Comments on: J.J. Watt Proposed to a Little Girl Who Cried On YouTube That She Was Too Young to Marry Him

By: LetsGoEat

LetsGoEat — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:39:20 +0000

Where’s Chris Hansen when you need him?

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:30:18 +0000

I am hoping Watt solemnified this occasion by slicing open her finger and wrapping it his own bloody Pro Bowl finger, thereby forging with her a blood bond that will stand the test of time and a lengthy prison sentence.

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:28:05 +0000

Bayless is an evil ~~genius~~

Actually, he's more like a minor irritant. "Genius" is completely inappropriate, however.

By: mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:27:02 +0000

They need to move to Ohio or Florida and make it official…

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:26:52 +0000

JHS – are you around? I need you to recommend a banhammering to the EIC. his name is “jim” and he likes to drop Skip Pageviews into commenting threads.

By: Milk Steak To Go

Milk Steak To Go — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:25:06 +0000

I wouldn’t know what Bayless writes about or says on TV without third parties reporting it…keep up the good work outraged internet!

This site seems to take a contradictory ignore and report view towards Skip.

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:22:06 +0000

I wouldn’t know what Bayless writes about or says on TV without third parties reporting it…keep up the good work outraged internet!

Exactly. The only reason I know anything about his “takes” on any sports topic is because people flip the fuck out every time he says something stupid.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:22:03 +0000

Let’s just say that field goal kicking moves me…TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

Coming, Eudora.

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:20:57 +0000

“The blogs will eat this up, my clicks are about to go through the roof. Fucking idiots.”
-Bayless

Let’s just say that field goal kicking moves me…TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

By: sctrojans

sctrojans — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:20:25 +0000

I’m with Butters on the third handedness, but I just can’t resist piling on

By: pRohphet8

pRohphet8 — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:20:19 +0000

prob duckworth'd, NFL salaries by team and position

By: clearly erroneous

clearly erroneous — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:19:34 +0000

Sorry. Think it’s a little weird that the kids parents would encourage/post to YouTube.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:19:08 +0000

“Kicking and strategy are for pussies”
-Bayless

“The blogs will eat this up, my clicks are about to go through the roof. Fucking idiots.”

-Bayless

By: mmonast

mmonast — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:18:51 +0000

Which brings us to Akers, who lately and shockingly has turned into Ache-ers for 49ers fans

Skip Bayless needs to be stopped, physically if needed

By: MP

MP — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:18:26 +0000

Bayless is an evil genius.

By: sctrojans

sctrojans — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:18:22 +0000

“Kicking and strategy are for pussies”

-Bayless

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:16:46 +0000

All class, just like me

There’s no indication she’s a gymnast.

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:15:16 +0000

It’s nice that he got down on one knee, but did he ask her father’s permission for her hand in marriage?

/ Yesterthread’d

By: starkweather

starkweather — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:15:04 +0000

I was going to leave a pedo comment, too, but I think soused covered it pretty succinctly. Good work, fellow.

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:14:58 +0000

I wouldn’t know what Bayless writes about or says on TV without third parties reporting it…keep up the good work outraged internet!