Roundup: Ron Jeremy Had an Aneurysm, The Americans Debuts, Royce White Speaks
Katrina Bowden … Ron Jeremy is in the hospital following an aneurysm … January Jones is single … Alex Trebek at 23 … pockets shaped like food … Chinese hackers have been after the New York Times for months … new Ninja Turtle toys … Time Warner Cable worried about Google Fiber … Zero Dark Thirty is inaccurate … married dads make more … a Larry David gif … 30 Rock catch phrases … I miss you already 30 Rock … Magic Mike 2? … new Blackberry … hopefully it goes well because there are a lot of RIM jobs on the line … Beyonce is practicing for halftime … Did everyone watch and enjoy The Americans last night?
Ranking the 10 best SEC recruiting classes of the last decade. [Saturday Down South]
Former Indiana basketball player charged with attempted murder, attempted carjacking and possession of handgun. [The Indy Channel]
On the Kings, Seattle and Sacramento. [Sacramento Bees]
Chuck Klosterman spoke with Royce White. [Grantland]
Art Modell repeatedly lied about moving the Browns. [Cleveland Frowns]
Colleges need to be more like the NFL. [The Chronicle]
Why did AOL Sporting News put “jerry-sandusky” in the url of a hockey article? [Onward State]
Oxford University academic on Ray Lewis and his deer antler spray. [Action81.com]
Penn recruit Matt Howard is smart, turned down an offer from Stanford. [Daily Pennsylvanian]
Ohio canceled their game last night because of an armed robbery earlier in the day. [Athens Ohio Today]
Some chick from Basketball Wives – Javarious Crittenton’s ex – went out without pants. [New York Post]
Call Me Maybe preformed with bottles. I know, I’ve missed it too.
More Arianny Celeste strip movie trivia. This week, Harry Potter.
The history of women wooing men in song. She would be an effective wooer. [via Hot Clicks]
Kris Humphries continues to do self-depreciating humor the right way.

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January 31st, 2013 at 8:19 AM
When Marino decided to not take the Dolphins job because it wasn’t in the best interest of his family, I guess he was talking about his OTHER family.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:23 AM
RIM jobs… heh
January 31st, 2013 at 8:24 AM
Ohio canceled their game last night because of an armed robbery earlier in the day.
Safety first, shocking.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:24 AM
wonderful
January 31st, 2013 at 8:25 AM
Read it yesterday. For all his issues, White poses some interesting questions about how this nation deals with mental health at a macro level.
He still needs to get to work, though.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:26 AM
Why did AOL Sporting News put “jerry-sandusky” in the url of a hockey article?
Ask your EIC.
/Wheee!!!!!!!
January 31st, 2013 at 8:31 AM
The hedgehog is only 59? You would think with him appearing in over 2,000 films he would have had a heart attack long before yesterday. That and he looked 59 more than 20 years ago. And all the little blue pills he popped to keep his blood flowing. I’m just surprised it took this long for his heart to give up now.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:32 AM
Awesome.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:33 AM
Donald Driver announces retirement on Mike and Mike.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:33 AM
FWIW, there’s a Dan Marino love child story that went up.
As you were.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:34 AM
not sure if I am familiar with her work. but WHOA.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:34 AM
Dan Marino love child story
Good name for a hipster band.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:36 AM
Definitely some jiggle
Get nekkid or GTFO. Why would you watch that when all you have to do it hit the google machine and see the goods unobscured.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:36 AM
I enjoyed The Americans last night. worth checking out another episode anyway.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:39 AM
The third quarter performance by the Heat was one of the more dominant stretches of basketball I’ve seen in a long time. Any chance of one of those “here’s every basket” video posts for that? Was fucking ridiculous, everything was falling.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:39 AM
not sure if I am familiar with her work. but WHOA.
she has/had a very teeny tiny recurring role on 30 Rock, but she’s been the roundup girl more times than anybody but Cheryl Cole.
I watched 6 minutes of American Reunion because she had a bathing suit scene in that. The minute her ass left the screen, that show left my screen.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:41 AM
I would have guessed Blake Lively.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:41 AM
My god she looks like Maya Rudolph and Nicki Minaj combined. Get my gun.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:43 AM
I would have guessed Blake Lively.
there was a crazy long stretch where Ashley Tisdale showed up at least once every 10 days, and always in an awful picture.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:44 AM
Blake probably #1. Busted up Nicole Scherzinger close 2 I’d bet. Cheryl Cole top 5 but losing ground.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:46 AM
I guess I get inundated with the Blake Lively’s and Taylor Swift’s that I purge my brain every day, hoping for something new. that, or it was the beers that I drank last night. I was out past my bedtime.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:46 AM
Yeah…she was no bueno. I was hoping for way more than that.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:47 AM
but she’s been the roundup girl more times than anybody but Cheryl Cole.
/I would have guessed Blake Lively.
Blake probably #1. Busted up Nicole Scherzinger close 2 I’d bet. Cheryl Cole top 5 but losing ground.
There was a time when Sophia Bush was up about twice a week.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:48 AM
My god she looks like Maya Rudolph and Nicki Minaj combined. Get my gun.
okay you convinced me to look… GOOD GOD.
/pukes into garbage can
January 31st, 2013 at 8:50 AM
Don’t forget Olivia Munn. Her ugly ass was up at least once a week for a while.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:50 AM
Preformed? CRM’s spellcheck broke
January 31st, 2013 at 8:51 AM
Fuck those haters.
/Team Munn
January 31st, 2013 at 8:54 AM
/Team Munn
Did your company drop vision insurance?
January 31st, 2013 at 8:54 AM
I watched and enjoyed. two things: first, I probably haven’t watched a tv show that wasn’t either a syndicated rerun, sports, or one of the Bachelor shows (fuck you, I watch with my wife!), so I was a little surprised when I saw an obvious beej situation and Felicity’s ass within about 30 minutes; and second, Keri Russell can GET IT. cable has really started showing…ummm…a lot of stuff.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:55 AM
I can’t help but think Klosterman’s comparison of White to a 9th grader that just wrote a paper on mental illness is spot on. And I of course may just be completely ignorant to this sort of thing. But I feel like for someone as self aware as White appears to be, he doesn’t really know himself at all, and is one of those people that has thought way too much about one topic in order to convince himself of all the things he claims about society. Is it unhealthy the way our society operates? YES. Do most of us know this? I certainly do. I just don’t get his point. He cannot change the world. It’s too late. He needs to step inside himself and simply do something different. For all this anxiety he suffers from, he’s certainly making it much worse on himself. I don’t know, it just all rings bullshit to me.
/if that’s the most ignorant thing I ever wrote, I apologize.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:58 AM
Yeah Olivia Munn could be #2 in total appearances.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:58 AM
I mean, I guess I’m just weird for thinking this is an attractive woman.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:59 AM
so I was a little surprised when I saw an obvious beej situation and Felicity’s ass
You have been away for awhile. That is nothing anymore.
January 31st, 2013 at 8:59 AM
Ok, this is the woman & child from the NY Post article. Then here is another google search for her name and she showed up on some NEW York Social Diary website. Here she is with the same kid & dude, but different last name
Based on that pic, I’m gonnna say Danny did it for bewbs. And I concur.
/Team Dolphins
//Team Bewbs
///Not into dolphin bewbs though
January 31st, 2013 at 9:00 AM
No I’d agree with a lot of that chicago. Proper balances of knowledge, talent, hard work and pragmatism. He has a lot of two and none of the others.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:00 AM
Boobs indeed
January 31st, 2013 at 9:01 AM
Team Munn as well. She may run with that Plain Jane look, but something about her likey.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:01 AM
I particularly liked how Keri Russell is a badass spy who wants to beat the shit out of people who wrong her.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:02 AM
Exactly. Not to oversimplify or make the mistake of comparing this to a somewhat unrelated personal experience, but much of the way he talks reminds me of talking to my college roommates after they smoked too much weed, didn’t sleep enough, and watched the Matrix movies over a 48 hour period.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:03 AM
I gotta watch more tv.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:03 AM
chicago, that is a fair assessment.
White is still really young. His basketball talent may have indirectly been a hindrance to his getting consistent mental health care. He was so busy doing well at a game that he never stopped long enough to get help that would last. With more life experience, maybe his perspective gets clearer.
For me, it sounds like he really thinks he can change the world. A lot of young folk feel that way. A few are actually right.
I agree that he is making it worse on himself. Most of this between him and the team should have been resolved before the season started.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:04 AM
I’m with ya HuskerDawg.
/Team Munn, Swift, Cole
//not team Hathaway
January 31st, 2013 at 9:04 AM
Did everyone watch and enjoy The Americans last night?
Live television? I’m that guy still watching shows from December.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:05 AM
I mean, I guess I’m just weird for thinking this is an attractive woman.
If chlamydia were person sized, that’s what it’d look like.
I gotta watch more tv.
I quit watching most tv after The Sopranos except for Lost for years. Then I started watching BB, Justified, Sunny and I was a amazed what was on non-HBO/Showtime tv. Fun stuff.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:05 AM
/prints article
//walks into boss’ office
///hands it to him
////stands there with arms folded and foot tapping
/////gets handed
a raiseanother projectJanuary 31st, 2013 at 9:06 AM
this article is a steaming plate of hot dogshit. youd be well served to removing the link to it.
a) IT’S A FUCKING GOD DAMNED MOVIE NO SHIT IT’S NOT 100% REAL
b) keep fucking that torture hamster
January 31st, 2013 at 9:06 AM
I’m tired of that pixie hair bullshit that girls like Hathaway, Ginnifer Goodwin and that goofy chick/pyscho from “The Following” are trending today.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:06 AM
If Royce White wants change, he should simply fade into the background and institute personal change to better his life experience and himself. Don’t tell me I have mental illness because I stress a little bit to work my job. It helps provide the life that makes me and my wife happy, and while I don’t necessarily love working, I do love my life. I think there are millions out there just like me. Am I to believe we’re all insane? Does that mean humans from thousands of years ago are insane because they had to stress about finding food and hunting animals and shit?
January 31st, 2013 at 9:06 AM
This right here.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:07 AM
Live television? I’m that guy still watching shows from December.
i would love to talk about downtown abbey, season 3, but only through episode 2, where poor Edith gets left at the altar by a decrepit cripple.
Nothing past that, though.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:08 AM
I haven’t seen one episode of anything you just listed.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:09 AM
They were glorious indeed in that Playboy layout she did. I kept that copy, hoping that one day she’ll sign it for me. LOL
That spread is in my top-10 Playboy of all-time
January 31st, 2013 at 9:10 AM
So true. I’m still pretty young, but I think I have a fairly realistic world view. White would probably say I’m settling and I have an illness for leading my life the way that I do (for one, I’m DEFINITELY addicted to Halo 4). I would argue to White that I’m a far more well balanced individual that is much happier with myself and with my life than he. I think he will learn, but it just feels like he needs to “snap out of it”.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:13 AM
Miz is one step above the “I don’t even own a TV crowd”
January 31st, 2013 at 9:15 AM
Which makes this for me an interesting discussion. The very ideas of “normal” and “stimuli/response” aren’t above a re-examination. Many of the foundational ideas were codified what, 80-100 years ago? It’s been canon for so long, maybe it’s due to be dusted off and refreshed.
Stress itself may not be the problem, but our responses in the present day might be more nuanced, more diverse.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:17 AM
Can you expand further on this? I like where you’re going but I want to make sure I fully understand.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:18 AM
Dogs are the best.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:22 AM
I just hope that the intelligence officers of today aren’t as easily brought down by a finger in the butthole
January 31st, 2013 at 9:23 AM
Awesome. Some chick packed 3 kilos of coke in duct tape underwear.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:24 AM
AWESOME
January 31st, 2013 at 9:24 AM
Ive met people like White who given some tough life lessons finally realize their talent. And some people who are in their late 30′s still bitching about the same thit. I’d say he pulls this shit with at least one more team after he’s traded from HOU next year.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:24 AM
chicago, it’s just personal experiences. Like pretty much everyone else, I too have family who’ve wrestled with mental illness. Their approaches to the mundane everyday things are so foreign to us “normals”.
I don’t want to get long-winded, but the very fact that sometimes I dream about this place & stuff said here might be a doorway to my being considered “insane”.
I spend more time here per week than I do in the presence of other people. That might not be normal…
January 31st, 2013 at 9:26 AM
chicago, I’m off for a jog. If you wanna take this off-line, click on the link and send me an e-mail. I’ll respond later today.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:26 AM
Of course he did.
Stanford is the weaker school in this situation.
/East Coast bias
January 31st, 2013 at 9:27 AM
Dogs are awesome, redux.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:28 AM
Stanford >> Penn
Both are outstanding schools, but Palo Alto is better than anything the entire state of Pennsylvania has to offer.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:29 AM
Same here. But I did add The Americans to DVR schedule.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:30 AM
Not on the East Coast.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:30 AM
Probably not… but I think everyone has their own personal opinion of what normal is. I certainly do things that make people think I’m weird or not normal. We don’t necessarily have to conform to society and all be the same, but I think insanity would be this idea of not functioning in society. White is a very privileged human being. What if we all were born in a remote village in Sudan? We certainly wouldn’t likely be commenting on this board, and we certainly wouldn’t likely be worried about what “normal” is. We may not even be alive. My theory is that a lot of people don’t find themselves and find fulfillment in the things they do, and from that they generate problems in their head to overcome.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:32 AM
It was quite good, save for the FBI agent wife. Maybe a product of her lines, but I thought the show came to a screeching halt when she tried telling her husband he was being paranoid. Just not well delivered at all.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:33 AM
They’ll void his contract. Then he’ll be up shit creek
January 31st, 2013 at 9:36 AM
I will definitely watch The Americans.
I’m nine episodes in to Homeland. Still enjoying it a lot, though I absolutely hate the trope of “other government agency comes in, fucks everything up with brazen agents who are bumbling idiots.” Shit like that should preclude shows from winning awards, far and away the laziest procedural plot crutch.
January 31st, 2013 at 9:48 AM
I meant to watch it, will check it out. I am currently in the middle of Season 2 of The Walking Dead. Very enjoyable
January 31st, 2013 at 9:49 AM
That and “will they, won’t they” shit that grinds comedy to a halt on any sitcom. Awful.
January 31st, 2013 at 10:17 AM
I saw and thouroughly enjoyed The Americans.
January 31st, 2013 at 10:22 AM
I guess this wont get to 100 comments
January 31st, 2013 at 5:23 PM
chicago, you finally understand why I’ve been railing against Royce White’s behavior and attitude.