Manti Te’o's Dead Girlfriend Was a Hoax According to Deadspin [Update: Notre Dame Claims Te'o The Victim]
Manti Te’o's dead girlfriend may not have ever existed. Timothy Burke and Jack Dickey of Deadspin published a long look at the supposed relationship between Notre Dame’s Heisman-candidate linebacker, Manti Te’o and his deceased girlfriend, Lennay Kekua. This is the craziest, most amazing, unbelievable, insane story you will read today. You have to go read the entire thing for yourself, but the gist of it is that Kekua never existed and all the details of her car accident, sickness, death and relationship with Te’o were fabricated. Te’o's family never met Kekua and some people insist Te’o was involved in the hoax. If this is true … Wow. Catfish…
[Deadspin]
Update: Notre Dame’s official statement.
On Dec. 26, Notre Dame coaches were informed by Manti Te’o and his parents that Manti had been the victim of what appears to be a hoax in which someone using the fictitious name Lennay Kekua apparently ingratiated herself with Manti and then conspired with others to lead him to believe she had tragically died of leukemia. The University immediately initiated an investigation to assist Manti and his family in discovering the motive for and nature of this hoax. While the proper authorities will continue to investigate this troubling matter, this appears to be, at a minimum, a sad and very cruel deception to entertain its perpetrators.

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January 16th, 2013 at 5:01 PM
Can we just port over the comments from last thread?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:01 PM
Literally the craziest goddamn thing ever.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:03 PM
Just read it…insane.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:04 PM
Seriously… how long till we at least get a “the truth will come out, don’t believe everything you read” tweet from te’o's twitter?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:04 PM
Francesa on it now – must be YUGGE
January 16th, 2013 at 5:04 PM
I’M THE MOTHA FUCKING PO-LICE. KING KONG AIN’T GOT SHIT ON ME!
January 16th, 2013 at 5:05 PM
Awesome hoax that gets way out of control and beyond anything you can call off. Gonna tarnish that ultra religious sheen but he will be fine.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:05 PM
Take a look at Thayer Evans Heisman ballot –
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/football/ncaa/12/07/SI-heisman-trophy-votes/index.html
January 16th, 2013 at 5:06 PM
followed by a deleted account.
my favorite denial/excuse is Rob Parker’s “I was taken out of context” spiel. no, mothafucka, the entire context of your comments is on video and was presented in full.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:06 PM
Football is the best sport to be a shithead, wifebeater, or anything else. You don’t get nearly the interaction you do with fans in the NBA or MLB. No one is really going to be able to shout anything at you.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:07 PM
Now if it comes out he threatened to “end” somebody if they exposed this then we have a story. Good timing for Lance Armstrong and Oprah? They gotta be pissed right?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:07 PM
how much did the irish know? bc brian kelly gave the game ball after one of the wins to the dying gf
January 16th, 2013 at 5:07 PM
Gonna tarnish that ultra religious sheen but he will be fine.
Umm, he used the death of a fake girlfriend to gain Heisman votes, that’s not tarnish, that is kinda fucking evil.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:07 PM
Alright CRM, time to start a poll on likely outcomes (apology, playing the victim, coming out)
January 16th, 2013 at 5:08 PM
Gottlieb is currenty talking with one of the authors. http://betaplayer.radio.com/player/cbs-sports-radio
January 16th, 2013 at 5:08 PM
Seriously… how long till we at least get a “the truth will come out, don’t believe everything you read” tweet from te’o’s twitter?
Remember the semi-pro QB in New York who was caught molesting a corpse in a hospital morgue (where he worked part-time as a technician)? I seem to recall one of his friends saying exactly the same thing right after that hit the news.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:08 PM
@bubbaprog should shout that denzel line i quoted. Get on the tallest building and beat his chest
January 16th, 2013 at 5:08 PM
…and he can’t tackle NFL talent. Forgot that part.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:08 PM
You gotta figure this is just some name mixup, right? I mean if not thats some weird and wild shit.
I believe we determined in the Oregon thread that he’s got the ghey.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:09 PM
He’s still a first/second round pick though, right?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:09 PM
but he will be fine.
no. like to know what nfl scouting folks think of him now
January 16th, 2013 at 5:09 PM
Lance Armstrong – hero for a day
January 16th, 2013 at 5:10 PM
Manti wanted a beard.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:10 PM
So by this being outed as a hoax, the non-existent girlfriend is … being killed again?!
Hey, maybe the whole Declan Sullivan thing was a hoax, too!
January 16th, 2013 at 5:10 PM
Manti wanted a beard.
My first thought.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:10 PM
If you’re desperate for a guy who was exposed in the title game
January 16th, 2013 at 5:11 PM
Good timing for Teo. The Armstrong saga dwarfs any news college football could have possibly created. Great timing for Oprah. This is a story built right up her alley.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:11 PM
Te’o: “I got caught up in prank my friend started, and was too embarrassed to discontinue it”
Press: “That’s not really a good defense of your actions, you scammed a lot of people”
Te’o: “Didn’t you see us vs. Alabama? What do I know about good defense?”
/gets drafted by the Jaguars
January 16th, 2013 at 5:11 PM
Those asshole Sandy Hook truthers should go after Te’O instead
January 16th, 2013 at 5:11 PM
Is that Tuiosasopo dude his “partner”? Well played to them.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:11 PM
Lance Armstrong – hero for a day
If Lance isn’t sending a fruit basket to Manti Te’O's house right now then he fucking should be.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:11 PM
Goddamit, now i goota listen to sports talk radio on the way home. Knowing the Common Man here in Columbus, they’ll be talking about WWF or something. Fuck.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:12 PM
Seems apropos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g196vURUDo
January 16th, 2013 at 5:12 PM
Ronda Rousey
January 16th, 2013 at 5:12 PM
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE TIM BURKE?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:12 PM
I was wrong on this not gaining traction. This will be awesome. Where’s Hernia????
January 16th, 2013 at 5:12 PM
Not related, but I have Holiday Road stuck in my head.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:13 PM
im reposting this here because i enjoyed writing it so much…
January 16th, 2013 at 5:13 PM
lance, sandusky, te’o, HOF votes….banner 18 months for sports
January 16th, 2013 at 5:13 PM
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE TIM BURKE?
I could tell you why I hate Martha Burk. Got nothing against Tim though.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:13 PM
You don’t have to kill this fictitious girl in the shadow of your grandmother’s real death.
If you want to end a fake relationship just say “we broke up”…hell, since she’s fake “Bitch stepped out on me. Manti ain’t got time for that.”
January 16th, 2013 at 5:13 PM
The one article that comes to mind why I don’t like Burke was him going on and on about why Musberger was out of line. This coming from the site that published the Hulkster fucking Heather Clem illegally and betraying Jenn Sterger with the Favre dick picks.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:14 PM
PAY THE PLAYERS!
January 16th, 2013 at 5:14 PM
Id pay to watch her and gina carano “fight”
January 16th, 2013 at 5:14 PM
everyone hates that bitch with the sonic the hedgehog haircut.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:14 PM
No NFL team is going to hold this against the guy. Its genius. They’ll probably want to move him into the front office immediately. They value evil.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:14 PM
I never heard of Tim Burke until kind of recently, but I’ve never had a problem with him. He’s coming strong still on that radio link, he’s doing a good job.
They had the Sarah Phillips hit, any other big stories to come through Deadspin?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:14 PM
Lebatard is supposed to have one of the authors on in about half an hour as well.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:14 PM
cause he’s bald?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:14 PM
I enjoyed reading it both times.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:14 PM
Then go back to pounding that fine Tuiasosopo ass.
/Coop’d
January 16th, 2013 at 5:14 PM
They value evil.
Damn, you’re right.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:15 PM
I’m cool with the Lions taking him in the 5th round.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:15 PM
bitch better have my honey.
/high fives YYSA
January 16th, 2013 at 5:15 PM
Thats what I was thinking. Better to keep you beards living and breathing and real people though.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:16 PM
Forgot the Favre stuff. Still should have had a bet on how long till ESPN has the story. I’m guessing a footnote late tonight?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:16 PM
/clicks YYSA link
//needs a moment
January 16th, 2013 at 5:16 PM
Right, this is a results league. They don’t give a shit whether you kill people driving drunk like Leonard Little or Stallworth or allegedly rape multiple girls while being a Super Bowl winning QB, as long as you can play. But wow, this doesn’t look good at all for him.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:17 PM
Looks like we are going with “victim of internet GF”
January 16th, 2013 at 5:17 PM
Meh, this is a good story, but not great.
/Queefer’d
January 16th, 2013 at 5:17 PM
I think Miz is going to need a new name.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:17 PM
Yes!
January 16th, 2013 at 5:18 PM
The hoax is pretty bullshit though, since he said he met her and parents said she flew to Hawai’i to see him. He better not get away with that shit.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:19 PM
try the poi, mahalo.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:19 PM
mizerle06 is sarah phillips is lennay kekua
January 16th, 2013 at 5:19 PM
But he still has quotes about meeting her…and doing stuff with her…he propagated lies to the media about a relationship.
Dude was in on it.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:19 PM
My account was hacked!?!?!?! Sorry.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:20 PM
I believe T’eo’s motivation was that he didn’t want a real girlfriend to get slobbered on by Brent Musberger
January 16th, 2013 at 5:20 PM
flawless victory.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:20 PM
Fingerbang?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:20 PM
Alabama hurts him more than this story
January 16th, 2013 at 5:20 PM
Right, this is a results league.
Can’t tackle NFL talent.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:21 PM
Te’o to the Bengals
Doubt it. Never liked his game, this won’t help
January 16th, 2013 at 5:22 PM
The hoax is pretty bullshit though, since he said he met her and parents said she flew to Hawai’i to see him. He better not get away with that shit.
“But he’s just a kid”.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:22 PM
Yea, he was def in on this.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:23 PM
MLBGT?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:23 PM
bengals won’t draft te’o…they got burfict.
/real talk
January 16th, 2013 at 5:23 PM
Best part of the story is he thought he could get away with it.
“I’m dumb, even by football player standards, but I can definitely hoax the country…playing for ND won’t bring more scrutiny”
January 16th, 2013 at 5:24 PM
-Boodock Saints
January 16th, 2013 at 5:24 PM
The hoax is pretty bullshit though, since he said he met her and parents said she flew to Hawai’i to see him.
All of this.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:24 PM
If Te’o wasn’t in on this, he is the dumbest motherfucker alive.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:26 PM
bengals won’t draft te’o…they got burfict.
Exactly. They don’t need another prospect with “character issues”.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:26 PM
if you can’t trust the mormon at a catholic institution, who can ya trust?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:26 PM
Devil’s advocate:
The razor sharp focus required to pull this off as long as he did will behoove his NFL career. It’s the Lance Armstrong theory
January 16th, 2013 at 5:27 PM
MLBGT?
What does the Lesbian, Bisexual, Gay, and Transgender organization have to do with Miz?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:28 PM
if you can’t trust the mormon at a catholic institution, who can ya trust?
Even though he’s not Catholic I think Te’o should have to go to confession and then his penance should be to lick clean Touchdown Jesus while the entire school watches.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:29 PM
That was the sarcasm. Bengals known for poor character. Plus people thought Burfict couldn’t play
January 16th, 2013 at 5:30 PM
Exactly. They don’t need another prospect with “character issues”.
That was the sarcasm. Bengals known for poor character. Plus people thought Burfict couldn’t play
Mine was also sarcasm, given the fact that Burfict worked out pretty nicely for the Bengals.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:30 PM
Not one of these “journalists” who did stories on Te’o thought to call “Lennay Kekua” or her family?
American journalistic standards everybody!
January 16th, 2013 at 5:30 PM
Funny to look at the stuff people are saying to Brandon McCarthy after he tweeted about the story.
Same with Will Middlebrooks earlier in the day after a fairly innocuous tweet about gun control.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:31 PM
tom hammond for no reason!
January 16th, 2013 at 5:31 PM
EVERYTHING
January 16th, 2013 at 5:32 PM
That’s actually the nickname they gave Raghib Ismail.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:32 PM
I thought his tweets about flying back after she died and going necro on her – those were in poor taste.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:32 PM
I assume that’s a joke…
January 16th, 2013 at 5:32 PM
I thought the same thing. They have quotes from her too…How did Manti get away with that? Just use a high pitched voice on the phone?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:32 PM
Sorrow eating at the nearest Golden Corral
January 16th, 2013 at 5:33 PM
Agh. My bad. Some reason I read that as you talking about the people at Deadspin who did the story.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:34 PM
There are rumblings that they might replace him with Dan Hicks full time next season…would be painful to lose America’s #1 Lesbian-Looking Man from television
January 16th, 2013 at 5:34 PM
ND response.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:34 PM
I hope he wore his sweats.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:34 PM
Notre Dame’s statement is the most glaring omission of guilt since the MLBPA HOF release
January 16th, 2013 at 5:35 PM
SHUT IT ALL THE WAY DOWN
January 16th, 2013 at 5:35 PM
Not surprisingly, nothing on the ESPN main page yet.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:36 PM
I get enough of Fake Jim Nantz during golf
January 16th, 2013 at 5:36 PM
For those who don’t twitter… our own CRM with a gem
January 16th, 2013 at 5:37 PM
ND response.
The plot thickens….
Kind of looks like ND is setting this up to be where Te’O was the victim, which I suppose is possible still. But if he talks about her going to Hawaii to visit him, then that by itself seems to indicate that he had an active role in this.
So I guess what I’m saying is I’m glad Alabama won the National Championship.
/feels dirty
January 16th, 2013 at 5:37 PM
The ND statement makes me now think they hid a ton of shit on that scissor lift thing. What assholes.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:38 PM
For those who don’t twitter… our own CRM with a gem
@CRM_Stephen: Manti Te’o wasn’t missing tackles in the National Championship, he was hugging his girlfriend.
Bravo, Stephen. Bravo.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:38 PM
The hoax giveaway should’ve been a Hawaiian student at Stanford
/I kid
January 16th, 2013 at 5:38 PM
January 16th, 2013 at 5:39 PM
His only defense is that if you have an internet gf, you don’t SAY she’s an internet gf.
Also: What kind of internet gf dies right after your grandmother dies. Cold-hearted bitch.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:39 PM
Nothing on espn front page but at least Joe Schad is tweeting about it
January 16th, 2013 at 5:40 PM
anyone buying the spin from ND? doesn’t add up.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:41 PM
Another Tom Rinaldi slurp piece gone wrong. I’m waiting for the Ray Lewis miraculous injury recovery piece this week, only for Ray’s PED use to leak months later
January 16th, 2013 at 5:41 PM
His only defense is that if you have an internet gf, you don’t SAY she’s an internet gf.
Agreed. At best this makes Te’O look extremely naive and as experienced with girls as Tebow. Come to think of it, Tebow at least takes pictures with actual girls, Te’O hasn’t even accomplished that much.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:41 PM
No, it doesn’t add up. Though again, maybe he was embarrassed. But that’s a hell of a stretch with everything else going on.
Plus, if it’s a hoax, you sue the SHIT (and possibly beat the SHIT) out of the dude who scammed you. So if he doesn’t sue, that is an admission of guilt to me.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:41 PM
I think they should just let Lou Holtz speak.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:41 PM
Looks bad that Notre Dame found out on 12/26 and nothing was said publicly…
January 16th, 2013 at 5:42 PM
NBC Sports is all over this.
/no they are not.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:42 PM
By far my favorite story of my lifetime.
Manti Te’o is Heisenberg.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:43 PM
Plus, if it’s a hoax, you sue the SHIT (and possibly beat the SHIT) out of the dude who scammed you. So if he doesn’t sue, that is an admission of guilt to me.
Agree again.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:43 PM
Seriously Wallace, this is going to be the gift that keeps fucking giving forever. There will be an inordinate amount of +1s given out of the next few days.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:43 PM
Who knew a catholic institution would perpetuate lies about death?
Total bullshit I didn’t finalize that Manti And The Real Girl Te’o bet with HuskerDawg.
Forgot this.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:43 PM
Fixed
January 16th, 2013 at 5:44 PM
Nah. I don’t think so. They don’t want to be distraction, with Heisman stuff, plus they were probably trying to figure out what was going on.
I just wonder if ND was told it was a hoax (eg lied to by Te’o), or if they are in on it covering it up.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:45 PM
Manti Te’o is Heisenberg.
We have a winner.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:46 PM
Does the Reba girl have any legal recourse if she so desires and doesn’t turn out to be full of it?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:46 PM
Lennay Kekua is an anagram for Anal Nuke Key. That is all.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:47 PM
Is sportsgal a notre dame hater? One of her salvos would be very entertaining
January 16th, 2013 at 5:47 PM
Does anybody know the first news orginization that ran the dead girlfriend story?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:48 PM
Nah. Points off for no mention of the original Heisenberg, Keyser Söze.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:48 PM
I suppose…but what do you sue for? Manti was complicit in his actions toward the press (obviously lying for his gain). So he was talking to a dude that lied.
“Tell me about it”
/Eddie Murphy
//Ronaldhino
January 16th, 2013 at 5:48 PM
I would greatly appreciate an appearance by Senator Jersey in this troubled times.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:48 PM
I believe Joe Paterno didnt know the term sodomy more than ND’s excuse/statement
January 16th, 2013 at 5:49 PM
Quite the opposite
Good quesiton, how did this start? Did Te’o himself say something to the media or to the team who relayed it to the media? This is so weird
January 16th, 2013 at 5:49 PM
Hey, you left out helping to cover up the murders of two people with threats and disposal of evidence!
January 16th, 2013 at 5:50 PM
I think the senator is having his people take care of the douchebag
January 16th, 2013 at 5:50 PM
Rae Carruth wishes his girlfriend was an internet hoax.
/too much?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:50 PM
Points to you for working in the first ever umlat in the TBL comments section.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:50 PM
What a story to drop on her birthday! How perfct
January 16th, 2013 at 5:50 PM
There will be an inordinate amount of +1s given out of the next few days.
Yep
“Tell me about it”
/Eddie Murphy
//Ronaldhino
January 16th, 2013 at 5:51 PM
I love me some hoaxes.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:51 PM
Come now, Notre Dame cover something up? Next you’d have us believe that rape-suicides and intern murders were swept under thr rug!
January 16th, 2013 at 5:52 PM
It was a copy-paste, unfortunately, so I’ll split them with you. I am not that ambitious.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:52 PM
SHUT IT DOWN
January 16th, 2013 at 5:52 PM
Nd should have crisis pr down by now
January 16th, 2013 at 5:53 PM
Did the realization of the whole pack of lies come to Deadspin as they sat on the shitter reading Whitman?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:53 PM
I think Deadspin sourced as many links as possible. I don’t know how you write a story like that wanting to do due diligence, but being afraid of getting scooped and rushing it out.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:54 PM
assuming that Te’o is the victim here, what’s he going to sue for? damaged pride? was he blackmailed into having a fake girlfriend? What did the alleged perp have to gain by making Te’o pretend he had a dearly departed girlfriend?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:55 PM
If this happens, everyone don raincoats for protection from the slobber.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:55 PM
http://audio.wgr550.com/a/64902446/10-17-notre-dame-lb-manti-te-o-on-the-jim-rome-show.htm
Skip to the 4:30 mark, there’s no way he wasn’t in on this.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:55 PM
assuming that Te’o is the victim here, what’s he going to sue for? damaged pride? was he blackmailed into having a fake girlfriend? What did the alleged perp have to gain by making Te’o pretend he had a dearly departed girlfriend?
Could he argue slander? Or perhaps if not in criminal court, could he sue in civil court for defamation of character and lost wages due to his draft stock dropping?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:56 PM
I wonder if you can press charges? I’m sure there is some way to sue or cause some problem.
The problem with that of course is what Babar said. He played up the lie and went with it, and it all comes crumbling down. At least threaten to sue though. Make us at least WANT to believe you.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:56 PM
If he helped perpetrate the thing by giving false details of the “relationship,” he cannot be the victim.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:57 PM
Not as much as his retarded son wishes the justice system wasn’t a hoax.
/2018 projected release
January 16th, 2013 at 5:57 PM
Also, has Teo’s dad blackballed Deadspin yet?
January 16th, 2013 at 5:58 PM
THITH ITH AN ABTHOLUTE DITHGRATHE. WHAT A THAD, THAD DAY. YOURE A REAL ATHHOLE, MARK MAY. BACK TO YOU REETHE.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:59 PM
Deadspin is by far the best sports blog when it comes this investigative type stuff. They have the a lot of leeway and can take their time because who’s going to scoop them? Not any of the mainstream sites. This blog and 95 percent of the sports blogosphere wouldn’t ever run something like that due to a) not wanting to put in th leg work, B) any legal hassle or C) rather writing about the Jets Strength and conditioning coach.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:59 PM
Nah, it was her brother that told him. Doesn’t mean he was in on it, from what he said. He didn’t say anything that couldn’t have come from an ‘internet’ relationship, and stuff he was told.
Though if he was the victim, who was the girl who perpetrated it? He fell asleep to someone on the phone…
January 16th, 2013 at 6:00 PM
+ 2 screen passes for “Te’o And The Real Girl” staring Dwayne Johnson the Samoan answer to Ryan Gosling.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:01 PM
I’m not saying you are wrong DeuxEx, just saying that based on what he says in that interview, there’s nothing that is explicitly a lie he told knowing it was a lie.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:01 PM
This is real journalsim.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:01 PM
Te’o story is on the sportscenter rundown.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:02 PM
Apparently Te’o didn’t realize his gf was just a program. Deja Vu.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:02 PM
I still can’t process how insane this is.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:03 PM
I still appreciate the efforts put in trying to bring down UNC basketball…little did we know Roy Williams was planning on doing that himself
January 16th, 2013 at 6:03 PM
This is the money quote as far as I’m concerned that shows Te’o or at the very least Te’o's dad is in on it.
So either his dad just made that up and was in on the scam or Manti told him that. Don’t think it can be construed any other way. Also, the dad seems like a real dick so I wouldn’t put it past him to set up his son so he would get more notoriety.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:04 PM
Pete Thamel is such a douchecanoe.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:05 PM
That’s definitely a damning quote they’d have to work around to come up with any sort of plausible explanation for being the victim.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:05 PM
I am so confused.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:05 PM
The important lesson in this Notre Dame story is that the pivotal female character is a virgin
January 16th, 2013 at 6:06 PM
Is there any victim? Dumbass heisman voter that would vote based on sympathy? SI? Non fact checking reporters? Who am I missing? Somebody’s wife he threatened when she was going to blow the lid?
January 16th, 2013 at 6:07 PM
Early reports that she left Te’o for Casper The Friendly Ghost remain unconfirmed.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:07 PM
I really want to see a list of Te’o quotes to see what he said that was deliberately a lie (maybe father exaggerated stuff, but what did Te’o actually say). That audio link is really stuff he might have believed had he just been a very gullible victim.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:10 PM
So Te’o is gay op something? Because there’s no way he’d be dumb enough to do this for ‘publicity’, right? Nothing makes sense.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:10 PM
Agreed. Everything i’ve seen has been said by other people or Te’o says “we talked on the phone, “met via Twitter” etc etc. Would really have to comb through Te’o interviews to see if he ever said “We met up at blah blah blah.”
January 16th, 2013 at 6:11 PM
Manti is no victim.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:16 PM
Wallace, he did interviews after games saying he intercepted balls for her and shit. He went so deep into his own lie he probably believed it.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:16 PM
This story proves that anything in life is possible. There may not even be a Steve McNair killer out there.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:16 PM
The girl whose photo they used. His dying grandmother being a sideshow to his fake lady.
No one really…but you don’t need a victim to have a hoax expose one’s insanity.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:17 PM
I personally can’t see Te’o being completely innocent hoax victim, but I’m really interested in how this unfolds. Sadly, if he just ignores it all, it might go away without all the answers.
I WANT ANSWERS
January 16th, 2013 at 6:17 PM
Breaking: Katherine Webb Has A Penis!
January 16th, 2013 at 6:18 PM
You haven’t met TBL reporter Richard Jones.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:18 PM
I’d like to strike that from the record.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:19 PM
Again, that isn’t mutually exclusive from him possibly being a victim. He could have really ‘fallen in love’ with some girl he never met, talked to over the internet, and really been heartbroken when she ‘died’ and even more distraught now. I want to see where he lied in saying something verifiable. The father easily could have said stuff just to keep the fact his son had an internet gf from coming out.
I mean hey, it’s still more realistic than Collin Klein’s love story.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:20 PM
Maybe not…I don’t know…fuck grammar.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:20 PM
why?
January 16th, 2013 at 6:21 PM
Wait a second…and I’m just thinking out loud….Boomer Esiason’s kid doesn’t seem sick at all?
January 16th, 2013 at 6:22 PM
Agreed Babar the girl whose photo they jacked is a victim. Grandma not so much.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:23 PM
Only thing that comes to mind is intentional infliction of emotional distress. Not really sure if it’s applicable but convincing someone that he has a girlfriend and then telling him she’s dead seems like it would fit. Of course I don’t believe he wasn’t involved, but whatever.
lol
January 16th, 2013 at 6:23 PM
Agreed Babar the girl whose photo they jacked is a victim. Grandma not so much.
So can she sue…someone? They falsely used her image. We need more lawyers around here.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:24 PM
Boomer had him vaccinated for a sob story?
January 16th, 2013 at 6:25 PM
Can’t wait till there’s an autism vaccine… then what will Jenny McCarthy do?
January 16th, 2013 at 6:27 PM
“I just think a player who can’t keep his imaginary girlfriend alive lacks focus and grit” – Mel Kiper
January 16th, 2013 at 6:29 PM
Te’o's statement is out and he thanks his “family” for their support.
Uh, the same family that lied that you were hanging out with your girlfriend? Or the same family you lied to about hanging out with your girlfriend?
January 16th, 2013 at 6:29 PM
Either the South Bend Tribune got this scoop from Tuiasosopo which makes no sense. Why would they contact this guy? or Teo was in on it.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:32 PM
It’s part of “A Dumb Guys Guide To Crisis Management”. Keywords: family, god, school, heart, integrity. Just string ‘em together in some form and somebody is bound to believe
January 16th, 2013 at 6:33 PM
Their stares got pleasantly tangled, then Manti Te’o extended his hand to the stranger with a warm smile and soulful eyes.
Sounds like a quote right out of a Wal-Mart romance novel. I need some mouthwash. To get the taste of vomit out of my mouth.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:33 PM
Fantastic point from a link on twitter…
His girlfriend’s twitter profile had a picture of a girl he had clearly never met.
He was in on it the whole time.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:36 PM
On second thought I’m back to no victims. You put a photo on the web its fair game. Hell instagram will sell that shit.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:38 PM
No victims needed…still a great story of a stupid stupid man.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:39 PM
From now on I am going to need social security numbers and DNA samples before I jack off online in front of you guys.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:40 PM
Yeah… there’s a lot of unanswered questions. I still WANT to give the benefit of the doubt, but I really tried to believe Paterno had no knowledge of Sandusky, and look where that got me.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:41 PM
Ah fuck. On third thought the subscribers of SI are the victims. Being sold some ol’ bullshit reporting should be a crime. ND paper is free.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:46 PM
With Paterno you could always hang your hat on senility. I suppose this could be something like that “Catfish” scenario and that Te’o made up details to other people because he was embarrassed to be having a relationship with someone he never actually met. Hell “How I Met Your Mother” had a whole episode about making up a back story because they were embarrassed about meeting online. So yes, you can still hold out hope but the Vegas odds have swung violently to the “He was in on it” position.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:46 PM
Francesa knew better:
“Puhtahno was moah powaful than tha guvahna. He knew.”
January 16th, 2013 at 9:55 PM
I smell fraud and fried catfish. Deadspin rocked this story. Was on the cusp of 1st round after getting steamrolled by Lacy. Definitely drops to the second round now.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:24 PM
Did they ever cyber?