Roundup: Reporter Follows Tim Tebow in Arizona, Actor Poops Pants in Police Car & Charles Barkley Does the Weather
Alyssa Campanella … because we haven’t had a link to anything about ‘Girls’ this week … they’ve been playing tag for 23 years … lengthy story titled: Why You Never Leave High School … 18 year-old arrested for allegedly giving hickeys to 9-year-old … actor Jason London gets in bar fight, then shits his pants in the back of a police car … Steve Kroft, what’s with the softballs? … “Clerk Still Laughs Over Woman Who Used Donut Case as Restroom” … Justin Bieber, boob grabber … “Woman accused of putting poison in her privates in bid to kill husband” …
No Curry, no Bogut, no Barnes, no Landry … and the Warriors still whipped the Cavs by 13 on the road. Klay Thompson scored 32 points. [Mercury News]
Ohio State 58, Wisconsin 49. The real story was that the Badgers didn’t get to the foul line once. [Plain Dealer]
Kobe Bryant had 11 assists and the Lakers won their third straight, beating New Orleans 111-1016. [OC Register]
Would you like to read about ESPN decision-maker John Skipper? [Ad Week]
“Rodriguez’s contract, which now strangles the Yankees’ future, might be the most lucrative con in baseball history.” [NYT]
This guy … “Arizona running back Ka’Deem Carey was removed from Thursday’s basketball game against UCLA in McKale Center after a verbal confrontation with event staff and police, according to a campus police report.” [Daily Wildcat]
Reporter goes to Arizona, tracks Tim Tebow via social media. [NYDN]
After 13 seasons in the majors, catcher Brian Schneider is calling it a career. [Morning Call]
Wichita State with the letdown of the week – the Shockers lost at home to Indiana State. [Eagle]
Have you ever wondered what it would look like for Charles Barkley to do the weather? He’s no Tom Hanks, that’s for sure.
Here’s the Denver Mayor doing the Ray Lewis dance.
You’ve got a ‘B’ on you! As someone who has never been stung by a bee, I would have flipped out. [via Hot Clicks]
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- Charmin “Stop Skidmarks” Billboard Won At Charlotte Motor Speedway
- Mets Resort To Groupon To Sell Tickets, Including Yankees Games
- Oklahoma State Blocks Wes Lunt Transfer Options, Lest Mike Gundy Look Bad Indirectly
- Tony Allen: Here’s Video of Him Dancing in Front of a Green Screen Taping an ESPN NBA Promo
- resolutedefense on Charmin "Stop Skidmarks" Billboard Won At Charlotte Motor Speedway
- orly57 on Oklahoma State Blocks Wes Lunt Transfer Options, Lest Mike Gundy Look Bad Indirectly
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January 30th, 2013 at 8:16 AM
It seems Marshall Henderson did “torment” Kentucky……with bricks. What a joke. 5-19 from the field and 2-9 from distance? Some gunner he is.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:19 AM
How is that the story? The article even notes all Wisky did was shoot 3′s and didn’t attack the basket at all. When you play that shit-ass slow down game, limiting possessions, and then just chuck 3′s at the end of the shot clock you’re not going to shoot many free throws.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:21 AM
This may be my new favorite arrest photo
January 30th, 2013 at 8:22 AM
Would have missed them anyways
I do appreciate how in looking at scores most nights in CBB it appears as if the rest of the sport is coming back to their style of play so I’m predicting a Badger Final Four run in 2016
January 30th, 2013 at 8:23 AM
Damn, I thought I was the only one who has never been stung.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:25 AM
Ha.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:27 AM
I took it upon myself to investigate all of the nominations for the question “Most worn out active porn star is ________.” posted yesterday.
Here are my findings:
yorwifesahor: You’re a sick bastard.
Kaiser: I agree with your stance on tattoos.
s1rweeze: Digs huge breasted girls.
ms: Digs huge breasted girls that take it in the ass.
Nada: Nada is Coop in disguise (just kidding).
José Pippen: Doesn’t care what a girl looks like as long as they have real boobs. Respects the foundation upon which porn was built.
Career High: Is into librarians with color on their eye-glasses
HawkEye: Is into elephant ears, has a keen eye for expired talent but has no idea the power of Google.
YYSA: Digs chicks with very short hair that like to go solo.
Meth (you’re Cowboy Mike, right?): You’ve always had a thing for Pamela Anderson but thought her boobs were too small. And has a knack for finding ugly chicks.
SCTrojan: Is affraid to admit he’s addicted to porn.
Arkbadger: Is affraid to admit he’s addicted to porn and has a small penis.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:32 AM
Roeth – They always only shoot 3s and rarely attack the basket. They’ve always gotten to the foul line at least once.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:34 AM
GDP contracted in Q4…..what happened to Obama’s recovery built to last?
January 30th, 2013 at 8:36 AM
These quotes are awesome regarding Jason London’s arrest. And yes that is one awesome arrest picture. Dude looks like a drunk asshole, just like his wife states.
On his way to the police station … Jason uttered a homophobic slur to the cops … saying, “Guess what fa**ot? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, bitch.”
Jason continued … “It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea.” According to the police report, Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants. Jason then said, “I told you I’m happy as s**t.”
The next day, cops say they spoke with Jason’s wife Sofia who told them … “I know he’s an a**hole when he drinks.”
January 30th, 2013 at 8:44 AM
more correct
January 30th, 2013 at 8:45 AM
Who had the hot hand?
January 30th, 2013 at 8:46 AM
Didn’t he get arrested for domestic violence recently? Dude is a stud running back, but apparently he has anger issues.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:46 AM
excellent.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:48 AM
Had a bee fly under my sunglasses and sting me just below my eyebrow. That was a treat.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:49 AM
Wisconsin people seems incredibly friendly, but I’ll admit that I want them to lose every basketball game they play. Their style is everything that is wrong with CBB. Just terrible to watch.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:50 AM
Your statement in the roundup comes across as an affront to the officiating, like not shooting a FT during a game is a travesty. The Minnesota game they shot 8, the Iowa game they shot 12, the Indiana game they shot 14 (but 8 were in the last 1:11 as Indiana was fouling). Shooting zero isn’t exactly outside the normal distribution curve for their style of play.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:50 AM
actor Jason London gets in bar fight, then shits his pants in the back of a police car
Let he who hasn’t shat his pants in the back of a police car cast the first stone.
And well done on the roundup pic today. Red all day every day.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:51 AM
my female friend got punched by a dude in madison for wearing a buckeye sweatshirt. methinks you might wanna give those fat fucks another ocular patdown.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:52 AM
I hope that Snopes will have a post soon debunking that this is actually possible.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:52 AM
Wow.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:52 AM
Absolutely. Bo Ryan, Bennett at UVa, etc. need to be exiled from the game. It’s even permeating HS basketball – I’ve officiated games this year with halftime scores of 11-10, 13-9, etc., and many games don’t get out of the 30′s/low 40′s.
Think of what these jagoffs would do if they weren’t forced to shoot every 35 seconds.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:55 AM
That’s hilarious. I bet the writer was cracking up when he was covering this story.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:57 AM
i hate this asshole so much.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:59 AM
When I was in sixth grade we had a field trip to the zoo. My mom made me a peanut butter and honey sandwich. A bee got in it and stung me on the lip. It was terryfing.
January 30th, 2013 at 8:59 AM
stung twice. once a bumblebee on a hand, once a wasp on my face
was a family party a long time ago and happened to look over at a girl talking to someone just as a bee flew in her mouth and stung her
January 30th, 2013 at 8:59 AM
Umm…that is eerily spot on.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:00 AM
That Justin Beiber link is comical.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:02 AM
Damn. Dude sounds like a massive prick.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:02 AM
if only we had a beekeeper with a bee sting home remedy…
January 30th, 2013 at 9:02 AM
and what post is this in?
January 30th, 2013 at 9:02 AM
Bravo to that attorney.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
I may go to jail but I will never sign that!
January 30th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
Yep. Roughed up his baby momma. Model citizen.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
my female friend got punched by a dude in madison for wearing a buckeye sweatshirt.
that day spencer invented a new definition of poundtown
/don’t step on superman’s cape
January 30th, 2013 at 9:05 AM
Officer: Mr. London, you’ve been bailed out. Please sign this statement that you aware of your court date next Thursday.
London: I may show up next week, but I will never sign that. Now me and my loser friends are gonna head out to buy Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:06 AM
Aerosmith
she’s got green eyed cats she’s got coats of sable
she seats 44 at her dinner table
/70s aerosmith is awesome
January 30th, 2013 at 9:07 AM
As someone who has never been stung by a bee
I can’t believe there are people who have never been stung by a bee or wasp.
I’ve been stung upwards toward 30 times. Do people not spend any time outside any more?
January 30th, 2013 at 9:07 AM
Pretty sure his junk was nice and firm during the interview.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:08 AM
/throws stone
January 30th, 2013 at 9:08 AM
Team Chloe Vevrier
January 30th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
how the hell did you shit someone else’s pants?
January 30th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
that is hilarious
January 30th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
I refuse to believe that statement. His last movie was what, Out Cold? Not exactly a box office smash, and that came out 12 or 13 years ago.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
Bravo to that attorney.
reminds me of mike going after gore this morning. after waxing blowhard on our climate problems, she asked about selling his channel to oil-funded al jazeera. he evaded by saying how good al jazeera’s coverage of climate issues is
January 30th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
I was thinking the same thing.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
not mike, mika
January 30th, 2013 at 9:10 AM
Last time I was stung by a bee, I was probably 6 years old.
/most likely due to the fact that I was trying to catch a bee in a jar
//pisses bees off
January 30th, 2013 at 9:10 AM
Two words: Brown Note
January 30th, 2013 at 9:11 AM
My dad still hates North Carolina because of Dean Smith running the four corners offense before the advent of the shot clock…it’s amazing the sport survived
January 30th, 2013 at 9:12 AM
Son if you were that famous, looking you up wouldn’t be necessary, now would it?
January 30th, 2013 at 9:12 AM
One of my super liberal gay friends had posted something on facebook yesterday about what a jerk/hardass Kroft was to Obama. Just goes to show you how bias can completely color perception.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:12 AM
The Badgers are the 1990s New Jersey Devils of CBB
January 30th, 2013 at 9:13 AM
I’ve been stung upwards toward 30 times. Do people not spend any time outside any more?
I was thinking the same thing.
helped a buddy paint a house once. that was terrifying waspwise
i tell the kids, don’t mess with them and they should leave you alone. if you are going to try to kill them you better get it right.
some bees/wasps/hornets are just pricks and will go after you for no reason, but i think as a general rule that holds true.
when i was a kid the whole migration of killer bees northward was a thing to terrify kids. still waiting
January 30th, 2013 at 9:13 AM
I’m assuming the average police car has somebody shit in the backseat several times a year, no?
January 30th, 2013 at 9:13 AM
I used to HATE when the computer would run that offense on NCAA Basketball for Super Nintendo. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
January 30th, 2013 at 9:14 AM
we spend as much time outdoors in the winter as spring/summer. walsk through the forest with kids and dog are so much more fun not worrying about bugs. bugs can ruin a good time
January 30th, 2013 at 9:14 AM
Bruins, yes
January 30th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
I refuse to believe that statement. His last movie was what, Out Cold? Not exactly a box office smash, and that came out 12 or 13 years ago.
He’s certainly not famous and the celebrity net worth website pegs him at only $500,000. So not rich either.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
It really is a damn miracle in my case. I’m working under HVAC units where there a bee/hornet nests all the time, and I’ve still have never gotten stung. Granted I always have a spray can to kill the fuckers, but you would think one would get away to attack.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
They put the shot clock in place soon after, no?
January 30th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
I accidentally found a wasp’s nest on the back of a utility shed in my yard. A couple of them got me when I was doing some yard work and since then, I keep multiple cans of that bee spray that streams up to 15 feet around so I can pretend to be fighting aliens in my backyard.
/yay home ownership!
January 30th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
This whole thing reminds me of one of the greatest Onion articles ever: Craig Kilborn shows up drunk at the Sportscenter studio
January 30th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
Speaking of shit. Has anyone here ever “top shelved” someone?
January 30th, 2013 at 9:17 AM
Steve Kroft, what’s with the softballs?
Why is dat deer Hussein Obammer even doin dis interview? Old boy should be out gettin dem dere Mexikenz up outta my ‘merikkka.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:17 AM
The only thing I can come up with as a football equivalent is Tebow’s Broncos, only none of the players pray in public so they don’t generate that level of goodwill and interest
January 30th, 2013 at 9:18 AM
Best time to spray down a wasp site is early morning.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:18 AM
I can’t even make a good guess at what that might mean.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
Jason Lee is worth $18 million, so at least someone from Mallrats is doing well.
/I will now waste several hours on this website
January 30th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
I keep multiple cans of that bee spray that streams up to 15 feet around so I can pretend to be fighting aliens in my backyard.
swatting flies is fun too
January 30th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
I refuse to believe that statement. His last movie was what, Out Cold? Not exactly a box office smash, and that came out 12 or 13 years ago.
I checked his IMDB, and he’s had a ton of work. Nothing good, but a lot there.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:20 AM
1986, Dean Smith coached more years without a shot clock than with one…I don’t question the man’s hate and respect that it’s still with him today (plus it’s still easy to root against UNC what with all the Roy Williams they got going on)
January 30th, 2013 at 9:20 AM
Its when you take a shit in the top tank of a toilet. So everytime they flush shit water runs out.
I did it once in college to this stupid ass bitch.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:21 AM
Speaking of shit. Has anyone here ever “top shelved” someone?
i don’t even like fart jokes or fart play, so no
farts and shit are flat out disgusting. long and short, lame and unfunny
January 30th, 2013 at 9:21 AM
I prefer to call it an Upper Decker
/sadly I’ve never done it
January 30th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
The Onion is just awesome.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
That’s “Upper Decking” around these parts.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
I immediately thought of 2 girls 1 cup.
/ Leans over and pukes
January 30th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
I’ve always heard this as “upper decking”.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
That screams something Mole has done in the past
January 30th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
Ben Affleck is doing OK nowadays.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
Sounds like Randy Floyd’s in for a serious attitude adjustment before the fall.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
Anyway whats up with this deer antler juice story w Ray Murda?
January 30th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
Do people not spend any time outside any more?
all I could think of was that sketch from creepshow where the guy is obsessed with cleanliness and then gets overrun by cockroaches.
how do you not as a kid get stung by a bee? I can’t even count the number of times I’ve been stung as an adult, let alone the innumerable times before then. of course, I worked at summer camps all through college and for years after so that probably had something to do with it…
January 30th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
As someone who has never been stung by a bee
I can’t believe there are people who have never been stung by a bee or wasp.
Last year, I was stung by a wasp in the hand. Guess that’s one way to find out if you’re allergic to their stings or not.
“Guess what fa**ot? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, bitch.”
I had to look him up since I, at first, thought we were referring to his brother, Jeremy — who hasn’t been in anything I’ve seen since Mallrats.
Why You Never Leave High School
Sky blue, grass green, boobs fine.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
I love this movie.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:24 AM
Totally forgot he was in that. I guess I should have said “stars” from Mallrats.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:24 AM
Speaking of shit. Has anyone here ever “top shelved” someone?
yes, at oasis in austin. worst service i have ever had, and the waiters where beyond rude. so they got a steamer in the upper deck of the toilet.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:24 AM
Yeah I upper decked the Hardees I worked at in college (a year after quitting, not when I worked there) for seven dollars which I then spent on breakfast at said Hardees.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:25 AM
WTF? The pants shitter isn’t the dude from Mallrats?
January 30th, 2013 at 9:25 AM
Jason Lee is worth $18 million, so at least someone from Mallrats is doing well.
Ben Affleck is doing OK nowadays.
Michael Rooker is without a hand and crazy nowadays. Claire Forlani, meanwhile, became a Scottish crime lady and is trying to give me a hard-on about Scotch.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:25 AM
I can’t believe how many people haven’t been stung by bees. I was stung about 30 times in one incident while working at a golf course. Opened the valve cover to turn on the water for the green and got assaulted. Up in my shirt and had to hose myself off in order to get rid of them. They were angry that day.
Go outside. The EIC saying he’s never been stung just plays into the whole bloggers never leave their mom’s basement.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:27 AM
You really do learn something new every day. I had no clue there were to Londons who were shitty actors. I always assumed it was the same dude.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:27 AM
clearly known as upper decking.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:27 AM
His brother
January 30th, 2013 at 9:27 AM
I have been stung once. By a wasp while sliding down the pool-slide at my grandfather’s house when I was eight or so. It flew up my swimsuit and stung when I hit the water.
Needless to say, I freak the fuck out whenever I see anything with a stinger.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:27 AM
For real? Like…is he really missing a hand?
January 30th, 2013 at 9:28 AM
I can pretend to be fighting aliens in my backyard.
Awesome.
In HS, I worked for the parks department on a crew deforesting overgrown creeks. Once a week, we’d be seen sprinting away in 5 different directions flailing our arms everywhere. I was stung by at least 6 yellowjackets on my neck and hands on one occasion.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:28 AM
Shannon Doherty’s gotta hawk those online college degree programs harder.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they’re huge and they’re sting crazy! They’re ripping my flesh off! Run away, your firearms are useless against them!
January 30th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
Michael Rooker is without a hand and crazy nowadays
For real? Like…is he really missing a hand?
Of course not. Just on The Walking Dead.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
One of the worst American accents I can think of from a British actress, sounded like she had a speech impediment
January 30th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
Presumably the most boring “how I lost my hand” story ever. Fuck that show.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:30 AM
The EIC saying he’s never been stung just plays into the whole bloggers never leave their mom’s basement.
Do I hear the distinct windup of the banhammer?
January 30th, 2013 at 9:30 AM
Many years ago at a soccer tournament a bee flew and got stuck in my shinguard (as I had started to remove it) and stung me what seemed like 10 or 15 times. I cried like a B.
I am also allergic to wooly worms.
The End
January 30th, 2013 at 9:30 AM
Brown trout – in the fish tank
And there was a term for placing some in a vcr or dvd player so the person cant locate the source for a while.
/haven’t done any of those things
January 30th, 2013 at 9:31 AM
horrible.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:31 AM
Actually, combined with the wasp sting to the crotch and the fact that while on an Outward Bound trip island camping out in the ocean I managed to get a tick in the base of my cock, I think I’ve run the gauntlet of worst possible bug interactions outside of Starship Troopers.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:32 AM
Oh…I don’t watch that show. I was thinking he literally lost his hand and is now a crazy person. That would have been a cooler story.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
Bullshit – farts are funny
January 30th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
most likely due to the fact that I was trying to catch a bee in a jar
Oh hell yeah.
The sound from a jar full of bees is pretty cool. My kid did this once and must’ve had at least 15 in a small jelly jar. It was very cool.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
She definitely showed some nice leg in Mallrats. Didn’t she ever show off her goods?
January 30th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
Those commercials fucking kill me as she tries to use all of her acting “chops” to pull off looking like a business woman, a medicial technician, etc.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
I got into a yellow jacket nest in a wood pile. They got in my shirt. Lit me up. I cursed for the first time in front of the Moms and she proceeded to wear me out. Worst day ever for a 7 year old.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:34 AM
Hate on the Badgers style of play all you want, their winning percentage is among the elite in Bo Ryan’s tenure.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:34 AM
learn something new everyday.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:34 AM
get a tick in the base of my cock
/frantically searches urban dictionary
//coop?
January 30th, 2013 at 9:34 AM
Did the bee escape then the bee bit your bottom now your bottom is big?
January 30th, 2013 at 9:35 AM
For about 5 years, this guy was such a punchline. He’s long way away from the Gigli and Jennifer Lopez era. Good for him.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:35 AM
If anyone has an hour to kill and likes hip hop. Check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAcOUwwh0sw
January 30th, 2013 at 9:35 AM
I think this speaks more to the state of CBB than anything if that slop can be successful (although it is worth mentioning that they weren’t always this bad, the Devin Harris/Alando Tucker teams were a lot of fun to watch)
January 30th, 2013 at 9:36 AM
Gotta assume it was the refs from the OSU/Cuse game.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:36 AM
@Other_Gallagher is a TBLer, right? He may very well be the most Henderson obsessed human out there.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:36 AM
And? The sport is dying because of teams like Wisconsin. Nails on a chalkboard is more enjoyable that watching that bullshit for 40 minutes.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:36 AM
Claire Forlani
One of the worst American accents I can think of from a British actress, sounded like she had a speech impediment
She definitely showed some nice leg in Mallrats. Didn’t she ever show off her goods?
She was in that Camelot show, but she didn’t get naked. Eva Green did though. And that’s all I needed to see.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:36 AM
Awhile back a friend tossed some in this kids car air vents. Everytime he would turn on the heat or air conditioner the car would immediately smell like shit.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:36 AM
Wow, I forgot that Jason London was Randall Floyd.
He has not aged well at all.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:38 AM
Far and away the worst thing I have ever smelled* is red fox urine (used for hunting). If you ever want to get revenge on someone you get a can of that from Walmart and spray it on all the brake pads on someone’s car, and on the underside of the door handle.
*I worked as a janitor at a Renn Faire, for reference point
January 30th, 2013 at 9:38 AM
“You don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to.”
–Louis CK
January 30th, 2013 at 9:38 AM
??? Dont get it.
that was just a form of entertainment, playing outside as a kid, catching bees, lizards, etc..
January 30th, 2013 at 9:39 AM
I’m ashamed nobody has linked this yet.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:39 AM
a friend tossed some in this kids car air vents
Who does this?
The idea would never even cross my mind.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:39 AM
I love me some Eva Green. So hot. The way she says, “Mr. Bond,” in Casino Royale is hot as hell.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:40 AM
Didn’t need to click to know what it was. Ndub would have linked to this for sure.
/RIP
January 30th, 2013 at 9:40 AM
Link.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:41 AM
This.
I saw yesterday she’s going to be in the second Sin City movie. Hopefully she’s convinced to show off the goods again.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:42 AM
As someone who has never been stung by a bee
I can’t believe there are people who have never been stung by a bee or wasp.
Speaking of bees. It was 77 here on Monday and there were bees out. It was below freezing the week before. It is snowing now. Bees are going to be what outlives everything on this Earth.
I was mowing two falls ago. I noticed there had been a lot of bees out, but didn’t think much of it. Well, I mowed right over a miner bee hole. Got stung a few times. It wasn’t too bad compared to getting stung by a wasp or a real bee.
And that is my bee story.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:42 AM
Out of curiousity I looked this up – I’m assuming you’re referring to the NCAA tourney game last season.
Two of the officials were the same (Clougherty/Higgins). That game had 67 FTs (OSU 42/SYR 25), with the disparity resulting from OSU shooting 14 in the last 2 minutes.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:43 AM
because I know at least a couple here will appreciate it, this is what many are calling one of the best post-Jerry Dead-related shows in recent years.
Joe Russo’s Almost Dead
members of Benevento/Russo Duo, Brothers Past, and more. worth a listen if this type of music and this sort of musician is your thing.
includes a link to the archive.org sbd/aud matrix recording.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:43 AM
I meant O’Neill/Higgins
January 30th, 2013 at 9:43 AM
Holy shit! Yeah that game was the worst officiated game I had ever seen and they straight handed the game to OSU. Only way Matta can win is bribery.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:43 AM
Whatever happened to Ben the beekeeper?
January 30th, 2013 at 9:44 AM
Whatever happened to Ben the beekeeper?
Squashed by the Banhammer.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:44 AM
The only thing worth watching in that Camelot show.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:45 AM
To say Wisconsin is killing CBB now, no. There are approximately 320 schools fighting for the same players. He’s stressing defense and running an offenese that gives him a chance of winning. But there’s way more schools running the whole array of styles. No offense but that’s a recruiting wasteland in CBB.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
We put a dead cat on a dudes engine in high school, dead in the middle of summer. He took it and had the carpets cleaned, got all under it thinking he had hit something and it was stuck under the car, etc. It got to the point to where he couldn’t even run the A/C because of the smell, he had to ride around with the windows down. Green flies would just swarm his car all the time. It took about two weeks before he couldnt drive it anymore, and we finally broke and all just started rolling on the ground, laughing at him.
He never spoke to us again.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
Ahh ok, I went on a bit of a hiatus and missed alot.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
I’d watch a lot more college basketball if they lowered to shot clock to 24 and the players didn’t suck.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:47 AM
I thought Ben came back after all the bannings were lifted but then decided to stay clear?
We already lost NDUB, it’d be a shame if two commenters died in one year.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:47 AM
because I know at least a couple here will appreciate it, this is what many are calling one of the best post-Jerry Dead-related shows in recent years.
Joe Russo’s Almost Dead
members of Benevento/Russo Duo, Brothers Past, and more. worth a listen if this type of music and this sort of musician is your thing.
includes a link to the archive.org sbd/aud matrix recording.
I’ll give this a spin today. I’m sort of burned out on Dead related side offerings, but maybe this will be worth it. Thanks in any event, Yonder.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:48 AM
Would presume Mike will die in an auto-erotic asphyxiation mishap reading the news of the completely uncalled for 128GB iPad’s release, so there’s three.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:49 AM
I was dumb enough as a child to pour a gallon of water down a yellow jacket hole. I paid for my stupidity.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:49 AM
AWESOME.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:50 AM
Yes, but his spirit was broken.
/pours one out
January 30th, 2013 at 9:50 AM
KC, as you probably know, Joe plays drums with Furthur. This configuration is a bit looser than the old man collective. younger guitars, brighter sound. just a lot more energy coming through.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:51 AM
Awesome.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:51 AM
I really liked the fan distribution graphic on DS from Facebook data. Hilarious that the Panthers are outnumbered in the Carolinas by Steelers fans (which is 100% factual).
January 30th, 2013 at 9:52 AM
What happened to NDUB?
/ goes back to look at Eva Green naked google images
January 30th, 2013 at 9:53 AM
catfish stink bait is a nice prank.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:54 AM
That deadspin map is pretty awesome. The Jets are the dominant team in only one county in the U.S. Fascinating.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:54 AM
The World Wonders
January 30th, 2013 at 9:55 AM
I must have missed the issue with NDub. What happened? Can’t keep up with the bannings around here.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:57 AM
Don’t think he was banned as much as he left.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:57 AM
I bet if they did one for baseball the Mets would be about the same.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:58 AM
Yeah, I think this is the case. But who knows.
January 30th, 2013 at 9:59 AM
The point is to win the games. They are succeeding at a high rate. I doubt the style of one team is doing anything to harm the overall health of the game.
Link?
Not even a badger fan. But winning is winning no matter how it’s accomplished.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:02 AM
I thought he said something racist on a rant. Could be wrong.
/As TBL Turns
January 30th, 2013 at 10:02 AM
Completely false. The sport is less entertaining because of all the one-and-dones. Go to a 3-year rule like the NFL, and CBB is glorious and awesome once again.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:02 AM
Here you go.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:05 AM
Part of the equation yes. The 35 second shot clock doesn’t help things either.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:05 AM
Well if the matter in which games is won negatively affects the sport other leagues have made changes to correct it, be it trying to open up scoring in hockey or the NBA cracking down on physical defense
January 30th, 2013 at 10:07 AM
KC, as you probably know, Joe plays drums with Furthur. This configuration is a bit looser than the old man collective. younger guitars, brighter sound. just a lot more energy coming through. Yonder
Oh, yeah. I know Joe.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:07 AM
I’m more for the baseball rule, either right out of high school so guys like LeBron wouldn’t be forced to waste their time there or mandatory 2-3 years in college/Europe
January 30th, 2013 at 10:08 AM
I must have missed the issue with NDub. What happened? Can’t keep up with the bannings around here.
Don’t think he was banned as much as he left.
He is like Tags. Has been banned, reinstated, and sulks about it, but will still show up every blue moon.
Which is shitty, because both of those guys were quality commenters.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:08 AM
I think the shot clock at 35 is also a massive problem. Needs to be 28 seconds or less.
Exactly.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:10 AM
NDub hasn’t tweeted in over a month either. Maybe he’s dead?
January 30th, 2013 at 10:10 AM
This needs to change, no doubt. But that’s not why the sport is declining. But yes, change it to 24.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:11 AM
Was it here where someone posted that the ratings for the Pro Bowl doubled the ratings for the highest watched college basketball game last year,Duke vs UNC?
January 30th, 2013 at 10:12 AM
Learn something new everyday around here.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:13 AM
That’s on the NBA, not the NCAA though. Butters’ idea sounds like the best option, though. Might even make a better all around product for the NBA and CBB
January 30th, 2013 at 10:13 AM
It’s a big reason, though. Incentivizing shit offensive schemes is a big issue.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:13 AM
I am sure that I don’t agree on most things with Mr. Atlantic guy but his take-down of the fatuous Steve Kroft is bang on target.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:14 AM
The NFL is the most popular sports league in the country, why is it still news when people watch their shit? Leave that to Rovell to do the dick-measuring
January 30th, 2013 at 10:14 AM
I could see dropping it to 30 seconds. If the women can handle it, I don’t see what rationale the men would have for keeping it at 35.
I do wonder how shooting percentages would be affected.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:16 AM
Just a quick skim of the article but don’t see anything about the sport being harmed.
Would those who lament Wisconsin’s style of basketball be disappointed if their football team ran a boring system but it ultimately won games?
January 30th, 2013 at 10:17 AM
/ EIC’d
January 30th, 2013 at 10:18 AM
I could be wrong but I thought bees only sting one time.
First time and only time I was stung by a bee was during a football game when I was in high school.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:18 AM
If they won a la Wisconsin bball, meaning a decent amount of time but never winning anything of note, then yes, I’d be pissed.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:18 AM
the two easiest changes would be implement the baseball style rule and reduce the shot clock, therefore, neither of these will happen any time soon.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:19 AM
I’m not sold on the shot clock change. Guys chucking up contested threes more often.
Ideas I would suggest would be slightly moving the three pointer back, and having games more tightly officiated on the perimeter (outside the key).
January 30th, 2013 at 10:20 AM
You can mention Jim Tressel by name here
They’ve won three conference championships, two outright…that matters
January 30th, 2013 at 10:21 AM
And yet they refuse to make the most necessary change: getting rid of goalie sumo pads.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:21 AM
24 is too low but 30 seems like a step in the right direction
January 30th, 2013 at 10:22 AM
It would also be nice if it didn’t take 20 minutes to finish the last 120 seconds of a close game, but we can’t have it all.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:23 AM
Probably because its the Pro Bowl and everybody talks about how they dont watch it.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:23 AM
No defensive 3 seconds in the paint has got to go as well.
This. Just infuriating to watch
January 30th, 2013 at 10:25 AM
Would you guys mind having 3 or 4 sponsor logos in basketball jerseys if it meant teams couldn’t call timeouts for last minute of the game? I’d totally support this idea. The constant timeouts during a close game really hurts basketball.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:25 AM
Once got stung on that little bit of the nose between the nostrils. Maybe the most pain I’ve ever experienced.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:25 AM
You’re an idiot if you’ve been stung upwards of 30 times by anything.
Kadeem Carey is a scumbag like everybody else out of UA.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:26 AM
During the Indiana game, I think they said that Bo Ryan is in the top 3 of winning percentage in last 10 years or something like that. Whatever the exact stat, it was an impressive win rate, especially considering the lack of NBA talent he annually has. Also, to go into Indiana and win is pretty impressive this year. Granted IU didn’t play their best that game but part of that is due to the system Wisconsin plays.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:26 AM
This is true. 2 minutes left in the game, see you in a half-hour
January 30th, 2013 at 10:28 AM
I’d be in favor of anything that prevented the last 5 minutes of an NBA game from taking 40 minutes of real time.
/ actually doesn’t care as I haven’t watched more than 10 minutes of an NBA game in years.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:28 AM
Would those who lament Wisconsin’s style of basketball be disappointed if their football team ran a boring system but it ultimately won games?
KU is playing Big 10 basketball this year, winning, and fans are pissed that they aren’t putting up 85 ppg and winning every game by 20.
/I hate most KU fans.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:29 AM
Yet, it seems like you watch college basketball pretty regularly. LOL.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:29 AM
If a coach raping kids didn’t bring down a college sport then I’m pretty sure Wisconsin’s offense isn’t hurting their sport.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:30 AM
At least he didn’t shit his pants.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:31 AM
Sadly, slow play has more adverse effect in a sport’s popularity than coaches raping young kids.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:32 AM
YELNIK!
January 30th, 2013 at 10:34 AM
YELNIK!
Whoa
January 30th, 2013 at 10:35 AM
not that I’m complaining, but who?
January 30th, 2013 at 10:36 AM
Where would it stand on the Schmidt sting pain index?
January 30th, 2013 at 10:38 AM
read the pornstar thread from yesterday and I am horrified. also the answer is christy mack. she is awful.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:39 AM
Can we get a Lisk piece on fouls committed to win percentage?
January 30th, 2013 at 10:39 AM
With OSU’s win last night, Thad Matta passed Bo Ryan for best winnging percentage of coaches in the Big 10.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:42 AM
Wow. I’ve never had anything but a good time there.
But I’ll remember to avoid the restrooms from now on.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:44 AM
Seeing that the index runs from 1 to 4, I’d put it at 6.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:50 AM
They’ve won three conference championships, two outright…that matters
not to fans of SEC teams
January 30th, 2013 at 10:52 AM
If a coach raping kids didn’t bring down a college sport then I’m pretty sure Wisconsin’s offense isn’t hurting their sport.
agree that i wouldn;t want to watch either
January 30th, 2013 at 10:56 AM
Here are my findings:
yorwifesahor: You’re a sick bastard.
Kaiser: I agree with your stance on tattoos.
s1rweeze: Digs huge breasted girls.
ms: Digs huge breasted girls that take it in the ass.
Nada: Nada is Coop in disguise (just kidding).
José Pippen: Doesn’t care what a girl looks like as long as they have real boobs. Respects the foundation upon which porn was built.
Career High: Is into librarians with color on their eye-glasses
HawkEye: Is into elephant ears, has a keen eye for expired talent but has no idea the power of Google.
YYSA: Digs chicks with very short hair that like to go solo.
Meth (you’re Cowboy Mike, right?): You’ve always had a thing for Pamela Anderson but thought her boobs were too small. And has a knack for finding ugly chicks.
SCTrojan: Is affraid to admit he’s addicted to porn.
Arkbadger: Is affraid to admit he’s addicted to porn and has a small penis.
HeldOver: Likes chicks that look like they REALLY enjoy themselves. (ie: have prolly been turned out)
January 30th, 2013 at 10:57 AM
Wisc blows.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:01 AM
Ouch.
Got stung once, defending my first wife. Bee was chasing her, I stepped in, swung at it. Missed. In return, the bee didn’t miss.
Hurt like hell. Got some sympathy TLC out of it, though.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:16 AM
Ms. Campanella is – I believe – the present or previous Miss USA and she rocks a pair of eyeglasses here: http://www.hawtcelebs.com/alyssa-campanella-at-american-giving-awards-in-pasadena/
January 30th, 2013 at 11:33 AM
You’re an idiot if you’ve been stung upwards of 30 times by anything.
A conclusion only made by a couch potato that has spent no time outdoors working.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:22 PM
I just knew someone would google it, jackspray thier computer screen and
then pretend outrage.
I suggest you go on SDP
January 30th, 2013 at 12:23 PM
I suggest you go on Dr. Phil and confess.