Lance Armstrong Is Totally Telling The Truth This Time, You Guys!
Manti Te’o won’t be interviewing tonight, but Lance Armstrong will be coming clean errr…admitting some of information already in the public domain to Oprah. Here’s a compilation of Lance lying his ass off about performance enhancing drugs and disparaging people who tried to reveal the truth.
[HT to Slate]
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January 17th, 2013 at 5:52 PM
Wasn’t there also a Nike commercial showing him getting his blood tested with French paparazzi swarming around him taking pictures?
What a dick.
January 17th, 2013 at 5:55 PM
seriously? if so, that is outstanding.
January 17th, 2013 at 6:00 PM
Boom, right here Ark: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xh1fio_another-old-lance-armstrong-commercial_shortfilms#.UPiCTGe38vw
January 17th, 2013 at 6:00 PM
You know, Lance never had cancer. It was all an Internet hoax.
Oddly, he also has no balls.
Sheryl Crow? Yeah, she did die in a car accident arranged by Lance, but she sucked, so who cares?
January 17th, 2013 at 6:00 PM
Titled: What am I on?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Z6xGu7oIQ
January 17th, 2013 at 6:02 PM
This whole Lance thing really make me happy that I sided with Sheryl Crow after their break-up.
/The Office Joke’d
//But I can easily picture Crow and Anniston on the phone tonight, drinking wine, watching OWN and just laughing and laughing and laughing.
January 17th, 2013 at 6:17 PM
Lance Armstrong makes sportsgal look like the nicest person ever
January 17th, 2013 at 6:19 PM
I hope he dies of cancer. Butt cancer.
January 17th, 2013 at 6:25 PM
I hope he dies of cancer. Butt cancer.
Not dick cancer? Wouldn’t be that poetic? He loses one ball and his entire penis to cancer so that he’s left with only one ball and a hole where his dick was.
January 17th, 2013 at 6:26 PM
be that poetic? Fuck, not sure what I was trying to go with there.
January 17th, 2013 at 6:27 PM
Same comment as last post… quoting Nelson from “Das Bus” (Simpsons)
January 17th, 2013 at 6:32 PM
That would be pretty good. The trail of bodies he left in his wake demands such uppance coming.
January 17th, 2013 at 6:34 PM
I think I’d rather picture crow and anniston scissoring
/10 years ago
January 17th, 2013 at 6:35 PM
Lance Burkhead >>>>>>Lance Armstrong
January 17th, 2013 at 6:36 PM
That column sounds like the outline for My Name Is Earl.
January 17th, 2013 at 6:42 PM
Lance
BurkheadBurkhart >>>>>>Lance ArmstrongJanuary 17th, 2013 at 6:44 PM
Vladdy i got to go see Mama tomorrow night. Late notice we have a sitter….but i wont make the draft. Can i autodraft?
January 17th, 2013 at 6:45 PM
Lance Berkman >>>> Lance Burkhead >>>>>>Lance Armstrong
January 17th, 2013 at 6:46 PM
Yeah. Highest ranked player will get drafted for you. It will be fine since they redid the rankings so you wont get stuck with Tim Thomas.
January 17th, 2013 at 7:26 PM
Should be self-explanatory how to autodraft?
January 17th, 2013 at 7:29 PM
I may not be around for the draft. I should still get a third place finish.
/trades for Ryan Miller and Thomas Vanek
//pisses on Derek Roy