If you don’t, he’ll be sure to remind you of it.

But when will he mud wrestle Ray Ratto?

You’d like that as a fellow fatty.

Ratto is perfectly disgruntled for his appearance. Kills me.

McClain is an assclown of the utmost degree. He was on a local radio show recently to talk about the Texans, instead he brushed off all football questions by basically saying the Texans suck, so why talk about them, then used the air time to promote a movie he is in with Paris Hilton. No lie. I forget the name of the movie but it takes place during Spring Break.

He’s in Springbreakers.

The Walrus goes to Arby’s- The spring break misadventures of a fat assplug and a droopy meat curtain whore!

He was at his worse during the whole “Should the Texans take Reggie Bush or Vince Young” draft year. Every time the Texans sent out indications that they were still thinking of taking Bush (at least of course until they settled on Mario Williams) McClain would write a new column talking about how this new piece of information was only further evidence that the Texans were in fact still taking Vince Young.

John McClain Was Asleep On Air

That should be known as a Francesa, no?

But when will he mud wrestle Ray Ratto?

You’d like that as a fellow fatty.

What if it’s a really sweet zinger, though?

Yeah he is pretty terrible. And arrogant. Bit of a name dropper, too. Also looks like a walrus.

You could be a Browns fan describing Mike Holmgren with this description.

Yeah he is pretty terrible. And arrogant. Bit of a name dropper, too. Also looks like a walrus.

Just to be clear, I am talking about John McClain, not John McClane or John McCain.