Comments on: Manti Te’o Spent Hundreds of Hours on the Phone With Fake Dead Girlfriend According to Phone Records

By: roger from oz

roger from oz — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:43:37 +0000

can’t wait to see his wonderlic score from the combine.

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:31:26 +0000

i refuse to eat anything with a mustache

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

By: vajayjay redick

vajayjay redick — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:59:16 +0000

Has anyone pointed any fingers as to any actual females that were part of this? Absent that: boyfriend.

Maybe Ronaiah never hit puberty.

By: vajayjay redick

vajayjay redick — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:53:27 +0000

Farm raised catfish aren’t nearly as gross.

Maybe, but i refuse to eat anything with a mustache.

By: clearly erroneous

clearly erroneous — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:38:22 +0000

Because he couldn’t have been talking to his boyfriend that entire time…

Beard(less).

Has anyone pointed any fingers as to any actual females that were part of this? Absent that: boyfriend. He is just digging himself deeper at this point.

By: scripty

scripty — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:34:55 +0000

All right fellas, we’re gonna make camp, rest up. Y’all might be in for a treat. You know back before the war broke out I was a saucier in San Antone. I bet I could collar up some of them greens, yeah, some crawfish out the paddy, yo’! Ha! I’m makin’ some crabapples for dessert now, yo! Hell yeah, ha!

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:32:14 +0000

I want to catch one of those 10-foot-long catfish and then devour it in a single dining experience.

/ Man Vs. Food
// A better show would be Food Vs. Man, where you send Guy Fieri into the wild to be stalked by something that otherwise would be on the menu

By: A.P.

A.P. — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:31:04 +0000

Most people that hate seafood are idiots

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:29:39 +0000

Most people that hate catfish are idiots

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:29:14 +0000

Most people that love catfish are obese or Kirk Lazarus-ish studio soul fooders or Pacific islanders prone to pulling the long con on their football-star friends.

By: scripty

scripty — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:28:02 +0000

Most people that love catfish are obese or Kirk Lazarus-ish studio soul fooders.

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:27:27 +0000

And really all fish, if you stop and think about it, swim around in the same ocean that they all eat, shit, and fuck in.

W.C. Fields, when asked why he drank so much alcohol, said he couldn’t abide water. Asked what he didn’t like about water, he replied: “Fish fuck in it.”

By: otis sistrunk

otis sistrunk — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:27:02 +0000

Oh theres more and will be again. Baseball season coming

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:22:55 +0000

They’re not

Well, some of them are.

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:20:38 +0000

They were viewed as shit-eating bottom-dwellers

They’re not

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:19:53 +0000

You left out walkingunderwear and pettycowards.

Hey I’m not the FBI. I can’t keep track of ALL of his aliases.

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:19:26 +0000

When I was a kid growing up in Louisiana, I didn’t know anyone who ate catfish. If you caught one, you konked it on the head and tossed it back in. They were viewed as shit-eating bottom-dwellers.

Farm raised catfish aren’t nearly as gross. And really all fish, if you stop and think about it, swim around in the same ocean that they all eat, shit, and fuck in. Seafood is actually pretty gross if you want it to be.

/would eat boiled shrimp all day long

By: otis sistrunk

otis sistrunk — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:18:45 +0000

Well farm raised is clean

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:18:10 +0000

otisbulletjoevezroastbeastsistrunk

You left out walkingunderwear and pettycowards.

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:17:27 +0000

Catfish sucks

When I was a kid growing up in Louisiana, I didn’t know anyone who ate catfish. If you caught one, you konked it on the head and tossed it back in. They were viewed as shit-eating bottom-dwellers.

Now every restaurant serves ‘em, and some restaurants specialize in ‘em.