lisk – Where Players That Made Up Stories About Their Dead GF’s Were Drafted

TBL – as a michigan/ND fan, im outraged/outraged.

Tim Ryan – /stress eats

Duffy – please rip him a new one, duffman. youll do it justice.

CRM – fuck everything, here’s a Gangnam Style video

True story: I would pay good money to see David Irving kicked in the junk by the ghost of Eli Wiesel.

I am pretty sure Elie Wiesel is still alive (he spoke at my law school graduation). Unless you are talking about a different person named Eli Wiesel.

Nicely done

If you have an apostrophe anywhere in your name, you are an asshole

Vez was sweating it there for a second, afraid you were going to say “semicolon.”

Not according to any of the laws in this country. The fucker is 21 years old. Excusing his involvement in this because “he’s just a kid” is retarded beyond belief.

lisk – Where Players That Made Up Stories About Their Dead GF’s Were Drafted

Check-plus

/Spencer can give you a quote from a sports talk caller in Alabama

lissin here, PAWWWWWWL…ah toldjyu these golden DO-mers (/cackles at enunciation for some reason) were a buncha lyin’, cheatin’, no good sumbitches. you think cj moseley gawn go on that twitter and cry bout some pussy? HIIEEEELLLL NO. saban’d cuttis ass quicker…wait, this kid’s a gay? alabama’s just too fine a program for some of them queers to play on and that’s all’ahm gawn say…roll tahde.

I dont, at all. He appears as though he made up a dead GF to garner sympathy, raise his profile, and boost his draft status. Fuck him.

I don’t know. He’s still pretty much a kid, kids are retarded and do stupid shit, and it appears he comes from a batshit family as well. Really don’t know what to say. But comparing this to a holocaust denier is retarded.

Also fuck Tim Burke
/But not for this story, which is amazing

I think he’s gay, whatever. But I’d bet he fakes being straight until his career is over. Been done plenty of times before in the NFL.

…and I think Teebz is gay. I say we at least start their relationship off as a blind item on TBL.

Awesome.

On the day his grandmother dies he shifts the focus to his non-existent girlfriend?

lisk – Where Players That Made Up Stories About Their Dead GF’s Were Drafted

TBL – as a michigan/ND fan, im outraged/outraged.

Tim Ryan – /stress eats

Duffy – please rip him a new one, duffman. youll do it justice.

You’re short lame and unfunny, Spencer

Hey Lisk/Mcintyre/Duffy – let’s get a post on this ridiculous Teo story, no?

lisk – Where Players That Made Up Stories About Their Dead GF’s Were Drafted

TBL – as a michigan/ND fan, im outraged/outraged.

Tim Ryan – /stress eats

Duffy – please rip him a new one, duffman. youll do it justice.

Yeah, it’s definitely the move, gay or not. Plus if he’s straight he could get ‘cured’ by some paster and win all the red states.

He’ll still be that fancy boy that couldn’t stop Lacy to them.

/Spencer can give you a quote from a sports talk caller in Alabama

True story: I would pay good money to see David Irving kicked in the junk by the ghost of Eli Wiesel.