Georgia Lineman Watts Dantzler Is Prepared For Tornadoes [UPDATE: Not Him, Sadly]
All, College Football January 30th. 2013, 11:45am
Georgia is facing some severe weather. Bulldog offensive lineman Watts Dantzler is prepared. Magnificent. Ricky Stanzi approves.
Update: Apparently, that isn’t Dantzler. Should have spent more time on imgur four months ago.
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January 30th, 2013 at 11:47 AM
This is the most UGA thing ever.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:48 AM
Another Reggie Cleveland all-star. Though I prefer the team be named after Lamar Hunt
January 30th, 2013 at 11:49 AM
He’s trying too hard, and I should know!
January 30th, 2013 at 11:50 AM
Nice nips
January 30th, 2013 at 11:50 AM
It really is. Dantzler seems to be a pretty funny cat. That photo is hilarious.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:51 AM
It looks more Kansas or Oklahoma to me.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:51 AM
“This tornado is only gonna take mah gun outta mah cold, dead fingers! Hunker down!”
January 30th, 2013 at 11:52 AM
I’ve been staring at the photo wondering where the hell this dude lives in Athens. You have to get out of the city a good bit before you get to that kind of locale.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:53 AM
Is he related to Woodrow?
LOL look at his UGA picture.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:53 AM
It looks more Kansas or Oklahoma to me.
Yep. After thunderstorms yesterday, I’m ready for Spring Severe Weather Season.
/hopes my house doesn’t get crushed.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:53 AM
There is this place called The South….
January 30th, 2013 at 11:54 AM
fuck UGA…but this photo is great. I salute this man and hope he gets to shoot a tornado right in its face.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:54 AM
If by “a good bit” you mean 15 minutes, then I agree.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:54 AM
This guy needs a Bro.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:54 AM
where fat guys show how ‘Merican they are
January 30th, 2013 at 11:55 AM
I’ve been staring at the photo wondering where the hell this dude lives in Athens.
Perhaps he is back in Dalton. Or outside of Dalton.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:55 AM
I feel like you and I would be such good friends.
Yes.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:55 AM
That coke-fiend pervert Freud would have a field day with the American male psyche and way the shotgun is being wielded. So much of the anti-gun control hysteria makes it sound like castration, this explains it.
/places America on the couch
//the gun is a replacement for you penis which is rapidly receding into your glutinous frame you fat fuck
January 30th, 2013 at 11:55 AM
What the hell happened to that other flag in the background? Looks like a state of Texas flag. And he’s 6′ 7″ too. One bad ass hombre.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:56 AM
Who wants to live 15 minutes from campus in Athens? That’s just silly.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:57 AM
Who wants to live 15 minutes from campus in Athens? That’s just silly.
Football players that want to shoot guns off legally.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:57 AM
Dammit Gods, change to “5 minutes” and the point remains.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:58 AM
This photo makes him a republican power player in Georgia doesn’t it?
January 30th, 2013 at 11:58 AM
I’m curious on how the shotgun is going to help against a tornado. Leather straps? Sure. Shotgun? Not so much
January 30th, 2013 at 11:58 AM
He wouldn’t have this problem had Ohio State decided they didn’t want him.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:58 AM
where fat guys show how ‘Merican they are
where do you live, oh master of locale?
January 30th, 2013 at 11:58 AM
Maybe he is trying out for a spot on The Walking Dead
January 30th, 2013 at 11:59 AM
Pretty sure Aaron Murray could walk around campus indiscriminately shooting minorities and people would let him get away with it.
/All in 2013
January 30th, 2013 at 12:00 PM
He’s down with the brown?
January 30th, 2013 at 12:00 PM
The local GOP nutbags have already sent out feelers to see if he wants to run for Saxby’s seat.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:01 PM
Leather straps? Sure. Shotgun? Not so much
I’ve killed many a twister with my 870. All it takes is some practice and balls.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:02 PM
… that ends at the Texas state line.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:02 PM
When Obama outlaws the AR-15, the tornadoes have won.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:03 PM
Legit surprised that’s not a confederate flag.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:04 PM
He wants to be the guy who shoots Zombie Hines Ward.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:05 PM
So I should carry around a tiny handgun?
January 30th, 2013 at 12:06 PM
Good point. I revise my 1st comment to “This is the second most UGA thing ever.”
January 30th, 2013 at 12:08 PM
Friend just grabbed one. I need to act fast, but those MFers ain’t cheap
January 30th, 2013 at 12:08 PM
Look at that wind. Far too risky.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:12 PM
/All in 2013
everything ok at home? this used to be in caps
January 30th, 2013 at 12:16 PM
ALL IN!!!
January 30th, 2013 at 12:18 PM
Spencer knows what’s up. It’s gonna be awesome when UGA starts 1-3 and I’m still screaming (in between loud sobs) ALL IN!!
January 30th, 2013 at 12:19 PM
I don’t think people have a full understanding of just how different Atlanta is from rest of the state.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:22 PM
It’s largely still a city full of a bunch of people from all over the country. But yes, it’s nothing like the rest of the South.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:23 PM
It’s hilarious, really. A very blue city surrounded by hardcore red tendencies.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:28 PM
It’s pretty much Arkansas.
Michigan is the same way. Half of the population lives in the Detroit area, the rest of the state is pretty much the south but cold.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:32 PM
Not him?
And once again UGA fails at being relevant.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:33 PM
What an update.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:34 PM
When keeping it pageviews goes wrong.
/old timey meme’d
January 30th, 2013 at 12:40 PM
Update: Apparently, that isn’t Dantzler. Should have spent more time on imgur four months ago.
Jebus. This whole post was a waste.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:41 PM
Can I help?
January 30th, 2013 at 12:44 PM
Not him?
And once again UGA fails at being relevant.
lols
January 30th, 2013 at 12:48 PM
is UGA really resorting to stealing the ALL IN phrase from Auburn from a couple years ago?
January 30th, 2013 at 12:51 PM
Nope. Just me regarding 2013. I’m a fairly negative fan more the most part, but 2013 is a new year and a new me (as far as being a UGA fan goes). All positivity between now and their last game of 2013/14 season.
January 30th, 2013 at 12:55 PM
ah, makes sense, still funny though considering your views on Auburn.
Arkansas does one of those every couple years. last year it was “One Team, One Goal.” that worked out well.
January 30th, 2013 at 1:05 PM
This is the most UGA thing ever.
No… not gay enough for Athens. This looks more Miss St, Ark or Auburn.
January 30th, 2013 at 1:18 PM
If it were Auburn the fat dude would have tripped over his own feet and face planted before the photo was snapped.
January 30th, 2013 at 1:29 PM
I love to push your hate for Auburn, but admit it … Athens has a touch of the gay, which gives it some panache.
January 30th, 2013 at 1:47 PM
The real Dantzler.