I took it upon myself to investigate all of the nominations for the question “Most worn out active porn star is ________.” posted yesterday.

Here are my findings:

yorwifesahor: You’re a sick bastard.
Kaiser: I agree with your stance on tattoos.
s1rweeze: Digs huge breasted girls.
ms: Digs huge breasted girls that take it in the ass.
Nada: Nada is Coop in disguise (just kidding).
José Pippen: Doesn’t care what a girl looks like as long as they have real boobs. Respects the foundation upon which porn was built.
Career High: Is into librarians with color on their eye-glasses
HawkEye: Is into elephant ears, has a keen eye for expired talent but has no idea the power of Google.
YYSA: Digs chicks with very short hair that like to go solo.
Meth (you’re Cowboy Mike, right?): You’ve always had a thing for Pamela Anderson but thought her boobs were too small. And has a knack for finding ugly chicks.
SCTrojan: Is affraid to admit he’s addicted to porn.
Arkbadger: Is affraid to admit he’s addicted to porn and has a small penis.

I just knew someone would google it, jackspray thier computer screen and
then pretend outrage.

I suggest you go on SDP

A conclusion only made by a couch potato that has spent no time outdoors working.

Where would it stand on the Schmidt sting pain index?

Seeing that the index runs from 1 to 4, I’d put it at 6.

Ouch.

Got stung once, defending my first wife. Bee was chasing her, I stepped in, swung at it. Missed. In return, the bee didn’t miss.

Hurt like hell. Got some sympathy TLC out of it, though.

yorwifesahor: You’re a sick bastard.
Kaiser: I agree with your stance on tattoos.
s1rweeze: Digs huge breasted girls.
ms: Digs huge breasted girls that take it in the ass.
Nada: Nada is Coop in disguise (just kidding).
José Pippen: Doesn’t care what a girl looks like as long as they have real boobs. Respects the foundation upon which porn was built.
Career High: Is into librarians with color on their eye-glasses
HawkEye: Is into elephant ears, has a keen eye for expired talent but has no idea the power of Google.
YYSA: Digs chicks with very short hair that like to go solo.
Meth (you’re Cowboy Mike, right?): You’ve always had a thing for Pamela Anderson but thought her boobs were too small. And has a knack for finding ugly chicks.
SCTrojan: Is affraid to admit he’s addicted to porn.
Arkbadger: Is affraid to admit he’s addicted to porn and has a small penis.

HeldOver: Likes chicks that look like they REALLY enjoy themselves. (ie: have prolly been turned out)

agree that i wouldn;t want to watch either

not to fans of SEC teams

Where would it stand on the Schmidt sting pain index?

Seeing that the index runs from 1 to 4, I’d put it at 6.

at oasis in austin. worst service i have ever had, and the waiters where beyond rude

Wow. I’ve never had anything but a good time there.

But I’ll remember to avoid the restrooms from now on.

During the Indiana game, I think they said that Bo Ryan is in the top 3 of winning percentage in last 10 years or something like that.

With OSU’s win last night, Thad Matta passed Bo Ryan for best winnging percentage of coaches in the Big 10.

Ohio State 58, Wisconsin 49. The real story was that the Badgers didn’t get to the foul line once.

Can we get a Lisk piece on fouls committed to win percentage?

Once got stung on that little bit of the nose between the nostrils. Maybe the most pain I’ve ever experienced.

Where would it stand on the Schmidt sting pain index?

Alyssa Campanella

not that I’m complaining, but who?

Whoa

If a coach raping kids didn’t bring down a college sport then I’m pretty sure Wisconsin’s offense isn’t hurting their sport.

Sadly, slow play has more adverse effect in a sport’s popularity than coaches raping young kids.

“Arizona running back Ka’Deem Carey was removed from Thursday’s basketball game against UCLA in McKale Center after a verbal confrontation with event staff and police”

At least he didn’t shit his pants.