Comments on: Phil Mickelson Whining About His Taxes Went Over Well

By: michaele11111

michaele11111 — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 20:54:57 +0000

Mickelson is full of shit. It's not possible he is paying 62% unless his management is brain dead. The maximum marginal rate for federal will rise to 39.6. We all pay the same SS rate which tops out at 162k of income and we all pay the same medicare tax. Additionally, his state and local taxes are deductible from his Federal gross income and then if you add in what he gets for free from Callaway like the real value of private jet transportation and god only knows what else, there is no way possible Mr. Manboobs is paying anything close to the rate he mentions. If he is stupid enough to actually believe that's what he pays he really is dumber than that deer caught in the headlights look that seems to be permanently plastered on his face.

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:34:15 +0000

“This widdler’s building just fell down! Miz, it looks like…”
/sunglasses
“…urine trouble now”

victory for WWOS.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:33:06 +0000

did you see how the t-square was dressed?

cute, not hot.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:32:43 +0000

yeha but you were talking sexy shots. the hack and hope from the rough is fine and all, but when you play most public courses in august that flop shot from behind the green in hardpan, it’s a brown bagger.

if that's a qualifier...you play most public coruses and you got about a 67% chance of getting a bunker you can actually hit out of.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:31:40 +0000

“This widdler’s building just fell down! Miz, it looks like…”

/sunglasses

“…urine trouble now”

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:31:29 +0000

Why do you piss on T-squares, miz? And how do you make money for doing so?

did you see how the t-square was dressed? it was asking for it. and people will pay to watch some sick shit, ms.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:31:11 +0000

I widdle* with a T-square.
*the fuck is “widdle”? whittle, maybe?

well shit…widdle apparently means “to urinate” according to the first google result i looked at without even checking where it was coming from.

big mistake on my part.

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:31:07 +0000

I’m really ok with this plan.

If I were in your position, I actually would also.

/team my wife makes more than me

By: scripty

scripty — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:30:42 +0000

yeha but you were talking sexy shots. the hack and hope from the rough is fine and all, but when you play most public courses in august that flop shot from behind the green in hardpan, it’s a brown bagger.

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:30:22 +0000

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/widdle

widdle [ˈwɪdəl] Brit informal
vb
(Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Physiology) (intr) to urinate

Why do you piss on T-squares, miz? And how do you make money for doing so?

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:30:21 +0000

No problem. We’ll just take it from engineers.

I’m really ok with this plan.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:29:30 +0000

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/widdle

widdle [ˈwɪdəl] Brit informal
vb
(Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Physiology) (intr) to urinate

By: kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly

kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:28:57 +0000

nice, this is still going after my lunch break.

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:28:35 +0000

miz is a “tennessee and florida engineer” tho…he aint nothin’ more than a widdler with a t-square.

/literally has zero idea what miz does

I widdle* with a T-square.

*the fuck is “widdle”? whittle, maybe?

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:27:01 +0000

Whatever it is I’m sure it involves knowledge of algebra and geometry that I lost a long, long time ago.

good…so he’ll be able to calculate down to the cent how much money we’re going to steal from him.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:26:39 +0000

/literally has zero idea what miz does

train driver.

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:24:13 +0000

/literally has zero idea what miz does

Whatever it is I’m sure it involves knowledge of algebra and geometry that I lost a long, long time ago.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:20:36 +0000

/literally has zero idea what miz does

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:20:13 +0000

We’ll just take it from engineers.

miz is a “tennessee and florida engineer” tho…he aint nothin’ more than a widdler with a t-square.

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:17:54 +0000

agree that doctors’ salaries should be doubled…no, wait…TRIPLED.

No problem. We’ll just take it from engineers.