Roundup: Novak Djokovic Makes Australian Open Final, Segway Fails, Big Baby Searches For PB&J
Nina Agdal .. man decides to get pizza instead of rob store … a brief history of Timothy Olyphant’s guest appearances … The Roots are working with Elvis Costello … “infidelity phones” … high school teacher punched female student who wouldn’t have sex with him … dolphin asks scuba instructor to free him … carny breaks into house, poops and jerks off while owner shoots at him … @DadBoner’s tips for not getting Catfished … where do memes really come from … the Dell Dude wants to make a comeback … bikini coffee shop …
Novak Djokovic has advanced to the Australian Open final. [BBC]
Jurgen Klinsmann demanding more of US Soccer. [Wall Street Journal]
Incredible steal and game-winner for the Syracuse women. [SUAthletics]
Brian Scalabrine took on four guys who thought they were better than him one-on-one. He crushed them all. [CBS Boston]
De’Anthony Thomas likes Dairy Queen, Porn Hub. [Sharapova's Thigh]
Some punk kid (Canada’s Mark McMorris) is talking trash about Shaun White before the upcoming X-Games. [NBQT]
In honor of the HarBowl, here are some other famous brothers. [HyperVocal]
Lingerie Football League has re-branded itself with a new name and no other changes. [Guyism]
Cedric Benson charged with letting animals run at large. [Post Crescent]
An interview with Dana White. He doesn’t like Justin Timberlake. [SI]
N.C. State freshman retweets former player blasting his coach. [Eye on College Basketball]
Do Samoans often get tricked in relationships online? [Culture Digitally]
Glenn Davis goes after rookie because he didn’t make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Or something.
This is a fan-made trailer for UFC 159. Is it April 27th yet?
Compilation of Segway fails.
He french fried when he was supposed to pizza.
Internet Explorer pandering to children of the 90′s.
- A.P. on Jalen Rose Leaving Numbers Never Lie, Jemele Hill in as New Co-Host
- The Wayne Fontes Safari on Jalen Rose Leaving Numbers Never Lie, Jemele Hill in as New Co-Host
- VladimirCrouton on Jalen Rose Leaving Numbers Never Lie, Jemele Hill in as New Co-Host
- beardown on Jalen Rose Leaving Numbers Never Lie, Jemele Hill in as New Co-Host
- Flaccid Indigestion on Jalen Rose Leaving Numbers Never Lie, Jemele Hill in as New Co-Host
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January 24th, 2013 at 8:26 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
January 24th, 2013 at 8:29 AM
Damn, I had this kid erased from my memory bank, now he’s back. That chick in the car with him in the vid looks familiar, I’ve seen her in a movie/TV show
Will it look like this? SFW
I think it’s safe to say that any proprietor that adds the word “bikini” to it’s business name, visits/sales will increase 10-fold.
Now, the keep is hiring the right girls to keep the clientel coming back for repeat business.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:31 AM
“Here’s a dozen or so things that looking back, really sucked. Yeah I’m not sure where we’re going with this either. Buy our product.” – IE
January 24th, 2013 at 8:31 AM
Yep, I had a bowl cut in Elementary School. I dare you to judge me.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:31 AM
I just read a non TBL post about Adele singing Skyfall at the Academy Awards live and how all former actors who played Bond will be on stage at the same time for first time ever. I might have to watch the Hollywood love fest this year.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:32 AM
I think it was Shannon from Lost. Man she was hot, but kinda annoying.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:33 AM
From CNET in the Fall
Researchers say a previously unknown hole in IE has already been used to deliver a trojan in real-world attacks.
/Team Mozilla
January 24th, 2013 at 8:35 AM
I think it was Shannon from Lost. Man she was hot, but kinda annoying
maggie grace.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:35 AM
Scotch + weed makes a man mean? Hopefully, the girl’s family gets some big payback/hitback.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:35 AM
I think it’s safe to say that any proprietor that adds the word “bikini” to it’s business name, visits/sales will increase 10-fold.
I’ve been to some bad Hooters.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:36 AM
Thought the same thing. That song was great and the credit sequence was easily the best of the series, would hope it’s some kind of grand reenactment of that with the Bond actors.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:39 AM
Yep, I had a bowl cut in Elementary School. I dare you to judge me.
HAHA reminds me – my oldest son was 5-ish and needed a haircut. I said I was going to take him – no more bowl cuts. My wife got pissed and pitched a fit. So I gave in and said “You take him.” Of course I got the “I’m busy” response.
Later that day, I snuck him out and got him a real haircut. He looked great and she never argued with me about “guy” stuff again.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:40 AM
the food at Hooters is terrible. The Hooters near me is across from a Dick’s Sporting Goods and next to a BJ’s wholesale club. Great planning.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:42 AM
Fixed for how I would like see it. And of course, who I want to see on that stage….Tatiana Romanova Pussy Galore and Honeychile Rider
/of course they should look like they did then
//team old school Bond
January 24th, 2013 at 8:42 AM
Pretty cool. Love hearing people say that they could beat any NBA player, because they aren’t a star. Scalabrine kicked some ass.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:42 AM
Adele is just amazing. I can’t remember a singer that I have listened to repeatedly as I do her albums. They are great for riding subway to work as not too loud to bother anyone else around me but good enough to keep me tapping my foot.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:43 AM
Come to central PA, we’ve got them.
Like I said, the key is to get the right girls for your business and keep them there to have the customers coming back for me. These businesses have a great plan, but they execute it poorly.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:46 AM
Nobody go to the 2nd page of the Harbaugh brother link. The gigantic picture of Brother Love is going to give me nightmares for a week.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:46 AM
Felt bad (not really) for Dick Vitale last night, he had to sit there and watch his beloved Dukies get pummeled. He sounded like somebody kicked his dog.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:48 AM
nice little start to the morning right there.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:49 AM
Vitale isn’t even a Duke fan he’s a Notre Dame fan. He’s always been obsessed with Duke and Carolina since the end of the eighties, it’s ridiculous that people give him shit for making a big deal out of the team that his network has made him cover since the nineties. The fuck you guys expect him to talk about, Vanderbilt?
January 24th, 2013 at 8:50 AM
…because this place loves GIFs so much:
http://i.imgur.com/HbHiT3B.gif
January 24th, 2013 at 8:51 AM
Brilliant.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:53 AM
Manti should just come out. All would be forgiven pretty quickly.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:55 AM
Can we assume that the next 9 posts are about Darrelle Revis?
January 24th, 2013 at 8:56 AM
Manti should just come out.
of the closet!?!
January 24th, 2013 at 8:56 AM
Great planning.
In Cumming, GA you got Dick’s on the left and BJ’s on the right. Truth.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:57 AM
Stephen thanks for the non-cropped photo of the RU girl.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:59 AM
So he is not a Duke fan but he is just obsessed with them. Right.Ok? He is a Notre Dame football fan. People rightfully give him shit because he talks about Duke even when he isnt covering a Duke game. Coach K even asked him to stop. Lighten up Francis.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:59 AM
Neat story. Dolphins are pretty cool.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:00 AM
Loaded statement of 2013:
“Look at my dad. And my mom’s side, my aunts and uncles, they’re all ripped. At 50 years old, they’ve got six packs and eight packs,” Peterson said. “My body just heals differently. I know it has a lot to do with rehabilitation and work ethic — but I really credit my genetics for my recovery as much as anything else.”
January 24th, 2013 at 9:00 AM
woof, quote fail
January 24th, 2013 at 9:00 AM
The Browns are prepared to send Sheldon Brown and a 7th Round pick for Revis.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:02 AM
Can we assume that the next 9 posts are about Darrelle Revis?
What did I miss?
January 24th, 2013 at 9:02 AM
So, the Eagles were kicking tires on Kevin Sumlin after Chip Kelly turned them down.
If Sumlin wins 10 games in 2013, he’ll probably be off to the NFL. C’est la vie.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:02 AM
Jerry Jones will send two 1sts and attempt to convert Revis into a slot receiver.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:02 AM
That Bond thing doesn’t work if they all don’t show up, and that means getting Connery to attend. Easier said than done.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:02 AM
I’ve been to some bad Hooters.
Come to central PA, we’ve got them.
King of Prussia?
January 24th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
It was also basically racially segregated until like 1987 or something crazy like that. Fucking South Forsyth.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
regarding TJ Warrens tweets, there was this exchange that got deleted:
Pack Pride @PackPride
He should be. Play defense RT @goREDandWHITE: @JamesCurle I’m concerned. Why did TJ Warren RT it? Will he be penalized for that?
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TJ Warren @T24Warren
@PackPride Lol
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January 24th, 2013 at 9:04 AM
There’s a link to a bikini coffee shop in FL, but never a link to the bodypaint boba tea shops in SoCal?
January 24th, 2013 at 9:04 AM
In a fight to the death between Adele and Roger Moore, I think Adele wins.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:05 AM
a brief history of Timothy Olyphant’s guest appearances
And this when I remembered CRM is the Thursday Round-Up guy. Good stuff.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:05 AM
Not as effective as selling your product like Google, but still a pretty cool ad.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:06 AM
I’d be surprised if y’all don’t win 10+ with that schedule.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:06 AM
Don’t go to dicks.com looking for sporting goods.
/NSFW
January 24th, 2013 at 9:06 AM
I started watching that Scalabrine thing expecting to be totally wowed, and while it was cool, I’m not so sure a non-NBA player couldn’t beat him. He’s missing a ton of shots, and the other guys’ shots just aren’t dropping. It wasn’t exactly a blowout, at least the first game.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:06 AM
that would be sweet, then aTm can go back to under achieving and banging collies.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:07 AM
I drove by the one in Bensalem last week, I think they closed that location. Princeton/Lawrenceville is still open, but the talent is really not that good.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:08 AM
Speaking of Bond, Road to Perdition was on amc or spike the other night, didnt realize before that Daniel Craig was in that movie.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:11 AM
I dunno, I think it’s a blip on the radar and not much else. Maybe Manziel handles his newfound fame well, but he has a lot of 2008 Tony Romo in him. Enjoying the sights, but maybe not paying as much attention to tuning his game as he should.
They won’t sneak up on anyone in 2013. We’ll see just how well Sumlin can coach when everyone (including Bammer) has that game circled on their calendar.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:11 AM
I was an extra in this in that scene when Jude Law’s character is introduced and there’s a bunch of people on a fire escape.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:12 AM
Both of our programs can suck long enough to be forced into reforming the SWC with Houston, Rice, and Baylor.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:13 AM
Dickie V loooooooooves him some coaches, and loves him some college atmosphere. That’s Duke. They have the best coach and the most famous fan scene in college.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
that would be sweet, then aTm can go back to under achieving
under achieving? ok.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:17 AM
I got a Groupon email for Casino nite in Bensalem $70 value for $20. Thought about going. Have you been there before, is this casino nice there?
January 24th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
I think the Vikings have some Metrodome ripped roof sections that they are willing to trade to the Jets for Revis.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
Welcome to the early 2000s. Must be chillin’ with the Dell Dude too much…
January 24th, 2013 at 9:20 AM
I drove by the one in Bensalem last week, I think they closed that location. Princeton/Lawrenceville is still open, but the talent is really not that good.
Another not so great one.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:20 AM
And it’s also Carolina. I think he loves both equally but gets more excited for Cameron because of the way the student section is set up as opposed to the Dean Dome. The guy gets excited about basketball and the mystique around it, which is why he loves Duke and Carolina.
Bilas and Stuart Scott are WAY more biased than he is toward one or the other.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:20 AM
Link to Bikini Barista from Seattle
January 24th, 2013 at 9:21 AM
There’s only a few sentences of dialogue in the last 30-40 minutes of Road To Perdition, before the final summation. Very difficult to get a screenplay like that made.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:21 AM
Paul Newman. Boss.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
The one here in York has got to be the absolute worst talent AND food wise. A couple years ago they tore the whole building down because it was so infested with rats. Board of health would shut them down periodically. FInally just ripped the whole place down. Then rebuilt re-opened with the same bad talent and food. But apparently no rats.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
I think he talks about them more than he should probably but I don’t think he has an actual rooting interest in them is all.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:24 AM
Girl in my office did this. She ran to the IT department crying
January 24th, 2013 at 9:25 AM
I wonder what the Jets will get. Revis is going to ask for obscene money.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:26 AM
I’m three episodes in to Homeland (unfortunately back at work so not watching – thanks to those fuckers banning headphones). Does the amount of nudity hold up? Do I get to see the brunette get cornballed by the prince?
January 24th, 2013 at 9:26 AM
In that both love Carolina more than Duke? Bilas loves him some UNC
January 24th, 2013 at 9:26 AM
Parx is pretty nice, much nicer than Sugarhouse (in Philly). However, on Saturdays the table games are way too much. $20 a hand for Blackjack and that’s the lowest. At least in AC, you can play for $10-$15 a hand.
It’s good for getting a pitcher of beer and watching some games, otherwise, yes, not so great. The best I’ve been to is the first one down in Clearwater.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:26 AM
Made that mistake once. Never again.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:27 AM
Princeton/Lawrenceville
Was put in at the site of a former Indian restaurant. Smelled like Indian food for weeks.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:27 AM
Oddly, I seem to be the only one around here who’s never been to dicks.com.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:28 AM
My last job had a big event at the York Fairgrounds every year and we always ended up at Hooters afterwards. IIRC there was one semi attractive server there last time, and she was very open to telling us about how she wanted to be a stripper but her boyfriend wouldn’t let her.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
Mandy Patinkin does full frontal about halfway through the season.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
I’d be clutching to god and guns if I lived in York, too.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:30 AM
Not with Mrs. Brody sad to say
January 24th, 2013 at 9:31 AM
… what about Dana?
January 24th, 2013 at 9:34 AM
Oddly, I seem to be the only one around here who’s never been to dicks.com.
/dying
January 24th, 2013 at 9:41 AM
Thanks Philly for the input
January 24th, 2013 at 9:42 AM
yeah, and when he was coaching, it was also wherever Robert Montgomery Knight was coaching. He could never stop talking about Bobby Knight. Talked about him more than he has talked about Coach K. It was also Dean Smith. He loves coaches. It just seems like he talks about Duke more because he loves the coach and he loves the fans. But that’s different than rooting for them.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:44 AM
I like Vitale’s energy because he actually gets the game, as opposed to Gus Johnson.
It sucked growing up in the Carolinas though because for all the big games they would get blacked out on ESPN and we would get the Raycom or Jefferson Pilot Sports broadcast with their HORRIBLE announcers.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:45 AM
Dude. No. Vitale has a reputation for being up Duke’s ass for a reason. He doesn’t hate UNC, sure, but there is no comparison between his love for the two. He’s basically an honorary member of the Cameron Crazies. People at Chapel Hill hate Dickie V for that very reason. It’s not a secret.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
I can deal with a little scenes with her
January 24th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
lol, yes. I grew up watching JP sports telecasts and I could not imagine how anything could be so bad……until I saw Raycom sports telecasts. Wow. Just wow.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:47 AM
Fixed for how I would like see it. And of course, who I want to see on that stage….Tatiana Romanova Pussy Galore and Honeychile Rider
/of course they should look like they did then
//team old school Bond
Tiffany Case from “Diamonds are Forever” is the Queen of the Bond Girls.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:48 AM
These are the top two without a doubt. Tatiana had a more classy look, Tiffany Case would let you put it in her ass.
January 24th, 2013 at 10:00 AM
Plenty O’Toole from Diamands are Forever as well, awesome yabbers. “Hi, I’m Plenty.” “Well of course you are.”
January 24th, 2013 at 10:03 AM
And that concludes the comments for the day. See you tomorrow
January 24th, 2013 at 11:19 AM
NSFWish… How about a warning next time.
January 24th, 2013 at 11:21 AM
pdd53, thanks for the headsup. wow what an ass
January 24th, 2013 at 11:40 AM
For the kids in our family it was either the bowl cut or the flat top. I had the bowl cut.