Kate Upton’s Slow-Motion Mercedes Car Wash Super Bowl Ad Teaser [Video]
Mercedes-Benz posted what is likely a teaser of their Kate Upton Super Bowl ad on YouTube yesterday. While it does feature Kate Upton and a Mercedes being washed in slow-motion, it isn’t exactly what everyone was hoping for. The car wash is a fundraiser of some sort and a bunch of football players are washing Kate Upton’s Mercedes-Benz. Whatever your feelings about this ad are, here I am repeatedly typing the name of a vehicle I will never be able to afford so I guess the joke is on Mercedes-Benz. You are still an unattainable consumer good! Your ad dollars are wasted on me!
[h/t: HyperVocal]
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January 22nd, 2013 at 10:40 AM
The last generation’s post skank did this too, but actually delivered.
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:45 AM
i feel like she has too many clothes on.
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:48 AM
Anybody have a work friendly link to a list of SB prop bets?
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:48 AM
Whats going on with her legs? What happened to the curves?
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:48 AM
really getting tired of her
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:51 AM
No, I will not log onto your website (Mercedes) to see more of a chick I can see plenty of all over the internet. Same goes for you, Godaddy.com – whose chicks I usually don’t want to see more of anyway.
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:52 AM
Great idea to take her least appealing feature and show it first.
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:54 AM
Haven’t looked yet but this could be the year to hit big on the MVP since neither quarterback is the big name to where you assume if the team wins they take the award
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:55 AM
Shame on MB for not allowing her to be in a bikini top. Shame, shame, shame!
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:55 AM
I’m pulling for the Randy Moss MVP personally, it’s probably a bit of a long shot
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHoNWwhzh3M
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:59 AM
just sayin…for all we know, she could have a gut.
/i find her belly attractive
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:01 AM
I’m hoping he doesn’t catch a pass, him winning a championship is the only downside I can see to the 49ers taking it
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:01 AM
Crabtree might have solid odds for MVP right now since there is a chance he could be in jail for the game.
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:03 AM
Not a fan of the moon, I take it?
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:04 AM
I watched the three stooges on x4 speed on the DVR in hopes of catching the Kate Upton scene and just watching that but I couldnt see that scene going that fast and it wasn’t worth a second try.
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:04 AM
for some reason, when i click on the tbl site, someone sprays diarhea all over my screen.
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:08 AM
Look at Deadspin doing more digging on another story that ESPN and the rest missed.
Keep fucking that ESPN anchor moves breaking stories chicken, though.
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:10 AM
I’m pulling for the Randy Moss MVP personally, it’s probably a bit of a long shot
I thought it was funny how many people kept saying that Randy Moss “finally” had a shot at a championship, forgetting he was about the best player on that 16-0 team.
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:11 AM
And caught the go ahead TD in the 4th quarter before they lost it.
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:14 AM
But what does this have to do with Katherine Webb?!
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:15 AM
Sigh, that final score of 14-10 would’ve netted me $400 in my Super Bowl grid too.
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:16 AM
Well, it’s an established fact that she’s always lacked hips.
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:18 AM
Only props I can find are the MVP odds:
Colin Kaepernick +140
Joe Flacco +300
Frank Gore +500
Ray Lewis +700
Ray Rice +800
Michael Crabtree +1400
Anquan Boldin +2000
Vernon Davis +2800
Torrey Smith +4000
Dennis Pitta +10000
LaMichael James +12500
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:19 AM
The only thing worse than Randy Moss as Super Bowl MVP would be Ray Lewis as Super Bowl MVP. And you know that if the Ravens win, the sportswriters are going to give the MVP to Mr. Murda, no matter what.
/ Still simmering over Plunkett getting MVP instead of Rod Martin in the 1981 SB
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:21 AM
thanks mole. unless thaat was a body double, that reminds me that paris hilton can/could get it severely. is there a sex tape with her? nothing seems more likely
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:21 AM
Her curves have always been from the waist up.
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:23 AM
Haven’t looked yet but this could be the year to hit big on the MVP since neither quarterback is the big name to where you assume if the team wins they take the award
ray lewis regardless of outcome
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:23 AM
i have a cold in my coding
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:25 AM
So if Ray Lewis wins MVP, Flacco to Disneyworld
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:26 AM
Her curves have always been from the waist up.
her spectacular butt disagrees.
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:28 AM
I am sure kids will love getting pictures with Sam the Eagle.
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:35 AM
..oh..there’s comments here too? thought it was just video
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:35 AM
It’ll be a cute slurpfest on both Lewis and Reed, despite neither being one of the five best Ravens defenders at this point.
I see what you did there.
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:36 AM
Haven’t looked at odds, but Flacco has been lights out. Like T. Smith as a long shot.
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:38 AM
YYSA, I endorse that
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:40 AM
I like those Vernon Davis odds. Who is going to cover him? 8 catches, 135 yards, 2 TDs.
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:41 AM
Ellerbe and Pollard I would think.
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:37 PM
I like those Vernon Davis odds. Who is going to cover him? 8 catches, 135 yards, 2 TDs.
i don’t remember him being a factor against the pack, and if baltimore lets him run free like atlanta did, the ravens deserve to lose by 40