Man Arrested in Trent Williams Pro Bowl Assault Has Lengthy Criminal History, Owns Termite Business & a Bar
Trent Williams, the hulking 6-foot-5, 315-pound offensive lineman of the Redskins, was hit over the head with a champagne bottle and tasered at a club in Hawaii two days before the Pro Bowl, but fortunately, police have apprehended the criminal. The Star Advertiser has the details, but unfortunately doesn’t mention what prompted the melee:
Miske, 38, was arrested Saturday at the Honolulu Police Department headquarters on Beretania Street and charged today with second-degree assault. His bail was set at $250,000.
Miske, who is also the owner and president of Kamaaina Termite and Pest Control, has an extensive criminal history that includes 10 convictions, six for felonies, dating back to 1993.
How was this guy not in jail, given his lengthy rap sheet? [Star Advertiser; screen grab via Abe Schwadron]

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January 28th, 2013 at 1:07 PM
How was this guy not in jail, given his lengthy rap sheet?
There’s these things called “sentences”. They run out of a period of time. Occasionally someone can also be released early for good behavior. This is called “parole”.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:08 PM
Hawaiian Rusty Shackleford.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:09 PM
Always be suspicious of a white guy living in Hawaii.
/the more you know
January 28th, 2013 at 1:09 PM
Because he was sweet while the judge was sour?
January 28th, 2013 at 1:09 PM
Especially if it’s Ian McShane.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:09 PM
sue ellen?
January 28th, 2013 at 1:10 PM
but once a criminal goes to jail he never comes back
/law and order’d
//DUNDUN
January 28th, 2013 at 1:11 PM
I fully expect Hawaii Five-O to turn this into a plotline before the end of the season.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:11 PM
“Silverback” is such a beast, he didn’t even go down after getting tasered/pummeled in the face with a bottle.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:12 PM
but once a criminal goes to jail he never comes back
Shit, even Ugueth Urbina was recently paroled in Venezuela. And he was convicted of murdering a laborer on his family’s farm with a machete.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:14 PM
perfect time to get the rest of the Varsity Blues team back together for a reunion.
except the fat hawaiian guy plays the fat redneck this time around.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:15 PM
Googled that. Wow.
George Bush’s back tat…
http://www.tattoostime.com/full-back-lizard-tattoo/
January 28th, 2013 at 1:16 PM
Necessary, since the fat redneck is no longer fat
January 28th, 2013 at 1:17 PM
perfect time to get the rest of the Varsity Blues team back together for a reunion.
That was on yesterday afternoon. Holy shit that movie has not aged well. Nor has Swingers for that matter.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:17 PM
I thought it was weird as hell when Goodell said his nickname at the 2010 draft.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlUW5sMAiD8
January 28th, 2013 at 1:17 PM
James Harrison is named Silverback, too.
Does Williams go missing for seasons at a time and beat the fuck out of women?
January 28th, 2013 at 1:18 PM
But what is the Teo/Kekua/Tuiasosopo link to this story?
January 28th, 2013 at 1:19 PM
Almost as weird as JJ “Blue-eyed Devil” Watt
January 28th, 2013 at 1:19 PM
The announcers marveling at the spread offense is great
Watched that the day before the Washington-Seattle playoff game, the Shannahan-Bud Kilmer similarities were difficult to ignore, especially when they kept taking RGIII into that mysterious sideline shed
January 28th, 2013 at 1:19 PM
Tony Rocky Horror? I wouldn’t go so far as to call the brother fat. He’s got a weight problem.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:20 PM
Nah, just when he is out getting munchies for him and Fred.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:20 PM
Has any Vince Vaughn movie aged well?
January 28th, 2013 at 1:20 PM
Why?
January 28th, 2013 at 1:21 PM
Reminds me of a guy writing “The Juggernaut” on his card to hand to the graduation announcer at my college graduation. The Juggernaut got his degree that day, my friends.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:22 PM
i don’t want… yo’re lahfe
not much between 1994 and 2001 ages well.
except for freaks and geeks
January 28th, 2013 at 1:22 PM
Has any Vince Vaughn movie aged well?
Probably not. In Swingers he looks like he was on a diet of cocktails and cheetos. Now he looks more like every meal he eats is at least 1,500 calories.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:23 PM
Nor has Swingers for that matter.
Why?
It’s very much tied into the whole swing dance revival that morphed somewhat into popularity for ska music that was occurring in the mid 90s. Considering that that was a brief fad for most of the country it makes the movie look very dated. I would still give Brook Langton and Heather Graham the serious though.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:24 PM
For sure, not The Cell.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:24 PM
i hope he went up there and shouted “I’m The Juggernaught, Bitch!” before knocking the podium over and running off, the gown acting as a cape and everyone staring at the juggernaugts bare ass as he bravely went into the world.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:26 PM
Has anyone seen what this Miske guy looks like? Please tell me he is at least 270 or just high as hell on some of that Hawaiin meth.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:27 PM
Mugshot in the link. Half white, half Hawaiian. Not fat unless he has a deceiving face, but meth is a possibility, especially considering his termite business
January 28th, 2013 at 1:28 PM
Oh damn just noticed the link, no wonder he had a taser on him.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:28 PM
disappointing, was hoping he looked like Skinny Pete.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:29 PM
Does the “three strikes” rule not apply in Hawaii?
January 28th, 2013 at 1:31 PM
Does the “three strikes” rule not apply in Hawaii?
Three strikes laws are usually at the state level. Hawaii may not have three strikes law.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:32 PM
More imporatnatly, how was this dude able to get (or keep) a liqour license with that history. Same goes for whatever license may be needed for a termite business that goes into peoples’ homes.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:35 PM
Maybe Miske is a Richard Sherman fan, getting back at Williams for the postgame punch
January 28th, 2013 at 1:35 PM
So someone just commented on Jason’s post on Colin Cowherd from a year ago. I was interested in what sort of comments that the post inspired. I just came across Mole talking about how he refers to his dick as a the “Gristle Missile”.
January 28th, 2013 at 1:40 PM
Was just laughing at the same thing, top drawer thread
January 28th, 2013 at 1:43 PM
Link?
January 28th, 2013 at 1:43 PM
Link to said post?
January 28th, 2013 at 2:02 PM
/ Team Badger
January 28th, 2013 at 3:19 PM
The bigger question is what the hell is a 38 year old doing at a club?
January 28th, 2013 at 3:23 PM
Same as all the 25-year-olds … hunting for 22-year-old poon.