Denver Mayor Loses Bet, But Will Not Perform Ray Lewis Dance Due to Injury
Denver Mayor Michael Hancock did one of those dumb mayoral bets that always happens with these sporting contests. He was going to have to do the Ray Lewis dance; his counterpart Stephanie Rawlings-Blake was going to light up the Baltimore’s Washington Monument in blue and orange if the Ravens lost to the Broncos.
Denver was a 9.5 point favorite and had won eleven in a row, so Hancock probably laughed about the possibility of gyrating like a fool. Not anymore. Now that it is time to pay up, the mayor has come down with an injury at a Stock Show (of course, because, Denver). He has a strained quad. If you suffer and injury and can’t do a dance, you are officially old. Pretty sure I just strained my quad writing this.
[photo via zimbio.com]
Related:Â Baltimore Marriott Waterfront Has Ray Lewis Dance Laser Show [Video]

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January 15th, 2013 at 7:05 PM
I’m waiting patiently for a reaction to the Chargers coaching hire. Did I already miss that post or is that coming up tomorrow?
January 15th, 2013 at 7:12 PM
McCoy moves zero needles
January 15th, 2013 at 7:15 PM
“I tear my quad all the time! I tore my quad this morning! And I’m still here!” – Kurt Angle
January 15th, 2013 at 7:30 PM
Would have been funnier had this sentence just ended right there.
“If the Broncos win, you all have to send us some prime Maryland rock crabs, and if you guys win, we’ll send you a shitload of dope”
January 15th, 2013 at 7:31 PM
This is a real thing. Fuck.
January 15th, 2013 at 7:39 PM
Shoulda traded weed for some of that WMD.
January 15th, 2013 at 8:02 PM
/tries Ray Lewis dance
//strains groinage
///Lisk, right as usual
January 15th, 2013 at 8:48 PM
get down with some of that intergalactic funk.
January 15th, 2013 at 9:22 PM
How about some Medical Marijuana, Mayor Hancock?
January 15th, 2013 at 9:34 PM
long live the mayoruana herbie hancock! doobies for everyone!
January 15th, 2013 at 10:38 PM
TBL I know you love college basketball so please post this in the roundup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz4V1QQD7NU
January 15th, 2013 at 11:07 PM
The only thing stupider than these bets between mayors of competing cities are the school principals who kiss a pig or sleep on the school roof if the kids read enough books.