Comments on: Katherine Webb Isn’t Darnell Dockett’s Type. He’s Into “hood chicks” with “a couple stab wounds, bullet holes”

By: otis sistrunk

otis sistrunk — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 18:25:29 +0000

jose i still can’t picture her doing anything with mccarron but beating his ass up. he’s a boy, she’s a woman

By: José Pippen

José Pippen — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 18:23:36 +0000

It’s not that she’s not attractive, it’s that she should be more attractive for that to be the only thing interesting about her.

By: TexansFan

TexansFan — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:40:49 +0000

I don’t come here a lot but I’m not one of the cool kids though. I was busy for a while and commenting just wasn’t part of my normal routine.

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:33:10 +0000

Peerless, a few weeks you asked me to remind you about the Vol recruit that plunger raped someone, and i forgot. Here it is

I don’t remember asking, but thank you for reminding me of that assbag. (Forgive me if it is ass bag, I forget what is appropriate)

Hood has actually become a good dude from what people say. Who knows what people those are though

By: Smallie Bigs

Smallie Bigs — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:27:48 +0000

Darnell Dockett is the only good thing the Cardinals have going for them right now.

Docket is maybe the 4th or 5th best player on that defense. His play has dropped off severely in the last couple seasons. His biggest contribution is on twitter.

By: BFFredo

BFFredo — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:24:12 +0000

I would have got her if I just really wanted her. I don’t think she’s my type.

Of course you would have, Darnell. Of course.

/doesn’t believe the hype

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:19:12 +0000

Clarification: A previous version of this article failed to note the specific anatomical location where male patients receive the birth control injection.

That’s a big goddamn clarification.

By: otis sistrunk

otis sistrunk — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:18:06 +0000

Darnell Dockett is the only good thing the Cardinals have going for them right now.

coughfitzcough!

By: Jim Harbaugh Scramble

Jim Harbaugh Scramble — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:17:47 +0000

TexansFan, where you been?

By: MP III

MP III — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:16:52 +0000

but they take it in the ass so they are still virgins right?

yes, also the bullet hole wound.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:16:27 +0000

OI Scripty that thing we wanted to exist exists. Like Te'o And The Real Girl's draft stock I willed it to be.

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:15:17 +0000

The irony of hood chicks is that they wait until marriage.

but they take it in the ass so they are still virgins right?

By: MP III

MP III — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:14:41 +0000

i dont think webb is my type either, darnell. i prefer girls without cow teeth.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:13:01 +0000

Oh shit.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:12:37 +0000

Mad Men publicity photos.

What a boring link title

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:12:01 +0000

Mad Men publicity photos.

What a wonderful show.Peerless, a few weeks you asked me to remind you about the Vol recruit that plunger raped someone, and i forgot. Here it is.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:11:43 +0000

The irony of hood chicks is that they wait until marriage.

By: TexansFan

TexansFan — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:10:49 +0000

He’d rape her?
/dying
//awaits mamalickaboody to weigh in

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:10:34 +0000

//awaits mamalickaboody to weigh in

I think he’s busy writing more letters of complaint to the editor of Soldier of Fortune magazine.

By: TexansFan

TexansFan — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:09:37 +0000

Already tired of this chick

I’m tired of the fake dead girlfriend