Comments on: Lance Armstrong Is Totally Telling The Truth This Time, You Guys!

By: A.P.

A.P. — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 00:29:50 +0000

I may not be around for the draft. I should still get a third place finish.

/trades for Ryan Miller and Thomas Vanek
//pisses on Derek Roy

By: otis sistrunk

otis sistrunk — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 00:26:27 +0000

Should be self-explanatory how to autodraft?

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:46:54 +0000

Yeah. Highest ranked player will get drafted for you. It will be fine since they redid the rankings so you wont get stuck with Tim Thomas.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:45:59 +0000

Lance Berkman >>>> Lance Burkhead >>>>>>Lance Armstrong

By: otis sistrunk

otis sistrunk — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:44:03 +0000

Vladdy i got to go see Mama tomorrow night. Late notice we have a sitter….but i wont make the draft. Can i autodraft?

By: Ty_Webb

Ty_Webb — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:42:19 +0000

Lance ~~Burkhead~~ Burkhart >>>>>>Lance Armstrong

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:36:43 +0000

disparaging people who tried to reveal the truth

That column sounds like the outline for My Name Is Earl.

By: Ty_Webb

Ty_Webb — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:35:58 +0000

Lance Burkhead >>>>>>Lance Armstrong

By: otis sistrunk

otis sistrunk — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:34:36 +0000

I think I’d rather picture crow and anniston scissoring

/10 years ago

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:32:07 +0000

I hope he dies of cancer. Butt cancer.

That would be pretty good. The trail of bodies he left in his wake demands such uppance coming.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:27:45 +0000

Same comment as last post… quoting Nelson from “Das Bus” (Simpsons)

You liar! You did it! You lying jerk, take that! You did it, you did it!

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:26:12 +0000

be that poetic? Fuck, not sure what I was trying to go with there.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:25:42 +0000

I hope he dies of cancer. Butt cancer.

Not dick cancer? Wouldn’t be that poetic? He loses one ball and his entire penis to cancer so that he’s left with only one ball and a hole where his dick was.

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:19:47 +0000

I hope he dies of cancer. Butt cancer.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:17:47 +0000

Lance Armstrong makes sportsgal look like the nicest person ever

By: Hopboy

Hopboy — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:02:21 +0000

This whole Lance thing really make me happy that I sided with Sheryl Crow after their break-up.

/The Office Joke’d
//But I can easily picture Crow and Anniston on the phone tonight, drinking wine, watching OWN and just laughing and laughing and laughing.

By: Hopboy

Hopboy — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:00:24 +0000

Wasn’t there also a Nike commercial showing him getting his blood tested with French paparazzi swarming around him taking pictures?
What a dick.
seriously? if so, that is outstanding.

Titled: What am I on?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Z6xGu7oIQ

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:00:18 +0000

You know, Lance never had cancer. It was all an Internet hoax.

Oddly, he also has no balls.

Sheryl Crow? Yeah, she did die in a car accident arranged by Lance, but she sucked, so who cares?

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:00:14 +0000

Boom, right here Ark: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xh1fio_another-old-lance-armstrong-commercial_shortfilms#.UPiCTGe38vw

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 22:55:11 +0000

Wasn’t there also a Nike commercial showing him getting his blood tested with French paparazzi swarming around him taking pictures?

seriously? if so, that is outstanding.