Comments on: Serge Ibaka Guarded Blake Griffin Closely. A Little Too Closely [GIF]

By: A.P.

A.P. — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:03:22 +0000

Had no idea Robin Thicke had comedic timing

well he is Alan’s kid

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:01:49 +0000

I wanted to watch that. Is it good?

I wouldn’t say “good”. As a parody of reality TV (which I generally hate with a white-hot hatred), it works OK.

Had no idea Robin Thicke had comedic timing. He does alright in the scenes with Kevin Hart.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:31:35 +0000

pregnant rage!

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:30:26 +0000

make some sammiches

I love it that the word “sammiches” makes Cracker Jack flip out.

/ I think it’s CJ, may be another commenter

By: YYSA

YYSA — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:22:23 +0000

He’s like Thurman Merman from Bad Santa if they took him off his Ritalin.

I just watched High School. Which was solid for about 45minutes. Thurman Merman was in it. That kid still looks like he wants to make some sammiches.

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:20:41 +0000

the fat kid in the State Farm commercial

He's like Thurman Merman from Bad Santa if they took him off his Ritalin.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:15:01 +0000

guy in Direct TV ad: “Brian Url..” *Urlacher runs in and finishes the guy's sentence, takes credit.*

By: ou812jay8

ou812jay8 — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:14:07 +0000

Did he tag the dude on his nut sack?

He had some weak gear.

By: YYSA

YYSA — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:14:06 +0000

Homoerotic sandlot football played in jeans is too much of a delight to bring me down

I’m in town to sell you some shitty appliances you dumbass.

/pretty sure he did sears commercials

By: knifeyspoony

knifeyspoony — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:13:38 +0000

guy in Direct TV ad: “Brian Urlacher?!”
Urlacher (with as much emotion as speech-to-text software): “that’s me.”

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:13:12 +0000

Ah Steven Seagal: the only man who could make a believable movie about the importance of preserving the environment by torching a massive oil platform in the middle of the Arctic.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:12:59 +0000

Have you ever called your wife Brett during sex?

I called Ritty’s sister Steve once.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:11:51 +0000

I can’t decide which NFL pitchman is worse: Aaron Rodgers or Brian Urlacher. the State Farm ads are arguably more annoying, but Urlacher comes across as like a less charismatic Steven Seagal.

Rodgers has actually been an elite player during his career, so he gets a pass.

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:11:44 +0000

Homoerotic sandlot football played in jeans is too much of a delight to bring me down

Have you ever called your wife Brett during sex?

By: knifeyspoony

knifeyspoony — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:11:16 +0000

On this subject State Farm might have some of the most annoying commercials on TV right now. I put it on the internet so you know it must be true.

I can’t decide which NFL pitchman is worse: Aaron Rodgers or Brian Urlacher. the State Farm ads are arguably more annoying, but Urlacher comes across as like a less charismatic Steven Seagal.

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:11:09 +0000

Because Brett Favre never did advertisements

Homoerotic sandlot football played in jeans is too much of a delight to bring me down

By: YYSA

YYSA — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:07:18 +0000

it is kinda a buzzkill seeing ads with him in them now that their season’s over, now I know the pain of Colt fan over the last decade

Because Brett Favre never did advertisements.

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:07:09 +0000

I’ve seen JK Simmons anally rape a man using axle-grease as lube

Link?

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:06:18 +0000

The comedian who voices the e-trade baby is decently funny so that gets a pass, the fat kid in the State Farm commercial is revolting. I’ve seen JK Simmons anally rape a man using axle-grease as lube and still find his presence in insurance companies less offputting than that fat kid.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:05:22 +0000

I’m impressed how they found a fat kid who looks like a mini-version of the fat guy…it is kinda a buzzkill seeing ads with him in them now that their season’s over, now I know the pain of Colt fan over the last decade

I find it hard to believe a Packers fan is just now experiences chest pains for the first time.