San Francisco Mayor Asking Bars to Serve Something Other Than “Heavy Alcohol” During the Super Bowl

Fearful of a repeat of the carnage and arrests following the San Francisco Giants World Series triumph over the Detroit Tigers in October, the Mayor of the City by the Bay is making a ridiculous plea to some bar owners: Serve something other than alcohol on Super Bowl Sunday.

“I suggest that they serve something (other) than heavy alcohol during the times of celebration cause that inebriation sometimes doesn’t help with people who might go beyond the bounds of acceptability in their celebration

Good luck with that, Mayor Ed Lee. Gatorade and Sunkist should be sufficient for the last game of the football season. Keeping in mind a 49ers fan stabbed a Falcons fan a week ago, and that there were 92 people kicked out of Packers/49ers game, I’ll take the over on arrests in San Fran following the Super Bowl, whatever it is. [SF Bay Area]

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12 Responses to “San Francisco Mayor Asking Bars to Serve Something Other Than “Heavy Alcohol” During the Super Bowl”

KC Resident Says:
January 27th, 2013 at 1:13 PM

Is “heavy alcohol” a West Coast term for “hard alcohol?”

resolutedefense Says:
January 27th, 2013 at 1:16 PM

I live on the West Coast and have never heard that before but that’s what I assumed it meant. Also the Bay Area pretty much has it’s own language so it might be region specific.

jbriaz Says:
January 27th, 2013 at 1:27 PM

bounds of acceptability in their celebration

Does he mean ghostriding the whip to celebrate a Super Bowl Championship? I hear they like to do that in the Yay Area.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GZbaXdK8Js

AssaultWithAConcreteDildo Says:
January 27th, 2013 at 1:29 PM

It’s San Fran. If you’re doing it right you’ve got your mouth so full of cock that there’s no room for alcohol.

PL StabbinKabin Says:
January 27th, 2013 at 1:32 PM

It’s San Fran. If you’re doing it right you’ve got your mouth so full of cock that there’s no room for alcohol.

lolz.

A.P. Says:
January 27th, 2013 at 1:38 PM

It’s San Fran. If you’re doing it right you’ve got your mouth so full of cock that there’s no room for alcohol.

so no straight guys there, eh?

AssaultWithAConcreteDildo Says:
January 27th, 2013 at 2:03 PM

so no straight guys there, eh?

I wouldn’t know

/heeeeeeeey

reggie_dunlap Says:
January 27th, 2013 at 2:05 PM

Does white wine go with cock?

/ Assumes men in SF drink white wine and that is considered heavy alcohol.

theTed Says:
January 27th, 2013 at 2:48 PM

First of all, Ed Lee is a corporatist and is despised by most proper San Francisco residents. He is bought and paid for by the tech companies that are literally killing this city. You probably think I’m exaggerating, but there are private buses that shuttle these automatons to the Valley everyday. It’s like something out of a sci-fi novel. NyMag actually did a piece on this. Check it out.

So why are people rioting? Putting aside the drunks and anarchists, people are rioting because technology has allowed the capitalists to eliminate jobs that used to be occupied by people who didn’t graduate from high school. The price that these people pay for their mansions and Ferraris is that increasingly they will have to deal with a large population of young, relatively uneducated males (thanks to bleeding our education system dry), that have nothing to do. A football game? Good excuse to riot.

Best of luck to everyone.

Also, I love chardonnay and I have never sucked a dick.

otis sistrunk Says:
January 27th, 2013 at 2:53 PM