Ballin’: “Get on the Booze Cruise!” Yells Stacey King After Carlos Boozer Posterizes Bismack Biyombo
Golden State 114, Toronto 102: The Warriors shot a blistering 53 percent, Andrew Bogut returned, and Harrison Barnes nearly matched his earlier dunk-of-the-year slam with this throwdown, but Stephen Curry twisted an ankle and muted the celebration. It doesn’t appear series, but the Warriors sat him for the final quarter anyway.
Brooklyn 97, Orlando 77: Soon-to-be-All-Star replacement Brook Lopez scored 16 points. He’s replacing Rondo, right? I’m a Knicks fan and I can’t even push JR Smith to replace Rondo ahead of Lopez.
Chicago 93, Charlotte 85: I bet you’re sick of Stacey King, right? After he went with the Booze Cruise line, he used that Facebook crap again. Ugh. Little Nate Robinson: 15 points, seven rebounds, four assists, three steals, three blocks. Anyway, the Bobcats fell to 11-33 and are about to be the worst team in the NBA (again).
Philadelphia 100, Memphis 103: The 76ers raced to a 17-point first quarter lead, and Memphis (playing without Mike Conley) slowly chipped away. Rudy Gay (26 points) scored the game-winner with :13 left. I might still be the only one who believes the 76ers instantly become competitive when Andrew Bynum joins the squad next month … but I’m sticking with that prediction.
Utah 80, Houston 125: This was the worst beating the Jazz have suffered in their building in franchise history. Houston made 16 three-pointers; the Jazz shot a meek 39 percent. The only Utah highlight: Greg Smith was rejected at the rim (nice premature celebration on the Houston bench).

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January 29th, 2013 at 9:50 AM
Austin Rivers Watch
0-0, 0 points, 0 assists.
Okay they didn’t have a game but it wouldn’t have impacted his numbers that much.
January 29th, 2013 at 9:51 AM
Not sure why, but TBL hates him some Stacey King. Guy is doing a local broadcast. On a national stage his shtick would be inappropriate, but I think it’s fine.
January 29th, 2013 at 9:51 AM
Vin Scully wishes he could come up with material like that
Jimmy Butler continues to impress…sadly I can’t make a Deng-for-Pau trade that works and makes sense, might need to put YYSA on the case
January 29th, 2013 at 9:52 AM
I would enjoy it if you referred the Sixers as “my Sixers” as frequently as your refer to the Warriors as “my Warriors.”
Interesting battle going on between basketball and baseball – which sport can have the most hilariously awful color commentators.
January 29th, 2013 at 9:52 AM
I bet you’re sick of Stacey King, right? After he went with the Booze Cruise line, he used that Facebook crap again. Ugh.
He should quit idolizing Gus Johnson.
/Free sandwich.
January 29th, 2013 at 9:55 AM
Isn’t he statistically the worst player ever this year?
January 29th, 2013 at 9:56 AM
Only because Jack Haley didn’t see the floor often enough
January 29th, 2013 at 9:57 AM
Anyway, the Bobcats fell to 11-33 and are about to be the worst team in the NBA (again).
We can now just discuss who the 2nd-worst team in the NBA is. We all know the Bobcats are heinous. Retire the belt.
January 29th, 2013 at 9:58 AM
The backwards box score. Best thing about Ballin’
January 29th, 2013 at 9:59 AM
Austin Rivers v. Jan Vesely deathmatch
January 29th, 2013 at 10:33 AM
Somebody tell me if this makes sense:
http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=b2c9skp
January 29th, 2013 at 11:23 AM
You’re kind of being a huge dick for no apparent reason.
January 29th, 2013 at 11:28 AM
I suspect the EIC don’t like my Grizzlies very much.
Actually, Marc Gasol’s block on a Nick Young 3 attempt (seriously) was clutch. Gasol has been blocking a few shots lately, and that has helped the defense a bit more.
January 29th, 2013 at 11:33 AM
IMO, it could help the Celtics. Miller is a solid ball-distributor. Faried would excite the TD Garden crowd with his effort, but he is somewhat limited offensively (other than put-backs and dunks on the fast break).
If the Nuggets acquired Garnett, he’d probably drop dead of a coronary at Pepsi Center if he played a home back-to-back.
January 29th, 2013 at 12:10 PM
Thanks for the respone, SROD
January 29th, 2013 at 12:13 PM
Well, Tommy Heinsohn is about as good as it gets. Jerry Remy, on the other hand, is horrible. So basketball wins the Boston market
Not familiar with King, but I’m with TBL on that specific Boozer call
January 29th, 2013 at 12:19 PM
Not a fan of that trade from a Celtic perspective, Close Talker. I don’t like Faried as the principal return, or three years $15 million of Andre Miller.