Virginia Football Recruit Taquan Mizzell Arrested During Campus Visit For Trying to Kick a Moving Car
Taquan Mizzell, a senior at Bayside High in Virginia Beach, was on an official visit to the University of Virginia when he was arrested Sunday morning. Mizzell, who made a verbal commitment to Virginia in August, is expected to make it official on February 6th – if Virginia still wants the running back who apparently also wants to kick. From the Washington Post:
An officer spotted Mizzell, 19, standing in the middle of the street trying to kick a moving vehicle, Lt. Ronnie Roberts said, before determining Mizzell had been drinking.
Get it? He wants to kick moving vehicles. Mizzell, a five-star recruit who rushed for 1,200 yards and 26 touchdowns this season, was arrested at 2:30 in the morning.

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January 22nd, 2013 at 12:04 PM
Money line from The Following review…
And, okay, here’s a personal reaction: I watched four episodes of this thing, and it made me feel like dog shit.
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:05 PM
Grrrrrreat. We finally get a 5-star recruit and he does this.
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:07 PM
Good job, Good effort
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:09 PM
I say if this kid can kick a vehicle whizzing past while he’s staggering drunk in the middle of the street, sign him up as a kicker, because he won’t have any problem booting a stationary football while sober.
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:10 PM
Grrrrrreat. We finally get a 5-star recruit and he does this.
I know Virginia is a state school but if your alumni base is anything like ours then they would be happy to hear this as they believe that there is a direct correlation between a recruit’s “thuggishness” and his athletic talent. The natural conclusion to be drawn from that is that we need to recruit more “thugs”.
White people……
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:10 PM
Go ‘Hoos!
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:10 PM
i always thought more players should try this out…why pay for a spot on a kicker when you can have an actual athlete play the position?
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:10 PM
that’s all it takes to get nabbed? that’s a warning or a ticket. now being drunk and under 21? might be an issue
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:11 PM
The AV Club has dropped its weekly Burn Notice reviews. It can go suck a bag of dicks.
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:11 PM
19 in high school. Quite the advantage.
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:12 PM
i always thought more players should try this out…why pay for a spot on a kicker when you can have an actual athlete play the position?
i was our kickoff guy/PK. never missed an ep, never tried a FG. never kicked OB, had fun practicing onsides
slayed poon
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:13 PM
I like this, theoretically they’d save more touchdowns tackling the runner than awkward flailing kicker would
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:13 PM
Just FYI, Charlotte is a city in southwestern North Carolina that is home to a bad pro football team; Charlottesville is a city in middle Virginia that is home to a bad college football team.
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:16 PM
why would they review the show when its not on at the moment?
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:16 PM
My junior high team in three years never attempted a field goal and always went for the 2-point conversion. I think our coach did not trust kickers.
High school, we had only straight-on kickers. Our coach did not trust soccer-style kickers.
/ Kickin’ it old school
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:20 PM
When they reviewed the mid-season finale, they announced they would not resume the weekly reviews when it returns. But they run reviews on umpteen “classic” shows that stopped airing decades ago. Nerds.
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:20 PM
Only UVa football would kicking a car be considered thuggish. UVa lacrosse knows thuggish.
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:24 PM
Nobody commented on it being Bayside High?
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:25 PM
Nobody commented on it being Bayside High?
If cleet was here he would have nailed it.
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:27 PM
Charlottesville Newsplex is going to be displeased by this error.
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:29 PM
if one more UVA person says “It’s not called campus, it’s called the grounds”, i will shove an ice pick in their face.
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:32 PM
To be fair, that kind of investigative fact checking is only found at Deadspin.
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:36 PM
if one more UVA person says “It’s not called campus, it’s called the grounds”, i will shove an ice pick in their face.
Someone sounds eager to add to their permanent record.
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:39 PM
I missed this episode of SBTB, maybe the car was aiming for Becky the duck?
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:41 PM
I missed this episode of SBTB, maybe the car was aiming for Becky the duck?
Or maybe it was an evil oil company executive who wanted to plant oil derricks all over their beautiful campus.
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:41 PM
Beat b-beat, b-b-b-beat
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:53 PM
At least he is still a teenager.
http://deadspin.com/5976955/dcs-newest-high-school-basketball-star-will-turn-21-this-year-according-to-fiba
January 22nd, 2013 at 1:02 PM
This was pretty much the standard until the 60s, right?
Shows that are only averaging 20-30 comments per review ain’t gonna stick around at the AV Club.
January 22nd, 2013 at 1:38 PM
So…isn’t the bigger story who got him drunk? He’s 19, so he may have had some buddies already in school there who hooked him up. But it would be a bigger story if “taking him out for a good time” was part of his recruiting visit. I wonder how common that is.
That type of thing may fly in Miami, but I don’t know if it would be well received at UVA.