only recognize his name from people in the comments complaining about him.
/in that pic he looks like a “no means yes” kind of guy
February 1st, 2013 at 12:33 PM
Let’s meet halfway and just call it a recreation sport. Win win.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:34 PM
/in that pic he looks like a “no means yes” kind of guy
Reminds of the fraternity that made headlines a few years ago when it was found that they had t-shirts or something that said “No means yes and yes means anal!”
February 1st, 2013 at 12:35 PM
How low?
Main argument for the physicality of golf is the stamina require to hit enough balls to get good IMO
They are not to be believed, but contracting two teams would work wonders for the NBA. No contraction was a point of pride for Stern, so maybe Silver airs more on the side of pragmatism
February 1st, 2013 at 12:35 PM
fine…us golfers will just make our own clubs and you wont be invited.
/isn’t invited either
//FUCK
///you know, golfers…for a sport that allows anyoen regardless of race, gender, wealth or health to compete on a level playing field, yall are awfully exclusionary
February 1st, 2013 at 12:36 PM
That was bullshit. Should never have been granted a cart
February 1st, 2013 at 12:36 PM
Fuck everyone.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:37 PM
those full shots on 18 when your legs are dead from walking 5+ miles are a whole lot of fun.
but i gotta disagree with this…der kaiser’s princess hands would be shredded after a half hour. he’d be bitching about his hands hurting long before his legs and back gave out.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:37 PM
It shouldn’t matter to golf fans whether or not some people consider it sport or not. I gave up those arguments with Formula 1 a long time ago. I don’t care if auto racing isn’t considered a sport by some. It’s still fucking awesome.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:38 PM
No Jews. No blacks.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:39 PM
Came into say “Rovell sucks!”
/shows self out
February 1st, 2013 at 12:39 PM
He’d give up once he realized that he could only actually make contact with the ball on every 4th swing.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:40 PM
as a golfer, i really don’t care but as someone who’s correct, i do.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:40 PM
That’s actually embroidered on the Cypress Point Club polos.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:40 PM
Does it really matter if golf is a sport or not? Fine it’s not a sport, it’s a fucking awesome activity that I really really enjoy. Fuck off.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:40 PM
I could give two shits if its a sport or game, I’m leaving in 3 hours to go consume alcohol and oggle bitches while professionals play their game, sport.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:41 PM
When I was in college I had a job working in the student union, one day our supervisor (another student) was talking to me and another kid and complaining about how her hands hurt from playing Fable all night. So the other kid responds “oh your hands hurt, now your back’s gonna hurt, ’cause you just pulled landscaping duty.” She fired him on the spot, he just shrugged and walked out, I never saw him again but I’d like to imagine he’s incredibly successful now.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:43 PM
Recreational activity.
I can’t kite surf either. Doesn’t make it a sport.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:43 PM
lol…awesome.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:44 PM
I was wondering what six was. I’ll guess 6. golf 7. mma 8. cbb 9. tennis 10. wanking. 11. hockey
February 1st, 2013 at 12:45 PM
I want to shoot a 78 at worst today.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:45 PM
Here, let me do that for you:
“Zappa su– ”
/ Dies from 5-iron blow to head
February 1st, 2013 at 12:45 PM
yea, but kite surf doesnt have a scoring system. it’s not a sport if it’s a judged competition.
im fine with it being a recreational sport…it’s still a sport. then aagin, youre cool with beyonce lip syncing, so obviously you wouldnt be able to appreciate the true beauty of the gentleman’s game…er…SPORT. SPORT. yea, that’s the ticket.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:46 PM
I don’t think you understood what I did there Hogarth.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:46 PM
Golf fans remind me of soccer fans. They’re so sensitive. Enjoy the sport/game/hobby/whatever and stop caring about what people say. I was just fucking with you, Spencer. You know I love golf. Basically I wanted an escape from thinking about Ole fucking Miss stealing UGAs best recruit.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:48 PM
Sure you could. You’d probably die doing it, but still
February 1st, 2013 at 12:48 PM
Oh, Spence. Just messing with you man.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:48 PM
Ok, this is out of hand. You need to at least TRY and use punctuation. The only one who gets a pass is mrejr. That’s only because he has to use voice recognition because he must do the Bushwacker dance while commenting.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:48 PM
Thanks to a bad clubhouse hot dog, I once played a round of golf with the runs. Does that qualify?
/ You don’t want to know what the cart looked like at the end
February 1st, 2013 at 12:49 PM
I’d say the same thing, but my local 9 hole is closed for the season.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:49 PM
Pretty good indication of whether or not something is a sport: did the Germans win it? Yes? Then it’s not a sport.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:51 PM
Then what did what’s-his-face die for then man?
February 1st, 2013 at 12:51 PM
no it doesn’t qualify, because there is no such thing as a bad clubhouse dog. I ate so many of those this past year, that if they existed, I sure as shit would have found one.
/and yes, I realize getting into a debate with someone from Louisiana about hot dogs is futile on my part.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:52 PM
Reminds me of this.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:52 PM
He didn’t have what TBL has.
/options
February 1st, 2013 at 12:52 PM
All of that sounds just awful.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:52 PM
Golf is dart for old people.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:53 PM
I avoid eating on the course. Impedes my buzz
February 1st, 2013 at 12:53 PM
I don’t understand why people get defensive about the golf is/is not a sport thing, but my favorite people are the ones who totally don’t understand golf at all. It makes it that much more exclusive. And reminds me of my favorite golf joke… what would poor people do if they had money? Play golf.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:54 PM
World Wars I and II were sports, then?
February 1st, 2013 at 12:54 PM
February 1st, 2013 at 12:55 PM
This is fun.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:55 PM
SPencer, why Zapp? Didn’t you have Hogan before?
February 1st, 2013 at 12:55 PM
you seem like quite the well adjusted person
February 1st, 2013 at 12:55 PM
I was just joking.
Even if they were open, I wouldn’t be going.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:55 PM
World Wars I and II were sports, then?
i always thought killin Nazi’s was a sport
February 1st, 2013 at 12:56 PM
You seem like someone without a sense of humor.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:56 PM
I grew up in a swamp, son. You’d be disgusted at what we consider fine cuisine.
/ Some days you eat the fish, some days the fish eats you
February 1st, 2013 at 12:56 PM
But engineering, dominating the European economy, and strange porn industry are not
/not sure if we are doing it right
February 1st, 2013 at 12:56 PM
Move out of The South?
February 1st, 2013 at 12:57 PM
Haters gonna hate. Germany is awesome and golf is not a sport.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:57 PM
You mean move to Florida? Probably.
Watched the Queen of Versailles doc last night. Whoa, that shit was crazy.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:58 PM
Lol.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:59 PM
Need more details. I’m enthralled by Swamp People
February 1st, 2013 at 12:59 PM
Amos Moses was a cajun, he lived by himself in the swamp
February 1st, 2013 at 1:00 PM
There’s nothing worse than being on the furthest hole from the clubhouse prarie doggin back to the club house with a led foot knowing the cart is gonna get any faster.
February 1st, 2013 at 1:00 PM
Hate you
February 1st, 2013 at 1:01 PM
My uncle has a roll of toilet paper in his bag. Lots of woods to shit up on CT courses
February 1st, 2013 at 1:03 PM
I have a tough enough time launching in public restrooms let alone the woods.
February 1st, 2013 at 1:04 PM
Hunted alligators for a living, just knock ‘em on the head with a stump
February 1st, 2013 at 1:07 PM
My buddy once had to cut off the ball rag hooked onto the ball washer. It will probably end up as the leading cause of his ass cancer.
February 1st, 2013 at 1:07 PM
I truly detest that show. It’s like they trawled the dregs of Louisiana to find the most stereotypical idiots possible while casting. You know, like Jersey Shore.
Plus the Molineres live close to where I grew up.
February 1st, 2013 at 1:09 PM
I hate playing with one of my brothers-in-law because, while he has never actually shit himself on the course, it sounds like he’s doing it on every tee box.
We once had a marshal drive over to see what was going on after the BIL ripped one out at exceeding length and volume.
February 1st, 2013 at 1:10 PM
True. I like it mainly for the views of the swamp. They do a great job with that. Some good looking tv
February 1st, 2013 at 1:10 PM
Oh gawd. That hilariously disgusting.
February 1st, 2013 at 1:13 PM
When I was about 16, my buddy smoked a half finished cigar he found in a trash can beside the tee box
February 1st, 2013 at 1:16 PM
It is beautiful out there. I once met a guy who lived on a barge out in the Atchafalaya delta, miles from anyone or anything. Amazing how quiet it was.
February 1st, 2013 at 1:16 PM
At least he didn’t finish off the eclair he found beside it.
February 1st, 2013 at 1:19 PM
Worst thing I ever witnessed on a golf course was a guy i was playing with teeing off into a pack of shtting machines that wouldn’t move out of the way in front of the tee box. That sound stills haunts me. Needless to say this guy isn’t playing with a full deck.
February 1st, 2013 at 2:03 PM
dying
February 1st, 2013 at 2:12 PM
yea…ive had a SHITTY week. sorry for getting riled up even if there was a decent bit of sarcasm in there.
because hogan never said “I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird” or “There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over” or “The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced” or “All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.”
February 1st, 2013 at 2:19 PM
Thumbs down on not going with a picture of Zapp and his freshly failed girdle
February 1st, 2013 at 3:03 PM
Golf is a game. Doesn’t mean its easy, it just doesnt require superior athleticism.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:21 PM
baseball doesn’t require superior athleticism either. you can be a less than elite athlete and get by just fine.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:22 PM
oh yea? thumbs down for not going with kreiger’s van.