Comments on: Fred Smoot Got Arrested for DUI, Then Peed His Pants in the Police Station, Creating a Puddle on the Floor

By: yorwifesahor

yorwifesahor — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 04:56:30 +0000

Can i polish your nightstick officer? How bout a golden shower?
Then what’s it gonna take to get me outta this?

By: roger from oz

roger from oz — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 04:01:45 +0000

I smooted myself.

By: scripty

scripty — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 01:07:03 +0000

True fact: Chris Cooley’s wife once had a license plate that said “Smoot”

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:28:00 +0000

Operator: 911, what’s your emergency?
Smoot: Help! Help motherfucker they coming to get me!
Operator: Now, just calm down, sir. Where are you?
Smoot: Oooooh I shit myself. I can’t stop crying.

By: cleet

cleet — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:16:27 +0000

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Fred Smoot.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:12:15 +0000

Nada thanks for mentioning Warren Zevon. Just turned to Excitable Boy on my phone to get me through the next hour of work.

By: otis sistrunk

otis sistrunk — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:09:24 +0000

Psssh who hasn’t?

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:08:56 +0000

he’s best known for inserting a double-headed dildo into two women

Speaking of dildos, where's that Musial post?!?/ Previous post'd

By: Big--Oil

Big--Oil — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:01:30 +0000

He got pulled over because he didn’t have his registration tags on the vehicle… rookie move Smoot. You can’t be giving the po-po that kind of probable cause.

It really sounds like he was trying to beat whatever tests he thought they would throw at him… hence peeing his pants. I don’t think he just lost control of his bladder.

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:57:31 +0000

classic Mississippi State trash.

By: Big--Oil

Big--Oil — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:55:22 +0000

He refused the breathalyzer twice… I wonder if he thought it was best to get the alcohol out of his system in case of a piss test.