Jesus Christ

Hello!

Duke assistant coach Steve Wojciechowski, who patented the floor slap with the Blue Devils in the mid 90s.

Bobby Hurley is spinning in his ITZs over this statement.

so everyone’s excited for the Royal Rumble right?

Sure. Personally, I’d rather pay 60 bucks to watch the WWE guys fake hit each other on Sunday night that watch NFL guys fake hit each other for free on network TV.

While its the only wrestling event I watch all year, I find it to be the most singularly American thing I’ve ever witnessed.

My favorite part is when all the wrestlers gang up on and toss out the cocky foreign guy. the crowd goes wild for that.

The lesson, as always, is that Grant Wahl is full of shit.

Worst writer in sports.

He might not even be the worst at his magazine now.
/Pete Thamel

Bill Plaschke takes umbrage with that statement.

I was going to say Jon Heyman, but sure.

Bill Plaschke takes umbrage with that statement.

so everyone’s excited for the Royal Rumble right?

I wish they’d bring back these Vince narrated intro videos. HAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

no, i am not 5 and it is not 1985.

feels so good to finally let the world know

That actually isn’t true. Maryland lost to Duke by 21 in the 2002 season, North Carolina lost to Wake Forest by 26 in the 1993 season, Duke lost to North Carolina by 22 in the 1991 season, and Villanova lost to Pittsburgh by 23 in the 1985 season. There are also a smattering of championship teams who have lost by 16, 17, and 19-point margins during that same timeframe. It’s kind of surprising how many past champions have been blown out at similar points of the season. I recall Duke being run off the floor by Georgetown in January 2010, with the final margin not being nearly indicative of how badly Duke lost.

Put this guy on the Te’o phonecall spreadsheets.

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Big; if true.

2, if not, there seems to be/have been plenty of folks here who seem to think the pleasure of their company is highly sought after and exclusive

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He shows up every now and again.

Also, I just realized that none of you have told me yet what happened to NDub.

That’s because no one knows

great one in Mama, like the one in Best in Show

I had treated that as Gospel for 10 years or so. Thanks for setting me straight.

1, he may have been kidding

2, if not, there seems to be/have been plenty of folks here who seem to think the pleasure of their company is highly sought after and exclusive

Also, I just realized that none of you have told me yet what happened to NDub

He’s taken to different corners of the internet to defend the plot holes in Prometheus

And Butters answered me last time with a similarly hilarious response.

God dammit I want answers.