Manti Te’o Spent Hundreds of Hours on the Phone With Fake Dead Girlfriend According to Phone Records
Manti Te’o spent hundreds of hours on the phone with someone he believed to be Lennay Kekua according to ESPN’s Jeremy Schaap. Unverified phone records allegedly show that Te’o had 110 calls with “Kekua” that lasted over an hour. Schaap has obtained spreadsheets of the call data from a source close to Te’o. When you consider that Te’o has said on multiple occasions that he slept through the night while on the phone… That’s a lot of freaking time on the phone.
As Te’o has pointed out, the calls were free because “Lennay” had AT&T. Can you imagine spending a single hour on the phone pretending to be someone else? I can understand Catfishing someone online, but the time and effort it takes to spend this much time on the phone with someone as a prank? I can’t comprehend it. Who is the joke on after the 4th consecutive hour of talking about your dreams and listening to some dude snore?
Previously: Manti Te’o Admits He Lied About Fake Dead Girlfriend in Katie Couric Interview
Previously: Two ESPN Producers Were Suspended for Dumping Out of the Jack Swarbrick Press Conference During Sportscenter Last Week
Previously: Notre Dame and Manti Te’o: “Investigation” Did No Interviews, Did Not Look At Cell Phone Records, E-Mails, Other Forms of Correspondence
Previously: Manti Te’o Told ESPN He Wasn’t Part of the Hoax, But Many Questions Remain and Everyone is Still Skeptical
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January 23rd, 2013 at 3:00 PM
My god, so he really is that stupid?!
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:01 PM
Describes every girl I’ve ever dated.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:01 PM
Well I’m convinced!
/no one
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:02 PM
Pacific Islanders are fucking weird, that’s the lone takeaway from this entire thing.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:03 PM
rubbed. raw.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:03 PM
I can understand Catfishing someone online
CRM is creepier than I thought.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:03 PM
The more info like this that comes out makes him seem genuine, not stupid. It’s not utterly idiotic that a dude falls for a girl he only talks to without meeting her, especially talking to someone for that long. Love will do some crazy things to a guy
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:04 PM
hey, who here hasn’t catfishedteabagged?
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:06 PM
there’s a saying in spanish: amor de lejos es para bendejos
/it means rubbed raw
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:06 PM
Once Were Warriors, now are dumbasses.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:06 PM
It’s idiotic and not believable if he’s a superstar linebacker and the face of Notre Dame football.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:07 PM
Seems legit.
So, these pranksters were the dumbest pranksters ever playing a prank on the dumbest male football player ever.
And this prank had no real payoff.
Got it.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:08 PM
Right. I forgot that gives you special powers normal people don’t have
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:09 PM
It’s idiotic and not believable if he’s a superstar linebacker and the face of Notre Dame football
who looks like a turtle
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:10 PM
Silence is golden
Money talks diamonds and ermine
There’s a word in Spanish
Italian and German
In sign language, Morse code
Semaphore and gibberish
Have you forgotten how to say it
In your pidgin English?
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:10 PM
For some reason this is comforting. I got this sense early on that he really is this stupid, and I’m glad my hunch was right. Now, if I could only get that same hunch about the Super Bowl.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:10 PM
Gimme ten minutes and I can get you all phone call “spreadsheets”.
.xml master
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:11 PM
The superpower of winning imaginary multiple Heismans!
/ Powlus’d
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:12 PM
I mean Stafford was the big shit at Georgia and traveled to fuck your sister so I don’t think it’s that far out of the question that he wouldn’t be involved with someone at his school.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:12 PM
We all know Te’o has paid off Tuiasosopo to keep quiet. Not one peep from this dude.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:13 PM
Now, if I could only get that same hunch about the Super Bowl.
tease the niners up, tease the o/u down
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:13 PM
Is Jeremy Schaap vouching for their credibility this time? “He was truthful and believable” or whatever fawning he did after the Teo interview.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:13 PM
I also have a hunch this Super Bowl is gonna be pretty stupid.
/ Harbowl!
// Rev. Ray Murda!
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:13 PM
/Bama’d
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:13 PM
From the link: “Their veracity could not be independently confirmed, but the source insisted they are genuine.”
Isn’t that what got everyone in this mess in the first fucking place? “They said it was true, we couldn’t confirm it, but why would they lie? Let’s go with it!”
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:14 PM
He’s been waiting in line behind Armstrong and Teo for his moment in the Katke Spotlight.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:15 PM
And so the invasion of Iraq began …
/ As I said in the Tiger post: watch In the Loop
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:17 PM
As I said in the Tiger post: watch In the Loop
i will, if you watch Bellflower
/and of course, John Carter
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:21 PM
Damn, forgot about that.
/ Too busy rewatching Battle Royale on YouTube
// John Carter? Never!
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:21 PM
The book hasn’t been closed yet on Tuiasasopo ending up on some FOX celebrity reality show someday
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:24 PM
Fried catfish > catfish tv show > actually getting catfished
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:24 PM
So these phone records mean nothing. Got it.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:24 PM
Butters that show may have already begun truman style
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:25 PM
I’m thinking he’ll be on Killer Kareoke in the near future… desperately needs that 10k grand prize.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:27 PM
But they do show that the midday SportsCenters are grasping for material and ESPN should return to airing old Super Bowl highlight videos in the afternoon instead
“BLACK 59 RAZOR!! BLACK 59 RAZOR!!”
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:29 PM
This is the truth.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:30 PM
No.
My guess is the number of 20+ minute conversations I’ve had with my wife, from the time we met till now, is single digits. Hell it might be single digit for 10+ minute conversations. Even when she travels overnight for work, it’s maybe a 5 minute convo, if we even talk.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:36 PM
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:36 PM
Spreadsheets from source. Ok so this proves nothing. Ugh enough of this fucking story I hate everyone involved, just work on that 40 time Te’o.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:38 PM
He will be on the next Montell Williams Show
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:39 PM
Fried catfish> videos of Bill Dance trying and failing to get his shit together while fishing for catfish > catfish tv show > actually getting catfished
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:41 PM
But who is paying Te’o to pay off Tuisissopo? Notre Dame? A booster, Mike Golic?? NCAA investigation.
/I solved it
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:41 PM
This helps his NFL draft stock a ton. If he takes all his dead ladyfriend chatter time and puts that to the weight room, look out.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:41 PM
My guess is the number of 20+ minute conversations I’ve had with my wife, from the time we met till now, is single digits. Hell it might be single digit for 10+ minute conversations. Even when she travels overnight for work, it’s maybe a 5 minute convo, if we even talk.
Wait until you have kids for her to bitch about…
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:42 PM
Fried catfish > baked catfish > cats > fish > catfish tv show > actually getting catfished
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:48 PM
This.
A top ten invention for me is texting as I hate talking on the phone. Now that my Mom has learned how to text and outside of work, I don’t think I’ve had a phone conversation over 2 mins in a very long time.
January 23rd, 2013 at 3:55 PM
My wife abhors talking on the phone. She’s usually the one that wants to hang up first. It’s pretty convenient.
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:03 PM
Would baked cats rank higher than fried or baked catfish?
/ I know at least one baked cat, he lives in Ohio and worships Zappa
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:08 PM
She stays on the phone with me a long time wwos. But nevermind that.. tywebb types truth. Heaven help you if you mention business trip fun when she’s home caring for kids
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:08 PM
My wife abhors talking on the phone. She’s usually the one that wants to hang up first. It’s pretty convenient.
I don’t want to jump to conclusions here but it sounds like she might be having an affair.
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:09 PM
Nods at ms over history book
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:10 PM
Catfish sucks, bottom dwelling scum fish.
I wont be satisfied until that crazy guy from River Monsters interviews Teo.
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:14 PM
Nods back at otisbulletjoevezroastbeastsistrunk.
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:17 PM
When I was a kid growing up in Louisiana, I didn’t know anyone who ate catfish. If you caught one, you konked it on the head and tossed it back in. They were viewed as shit-eating bottom-dwellers.
Now every restaurant serves ‘em, and some restaurants specialize in ‘em.
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:18 PM
You left out walkingunderwear and pettycowards.
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:18 PM
Well farm raised is clean
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:19 PM
When I was a kid growing up in Louisiana, I didn’t know anyone who ate catfish. If you caught one, you konked it on the head and tossed it back in. They were viewed as shit-eating bottom-dwellers.
Farm raised catfish aren’t nearly as gross. And really all fish, if you stop and think about it, swim around in the same ocean that they all eat, shit, and fuck in. Seafood is actually pretty gross if you want it to be.
/would eat boiled shrimp all day long
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:19 PM
You left out walkingunderwear and pettycowards.
Hey I’m not the FBI. I can’t keep track of ALL of his aliases.
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:20 PM
They’re not
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:22 PM
They’re not
Well, some of them are.
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:27 PM
Oh theres more and will be again. Baseball season coming
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:27 PM
W.C. Fields, when asked why he drank so much alcohol, said he couldn’t abide water. Asked what he didn’t like about water, he replied: “Fish fuck in it.”
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:28 PM
Most people that love catfish are obese or Kirk Lazarus-ish studio soul fooders.
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:29 PM
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:29 PM
Most people that hate catfish are idiots
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:31 PM
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:32 PM
I want to catch one of those 10-foot-long catfish and then devour it in a single dining experience.
/ Man Vs. Food
// A better show would be Food Vs. Man, where you send Guy Fieri into the wild to be stalked by something that otherwise would be on the menu
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:34 PM
All right fellas, we’re gonna make camp, rest up. Y’all might be in for a treat. You know back before the war broke out I was a saucier in San Antone. I bet I could collar up some of them greens, yeah, some crawfish out the paddy, yo’! Ha! I’m makin’ some crabapples for dessert now, yo! Hell yeah, ha!
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:38 PM
Because he couldn’t have been talking to his boyfriend that entire time…
Beard(less).
Has anyone pointed any fingers as to any actual females that were part of this? Absent that: boyfriend. He is just digging himself deeper at this point.
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:53 PM
Maybe, but i refuse to eat anything with a mustache.
January 23rd, 2013 at 4:59 PM
Maybe Ronaiah never hit puberty.
January 23rd, 2013 at 5:31 PM
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
January 23rd, 2013 at 5:43 PM
can’t wait to see his wonderlic score from the combine.