Torrey Smith Celebrates Birthday With Birthday Cake of Torrey Smith
Torrey Smith, the Ravens wide receiver who shrewdly toyed with Champ Bailey’s emotions a couple weeks ago, turned 24 over the weekend and celebrated the occasion with a birthday cake of, well, Torrey Smith.
How was that thing even edible? It looks like something you might see on display in the kids section of a sporting goods store.
The master baker responsible for whipping this up should really take a bow or two, as it’s an immaculate creation. Having said that, it still doesn’t top the Indians giving Roberto Hernandez, aka Fausto Carmona, three birthday cakes to celebrate his suddenly rapidly advancing age.
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January 28th, 2013 at 5:17 PM
For Jacoby Jones’s birthday, the Ravens will give him a cake that looks like Rahim Moore. I’m sure that’s something he can totally get behind.
January 28th, 2013 at 5:24 PM
Mark me down as not interested in what Torrey Smith tastes like.
January 28th, 2013 at 5:28 PM
that’s quality work nada
that cake looks gross
whipped cream frosting on a chocolate something cake or strawberry shortcake with as much whip cream as possible or ice cream cake or tres leches cake
January 28th, 2013 at 5:29 PM
oh shit, forgot german chocolate
January 28th, 2013 at 5:42 PM
So you want all ‘da cakes in your cake. Got it.
January 28th, 2013 at 5:42 PM
So you want all ‘da cakes on your cakes. Got it.
I know, what a bunch of fatties, right?
January 28th, 2013 at 5:46 PM
Precisely.