Katherine Webb Isn’t Darnell Dockett’s Type. He’s Into “hood chicks” with “a couple stab wounds, bullet holes”

Darnell Dockett was among the millions of people who learned about A.J. McCarron’s girlfriend, Katherine Webb, during the 2012 BCS National Championship game. An excited Dockett quickly began tweeting at Webb during the game, going so far as to send her a phone number. (It wasn’t his number.) The whole thing was a joke and Dockett got quite a kick out of people’s reactions. This week he went on the Bickley & MJ show on Phoenix’s Xtra 910 Sports and they discussed Webb. Dockett explained that he just wanted to take her to eat garlic and barbecue wings and meet strippers.
If I really wanted to get his girl, there’s a bunch of different ways I’d have went about it. I would have got her if I just really wanted her. I don’t think she’s my type. I’m not into the thinner girls and the modeling thing like that. I like hood chicks. I like girls with a couple stab wounds, bullet holes who have been locked up a few times.
So A.J. McCarron can relax … unless Darnell Dockett decides he wants Katherine Webb. Listen to the rest of his comments on Webb below.
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31 Responses to “Katherine Webb Isn’t Darnell Dockett’s Type. He’s Into “hood chicks” with “a couple stab wounds, bullet holes””
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January 24th, 2013 at 11:53 AM
Corncob brotha.
January 24th, 2013 at 11:57 AM
I like girls with a couple stab wounds, bullet holes who have been locked up a few times.
I bet he’d fuck a chick with a stoma.
January 24th, 2013 at 11:57 AM
He’s into chicks from Ohio?
January 24th, 2013 at 12:01 PM
The stoma would have to be inflicted by a knife blade or 3 packs of Kools a day.
January 24th, 2013 at 12:01 PM
Dockett would love him some Lennay Kekua*.
*as played by BSanders
January 24th, 2013 at 12:03 PM
I’m pretty sure that Katherine Webb is every guy’s type.
January 24th, 2013 at 12:03 PM
He’d rape her?
January 24th, 2013 at 12:04 PM
Mad Men publicity photos.
January 24th, 2013 at 12:04 PM
Darnell Dockett is the only good thing the Cardinals have going for them right now.
January 24th, 2013 at 12:07 PM
Already tired of this chick
January 24th, 2013 at 12:09 PM
/dying
//awaits mamalickaboody to weigh in
January 24th, 2013 at 12:09 PM
I’m tired of the fake dead girlfriend
January 24th, 2013 at 12:10 PM
//awaits mamalickaboody to weigh in
I think he’s busy writing more letters of complaint to the editor of Soldier of Fortune magazine.
January 24th, 2013 at 12:10 PM
January 24th, 2013 at 12:11 PM
The irony of hood chicks is that they wait until marriage.
January 24th, 2013 at 12:12 PM
What a wonderful show.
Peerless, a few weeks you asked me to remind you about the Vol recruit that plunger raped someone, and i forgot. Here it is.
January 24th, 2013 at 12:12 PM
What a boring link title
January 24th, 2013 at 12:13 PM
Oh shit.
January 24th, 2013 at 12:14 PM
i dont think webb is my type either, darnell. i prefer girls without cow teeth.
January 24th, 2013 at 12:15 PM
but they take it in the ass so they are still virgins right?
January 24th, 2013 at 12:16 PM
OI Scripty that thing we wanted to exist exists.
Like Te’o And The Real Girl’s draft stock I willed it to be.
January 24th, 2013 at 12:16 PM
but they take it in the ass so they are still virgins right?
yes, also the bullet hole wound.
January 24th, 2013 at 12:17 PM
TexansFan, where you been?
January 24th, 2013 at 12:18 PM
Darnell Dockett is the only good thing the Cardinals have going for them right now.
coughfitzcough!
January 24th, 2013 at 12:19 PM
That’s a big goddamn clarification.
January 24th, 2013 at 12:24 PM
I would have got her if I just really wanted her. I don’t think she’s my type.
Of course you would have, Darnell. Of course.
/doesn’t believe the hype
January 24th, 2013 at 12:27 PM
Docket is maybe the 4th or 5th best player on that defense. His play has dropped off severely in the last couple seasons. His biggest contribution is on twitter.
January 24th, 2013 at 12:33 PM
I don’t remember asking, but thank you for reminding me of that assbag. (Forgive me if it is ass bag, I forget what is appropriate)
Hood has actually become a good dude from what people say. Who knows what people those are though
January 24th, 2013 at 12:40 PM
I don’t come here a lot but I’m not one of the cool kids though. I was busy for a while and commenting just wasn’t part of my normal routine.
January 24th, 2013 at 1:23 PM
It’s not that she’s not attractive, it’s that she should be more attractive for that to be the only thing interesting about her.
January 24th, 2013 at 1:25 PM
jose i still can’t picture her doing anything with mccarron but beating his ass up. he’s a boy, she’s a woman