The Actual Kate Upton Super Bowl Commercial [Video]
Mercedes released their actual Kate Upton Super Bowl ad this week and I have to say, it’s not as good as the car wash ad. Sure, Willem Dafoe and Sympathy For the Devil are cool, but there is a surprising lack of Kate Upton in this spot. I can’t help but feel like they put real thought into the plot of this ad. Not original thought, but some thought. You don’t need to fill a whiteboard coming up with Usher spinning around twice on a dance floor.
What a convincing infomercial.
Previously: Bar Refaeli Makes Out With “World’s Greatest Extra” For Go Daddy Super Bowl Commercial [Video]
Previously: Permanent Link to Kate Upton’s Slow-Motion Mercedes Car Wash Super Bowl Ad Teaser [Video]

- Chris Bosh Blocked Two Shots in the Final Moments to Help Miami Force Game 7 [Video]
- Ray Allen Forced Overtime By Hitting the 3-Pointer the Miami Heat Signed Him to Hit [Video]
- Mike Miller Hit a Huge 3-Pointer While Wearing Just One Shoe [Video]
- Jozy Altidore Scored Fourth Goal in Four Matches, Gave U.S. 1-0 Lead Against Honduras [Video]
- Tim Duncan Scores 25 in the First Half Against the Heat, Miami in Trouble

- Liquor on Chris Bosh Blocked Two Shots in the Final Moments to Help Miami Force Game 7 [Video]
- orly57 on Chris Bosh Blocked Two Shots in the Final Moments to Help Miami Force Game 7 [Video]
- Some Random Old Dude on Kawhi Leondard Slapped Mike Miller in the Face as He Dunked on Him in Game 6 [Video]
- vajayjay redick on Kawhi Leondard Slapped Mike Miller in the Face as He Dunked on Him in Game 6 [Video]
- resolutedefense on Kawhi Leondard Slapped Mike Miller in the Face as He Dunked on Him in Game 6 [Video]
24 Responses to “The Actual Kate Upton Super Bowl Commercial [Video]”
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.






February 1st, 2013 at 1:48 PM
Kate’s approaching the “washed up, worn out” phase as fast as ___ (add your choice for most washed up, worn out porn star).
February 1st, 2013 at 1:50 PM
I presume this is part of the Play 60 anti-obesity campaign?
February 1st, 2013 at 1:53 PM
Willem Dafoe creeps me the fuck out.
February 1st, 2013 at 1:54 PM
Wasn’t this game already played this week?
February 1st, 2013 at 1:56 PM
I hate Super Bowl commercials.
February 1st, 2013 at 1:56 PM
Keeping it fresh for whem Ron Jeremy ascends to that great X Games in the sky.
February 1st, 2013 at 2:03 PM
Then whatever you do, don’t watch Auto Focus.
February 1st, 2013 at 2:07 PM
Shit like this is why the divisional playoff rounds are 100% superior to the Super Bowl.
February 1st, 2013 at 2:07 PM
Willem Dafoe creeps me the fuck out.
Perfect.
I like this commercial. Good job. Good effort.
February 1st, 2013 at 2:13 PM
Dafoe.Badass
February 1st, 2013 at 2:14 PM
Willen Dafoe is perfect as the devil, as well as most of his characters he does.
Lot of you guys talk about ESPN 30 for 30 videos, got an email from Groupon, offering ESPN 30 for 30 Collector’s Set on Blu-ray for $39. Free shipping and return. Pretty sweet deal.
February 1st, 2013 at 2:18 PM
Not really. Most of them are garbage. Keep your money.
February 1st, 2013 at 2:18 PM
This commercial is awesome and it proves that Sympathy for the Devil totally stands the test of time. And that baseline (played by Keith Richards, not Bill Wyman) is one of the best in the history of rock.
February 1st, 2013 at 2:21 PM
Although it does bug me that they show a F1 driver (Nico Rosberg) driving an F1 Mercedes on an oval track.
February 1st, 2013 at 2:22 PM
I was just about to post that. I haven’t seen any of them and can’t imagine why anyone would pay money to buy discs to play videos, but it does seem like a pretty good deal.
February 1st, 2013 at 2:34 PM
Sympathy for the Devil totally stands the test of time
Ballz gets it.
February 1st, 2013 at 2:38 PM
I thought every Kate Upton post demanded a link to the pool clip where she is getting hosed down?
February 1st, 2013 at 2:51 PM
Are we still looking for a link?
sorta NSFWish…..think of wet t-shirt contests
February 1st, 2013 at 2:55 PM
/pays caribou ten extra dollars
February 1st, 2013 at 2:56 PM
between upton and that polish round up girl, this day is set.
February 1st, 2013 at 2:56 PM
God dammit, I love her.
That was admittedly disappointing, she’s only in it for 5 seconds. What the fuck?!?
This got me, too.
February 1st, 2013 at 2:56 PM
Caribou is a hero.
February 1st, 2013 at 2:59 PM
Defoe has quite the range as an actor, playing both Jesus and the devil.
February 2nd, 2013 at 3:07 PM
Bob Dylan in a Victoria’s Secret ad. Led Zeppelin selling Cadillacs. Now Sympathy for the Devil selling Mercedes Damn Benz. Shame on fucking all of you. The world is going to hell in a handbasket (probably sponsored by Iggy Pop). Dammit.