Comments on: ESPN’s “Manti Te’o's Girlfriend Did Not Exist” Graphic Will be Tough to Top

By: DemBones (Illegitimi non carborundum)

DemBones (Illegitimi non carborundum) — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 02:59:22 +0000

Teo’s human and he needs to be loved, just like everybody else does.

By: maise

maise — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 02:41:39 +0000

how soon is now?

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 02:38:51 +0000

ESPN is in whole hog on the Teo spin cycle. “He was the victim of a hoax.” The lede of their main story is not the story itself but the Notre Dame take on it.

What a load of shit.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 02:29:19 +0000

Ken Jennings, that jeopardy big winner guy had a great tweet about no longer being the most famous mormon who made up a fake girlfriend in college

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 02:27:14 +0000

a gay Mormon Samoan

I’m waiting for the “walked into a bar” part. Where’s the rest of the joke?

Bartender told him to get the fuck out?

By: DemBones (Illegitimi non carborundum)

DemBones (Illegitimi non carborundum) — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 02:24:37 +0000

Fake Internet girlfriends, doping one-testicled, cancer survivor cyclists…can’t make this shit up if you tried.

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 02:18:14 +0000

I’m having a hard time believing the conspiracy theory about a gay Mormon Samoan playing football at the nation’s most respected Catholic university and using a convoluted fake girlfriend hoax to hide his sexual orientation only for that to blow up right before the combine and not at any other time in the past prior to the USC game, Heisman ceremony, or National Title game. And I believe the Nazis dropped the World Trade Center and that Obama is secretly the president of the NRA.

By: MP III

MP III — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 02:12:56 +0000

Keep firing, assholes!

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 02:08:12 +0000

When will then be now?

Sooooon.

By: Mantis Toboggan

Mantis Toboggan — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 02:07:58 +0000

We will never know if Lennay Kekua gave Teo great helmet.

By: DemBones (Illegitimi non carborundum)

DemBones (Illegitimi non carborundum) — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 02:03:27 +0000

When will then be now?

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 01:57:04 +0000

I don’t think that’s be proven yet.

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 01:56:57 +0000

Spaceballs are starting to feel like everyday life more and more with each passing day.

What kind of idiot uses 1-2-3-4-5 as their combination?
1-2-3-4-5? That’s the combination to my luggage!