Roundup: Denard Robinson Moves to Receiver, Video of Every Johnny Manziel Touchdown & a Graphic Skateboarding Broken Bone Injury
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Oregon 70, Arizona 66. The Wildcats are no longer unbeaten. Kyle Singler’s brother was crucial for the Ducks. [Oregonian]
The big business of college football. [Fiscal Times]
After RG3′s injury, the 49ers are worried about playing Justin Smith against the Packers. [SF Gate]
Portland 92, Miami 90. LeBron’s 54-game streak of 20-point games is over. He was held to 15 points, 10 rebounds, nine assists. [Sun-Sentinel]
Here’s the Australian Open draw. [SI]
Denard Robinson will play receiver at the Senior Bowl. Welcome to the world of slot receivers! [Detroit News]
A day in the life of the Drexel basketball coaches. The author’s dad is the associate head coach. [Rush the Court]
Reggie Miller is a hit as a TV broadcaster? I was unaware. [Indy Star]
St. Francis High in Buffalo has become quite the pipeline to the NFL. [Buffalo News]
If you have followed the careers of Rasheed Wallace and Jerry Stackhouse, you’ll greatly enjoy this. [Grantland]
Baseball has suspended one of the Houston Astros’ best prospects 50 games for another failed drug test. [ESPN]
One guy’s thoughts on Manti Te’o's NFL draft stock after the Alabama disaster. [NFL.com]
All 47 of the touchdowns Johnny Manziel scored last season for the Aggies. Got eight minutes to burn? [via Keggs and Eggs]
The most graphic skateboarding injury I’ve ever seen. [via Adam]
This is a creative as hell way to propose to your girlfriend. [via Hot Clicks]
This is disgusting, and may make you vomit, but watch a worm crawl out of a dead spider. I could barely get through :30 of this. [via Cartmaniak]
- Buffalo Bills Fan Has O.J. Simpson Mug Shot Tattoo on His Thigh
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- Premier League: What Each Club Should Prioritize in the Summer
- Footage of Kelly Tripucka Unveiling the Original Teal Charlotte Hornets’ Uniforms in 1988 is Breathtaking [Video]
- NFL Coaches Using Microsoft Tablets on the Sidelines in the Future Should Lead to Advances in Clock Management and Strategy
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January 11th, 2013 at 8:11 AM
Round up girl is spicy!
January 11th, 2013 at 8:11 AM
I’d want him on the Falcons as a slot WR/PR guy. Dude is electric. He’s just not a QB. Good for him not being a diva like Tebow and recognizing that.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:13 AM
The Texas A&M-Bama game is going to be so badass next year.
Damn. Novak should cruise to the Final. And a Murray-Federer semifinal would be the tits.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:13 AM
Did not who this girl was. Googled and my eyes were opened.
Roundup pic fixed for accuracy
/Team Brunette
January 11th, 2013 at 8:14 AM
soused linked to it. Read it. What a jacked-up situation. I almost feel sorry for Lohan.
Put her in the dead pool when she turns 27?
January 11th, 2013 at 8:17 AM
Greatest.Bond.Villain.Ever
January 11th, 2013 at 8:17 AM
Didn’t even click on the vid. Anytime I’m watching a Fail compilation on Youtube and I see a skateboard/bike kid coming into view, I just turn my head and listen for the kid to yell “Owww, fock!” and then I can resume my viewing.
Hate that shit. I can’t believe kids want to film life’s arm/leg/pelvic dislocations.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:27 AM
Damn. With Nuke Hopkins leaving Clemson (expected) Boyd will lose 26 of his 36 TDs next year plus Ellington, their stud WR.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:27 AM
That was hilarious! Marx ain’t the biggest guy, but he has brass cojones.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:28 AM
The Richard Marx story is awesome. Marx clowned that fool.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:28 AM
I’d rather watch that on a loop than see whatever is on the skateboard video (which I won’t watch).
January 11th, 2013 at 8:32 AM
‘Sup.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:33 AM
That writer is a douche. He couldnt come to grips that Richard Marx owned his ass. He had to try to get a dig in at the end.
When I was 10-14 or so, my older sister had a car and took me on a lot of errands and her choice of music: Whitney, Richard Marx, Top Gun Soundtrack, New Edition types among others.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:33 AM
rolled out of bed, forgot to stretch, went to the CPU (well, went to the bathroom and brushed teeth first).
sat at CPU for 90 mins. went downstairs to get OJ. Shook OJ and felt a muscle pull in my neck. it was quick, debilitating feeling, and i just popped some aspirin.
dude, this getting old thing sucks.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:33 AM
Lew’s signature is hilarious. Can’t stop looking at that.
I’m going to hate-watch Girls on Sunday because sometimes I actually think its funny. The episode where her ex turned out to be gay was legitimately hilarious.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:36 AM
BUT WHY IS SHE STANDING LIKE A DICKHEAD?!?!
January 11th, 2013 at 8:37 AM
Coffee story wrap-up, so no one else has to click it – we may have a coffee shortage by the year 2080. As always, predictions of events more than 50 years in the future are highly accurate. I am going out for a ride in my flying car now.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:37 AM
Nobody can convince me that Cartmaniak isn’t James Gandolfini in 8mm. Got that guy unsettles me.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:37 AM
not that anyone cares, but it wasn’t roids, it was weed. the article doesn’t say what his first one was for. sucks for him.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:38 AM
Those are the worst. I’ve noticed an increase in thes ridiculous pulls as I’ve gotten older. I keep threatening to take up Yoga, if only to wear that pants will make my ass look pow! Good roundup.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:42 AM
Natalie Martinez
Best-looking part of Death Race
Denard Robinson will play receiver at the Senior Bowl. Welcome to the world of slot receivers!
He must have seen that Tebow post and thought “That ain’t gonna be me!”
January 11th, 2013 at 8:42 AM
I’ve been sitting at a computer desk for over 20 years now, the disc between my L4-L5 is shot. It really got bad when I tried to exercise/be proactive about it a few years ago and I’ve been to therapy many times.
Hell, my Dad’s a mechanic and been on his feet for over 40 years and still didnt have the shit i got from sitting in a chair!
Computer desk jobs suck!
January 11th, 2013 at 8:42 AM
sat at CPU for 90 mins. went downstairs to get OJ. Shook OJ and felt a muscle pull in my neck. it was quick, debilitating feeling, and i just popped some aspirin.
/nods, decides to hurry down driveway to pick up newspaper, blows out hammy
January 11th, 2013 at 8:42 AM
The only people creepier in this world than Cartmaniak are the people who drink pulp-free OJ.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:42 AM
You get caught smoking weed in baseball and you should be forced to play.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:44 AM
wow, nice job finding a pic of her that looks like lindsay lohan right when she started her coke fueled decline.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:45 AM
Put me in a wood paneled van and make me sell ice cream to kids, because apparently I’m creepy. I love pulp free OJ. Pulp is fucking disgusting.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:45 AM
this sounds a lot like me. I’m at a computer all day, and I can’t work sitting back in my chair so I am always leaning forward. thankfully I don’t have disk problems, just constant knots in my back. working out doesn’t help the cause at all.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:45 AM
Awesome.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:46 AM
Thank you.
/stops chugging what I thought might be Caribou’s last pot of Mahogany.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:46 AM
scripty, agree with all of this. Guy can’t come to grips that he called him out and made him look like a fool in front of his “friends” at the local watering hole.
Love when people start breaking down a musician/group’s songs and if there is deeper meaning/reflection in the song writing. Always go back to the Gene Simmons quote:
Anyone who tells you they got into rock n` roll for reasons other than girls, fame and money is full of shit.
Richard Marx may have not made the most in-depth music, but he got paid, had a great time and got a lot of tail. Hats off to him.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:47 AM
my lower back injury gets inflamed from two things: lifting really heavy things and sitting in front of my computer at work.
i’m really glad my company thinks it’s a good idea to have non ergonomic desks that force you into poor posture.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:48 AM
rob.
chud.
zinski.
fuck.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:48 AM
The hell is a Cartmaniak?
January 11th, 2013 at 8:48 AM
could you imagine seeing the 49ers or the Skins (with a healthy RG3) taking Robinson? That would be scary having him as playmaker in those schemes.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:49 AM
clap
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thud
January 11th, 2013 at 8:49 AM
surely this doesn’t include Tang right?
/team medium pulp
January 11th, 2013 at 8:49 AM
I work at a platform with several computers and monitors and got into an ergo situation that slowly destroyed was wrecking tendons on my shoulders. Keep your feet planted flat on ground at all times is a good placed to start, shoulders back.
Tons of these issues start to having your head leaning forward all day. Be careful.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:49 AM
JMac made you up, didn’t he?
January 11th, 2013 at 8:51 AM
I’m 30 and my lower back is a collection of knots and pain. Cubes and desks and chairs aren’t built for 6-6 people. If I raise the chair high enough so I’m sitting like a normal person, I cant fit my legs under the desk. So I’m constantly hunched over at work. Terrible.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:51 AM
Ha! Missing Michigan Helmet
January 11th, 2013 at 8:51 AM
49ers have Lamichael James, no? Exact same purpose Denard would have.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:51 AM
Spencer, but Norv as the OC!
January 11th, 2013 at 8:52 AM
good point. could add another wrinkle, though. shit, run the oregon offense with all those pieces.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:53 AM
i do like that.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:54 AM
you know who doesn’t have this problem? nick saban. just sayin.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:54 AM
Jason, I’m laughing with you, not at you.
Well, yeah.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:54 AM
Trent Richardson is about to go to work
January 11th, 2013 at 8:54 AM
Chud hire as coach: C
Norv as OC: A
Rumors they are going to go to 3-4: F
January 11th, 2013 at 8:55 AM
cubes aren’t built for people. period.
i’m just surprised companies aren’t more proactive with ergonomic workstations. eventually people will start to miss work from ergo related issues and spending several hundred bucks per person to get ergo attachments seems like a good investment to me.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:56 AM
Oh shit, that’s the chick from Death Race? She’s amazing.
/watch Death Race every time I flip by
January 11th, 2013 at 8:56 AM
not me, im laughing at you. all that bunker and apocalypse gear you got stored up aint gonna mean shit if youre fuckin up your neck shakin’ juice, yo. best learn some krav maga or some shit.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:56 AM
Any Ferrari FF fans? Wasn’t sold on it, but I have a neighbor who has one and it’s growing on me. Dude uses it as a daily driver and I respect the shit out of that.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:56 AM
HIRE MANGINI!
January 11th, 2013 at 8:56 AM
Rob Ryan is available for another turn in CLE
January 11th, 2013 at 8:57 AM
So is Monte Kiffin going to Dallas to work for Mr. Jones?
January 11th, 2013 at 8:57 AM
but isn’t Saban about 5’4″?
/probably missing the point
January 11th, 2013 at 8:57 AM
Is that official? And isn’t Chud (ha!) an offensive coordinator?
Classic Browns, Chud wont make it past December 2014.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:57 AM
both of these are intriguing.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:58 AM
Neighbor owns a Ferrari? Need to add #humblebrag to comments like that.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:58 AM
So when Jason called you he was talking to himself?
January 11th, 2013 at 8:58 AM
Pulp is nasty. Pulp-free any day of the week.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:58 AM
to be fair, they are from the same offensive school of thought. and, i mean, the head coach DOES have other responsibilities you know.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:59 AM
The dude with the funky name CLE just hired has a great offensive background, no? Let it play out, Spencer. Hiring Norv is already a solid start.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:00 AM
Terrible but unsubstantiated rumors that Norv’s son is suppoesd to be the D.C.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:01 AM
Nick Saban is a midget
January 11th, 2013 at 9:02 AM
husker…yea, chud’s offense got DEREK ANDERSON to the pro bowl, so it’s not all bad. but, at the same time, chud’s had about three mediocre to horrible offensive years, so it’s a little concerning. norv being there makes me feel a little better, but it’s seriously the same thing they just fired in pat shurmur, only with a coryell offense instead of a WCO.
and now they’re talking 3-4 after getting a bunch of pieces that are really nice in a 4-3? CMON!!!
chud is DEFINITELY an upgrade over retard pat shurmur tho, and he’s never coached a game. shurmur was just that fucking horrible. god damn i hate that piece of shit, pat shurmur. if he lands on one of yall’s teams, shoot him before his cancer spreads.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:02 AM
I see your spider worm and raise you dolphin brain worms
/click at your own risk
//enjoy your breakfast!
January 11th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
Good to see Alabama letting old guys have a shot at a national title, not just young pups.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
so i guess you could say that you only have great height because you have more inches* than your peers. im not impressed.
*/no homo
January 11th, 2013 at 9:04 AM
If Chud is fired in 2-3 years, it would be a colossal failure of him and the next GM. They developing young talent alone (with Norv as OC) should be able to go 7-9 to 9-7 with ease the next few years.
I am trying to reserve judgement until I get confirmation on the DC hire and what system they running on defense. Norv as OC is going to shred some fools. One more good receiver and a guard that can pull, that offense is set.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:04 AM
I’d wait and see re: CLE goes. They have so much cap space and a new owner who seems to have his shit together. I’d hold off on the panic button until you see how they spend that money.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:04 AM
I try to spend the majority of my work day in meetings. Not only does that help me stay coordinated, it means I can do the bulk of my “desk work” at home, where I have an office with furniture that suits my height. It’s not always successful, but I can feel a difference during weeks with lots of meetings.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:05 AM
Didn’t recognize her in the Roundup pic because it looks pixelated on my screen. Hopefully, its not my eyes.
/getting old
January 11th, 2013 at 9:06 AM
good thing they got $49mm in cap space…gonna need it when it costs an extra 30% to get a free agent to actually come here.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:06 AM
If Chud is fired in 2-3 years, it would be a colossal failure of him and the next GM.
That’s OK. It just means you automatically promote Norv to HC.
/laughs maniacally
January 11th, 2013 at 9:07 AM
good idea.
i may need to start booking meeting rooms at work for my conference calls.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:08 AM
Fuck pulp – colloidal suspensions weren’t made for refreshment.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:08 AM
True, but they aren’t as bad as Joe Fan thinks they are, and the players know that. Obviously selling the city of CLE add an element to it, but rich people live in nice areas in every town, so I always think that’s a bit overrated.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
You would SO not fit in in Maine.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:10 AM
He lives in a 1970′s 1,100 sq foot ranch with a one car garage. There’s a lot of that around here.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:10 AM
no doubt, and im trying not to be all negative and shit…i’ll still support em and hope for the best. i just really thought mcdaniels was the right choice in just about every way…it just worries me that chud’s had a few stinker years thrown in there as OC.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:12 AM
That’s another way to get out of the cube. The downside to all the maneuvering, of course, is that you end up with a ton of work to do at home just to avoid back pain. Seems really wrong.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:12 AM
I was going for a close approximation. Couldn’t find his original quote.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:12 AM
I prefer to have head coaches that dont call plays for this very reason. I would be worried that Norv might not readily accept criticism of his offense from a rookie head coach.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:13 AM
Fuck that noise. You can call me Optimism Prime in 2013. ALL MOTHER FUCKING IN. You should try it.
/Murray 2013!
January 11th, 2013 at 9:14 AM
I will travel about a week each month (2 days here, 3 days there) which is nice because it gets me out of the office, but it’s not too much travel. Sitting in a cube all day blows.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:14 AM
I watched some of that Travel Channel show on the Browns. Shurmur has zero personality. I have no idea how he could ever have impressed someone in an interview.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
please, norv showing backbone? THIS IS NORV TURNER WE’RE TALKING ABOUT!!
January 11th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
The 49ers ranked 32nd in the league offensively when the Packers hired Mike McCarthy away…sometimes a coach can only do so much with what he’s got, get good players and hope for the best
January 11th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
So this is insane.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
/fast forward 2 years
“WE NEVER SHOULDA FIRED SHURMUR! JUST LIKE MANGINI!”
January 11th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
he didnt need to…the holmgren browns were like the ocean’s 11 of football coaches. they all got together and conspired to steal randy lerner’s money, and they got away with it!
January 11th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
youve got me sold.
norv turner’s offense gonna get the rooney’s to start cheating again.
/ALL IN
January 11th, 2013 at 9:17 AM
Air travel? Or vehicle? Stuffing my frame into a plane is worse than a cube.
Driving isn’t too bad, though.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:17 AM
i will NEVER say that. EVER.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:17 AM
Shurmur prolly didnt interview. It was all Bob LaMone having some voodoo over dipshit Holmgren.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:18 AM
i bet mike holmgren can grill a cheese by putting it under his gunt flap.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
I’m so beaten down by 20 years of this shit, that now, if something remotely positive happens, it’s like getting to the Super Bowl. Beat a heavily diminished Steelers team? Fuck yes, I’m shooting guns in the air and chugging Great Lakes Blackout Stout.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
With his own cheese no less
January 11th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
Other than focusing a little too much on the kicker (suppose he was their one Pro Bowler, but still) I found some of that stuff pretty interesting…so much shit goes into getting a football game together, didn’t know teams sent out of a scouting party three days before road games to check out the facilities of their opponent
January 11th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
That’s exactly how I am about the Orioles. Beat the Red Sox in the bottom of the ninth, keeping them from the playoffs? We just won the World Series with 93 losses.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
This might be the most Australia photo ever.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:25 AM
“Quaaaaaaaaaaid! Start the reactorrrrrrr!”
January 11th, 2013 at 9:25 AM
Flights and then site visits where I’ll be walking around as much as sitting down. Get to go to cool places most of the time, too.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:25 AM
If you are drinking pulp free OJ you might as well be drinking Mountain Dew.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:25 AM
Wouldnt the Browns of been like the casino/mark and then the coaches of been more like the Oceans 11?
January 11th, 2013 at 9:26 AM
You complaining tall fuckers, do you have any idea what Butters and spence would give to know back pain?
January 11th, 2013 at 9:27 AM
I think that is Bret Bielema’s long lost cousin.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:28 AM
Is he the best midget, or just an average midget?
January 11th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
That’s exactly how I am about the Orioles. Beat the Red Sox in the bottom of the ninth, keeping them from the playoffs? We just won the World Series with 93 losses.
Nate McLouth! Alexi Casilla! Trayvon Robinson! Danny Valencia!
/Back to 5th in the AL East this year
January 11th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
I feel like I helped spence reach some top-shelf honey the other day at the store.
Being tall is great until middle age. Then all the sports and chick advantages you have disappear under a wave of back pain and custom tailored suits.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:30 AM
I’m not tall at all but have had back pain since sr year of high school back when I was skinny. Adding weight has not helped it at all.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:31 AM
You’re one Nick Punto and one injured Justin Morneau away from every shitty Twins infield the past 5 years.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:31 AM
Sounds like you people complaining about back pain might need to strengthen your back a bit, no?
January 11th, 2013 at 9:31 AM
/fondly recalls Alien vs. Hillis debate
//nods at CRM
///pours one out for “Thunder Cock”
January 11th, 2013 at 9:32 AM
Pulled a muscle in my back once vomiting from a hangover next to #8 tee on the golf course I was working at…no one is safe
January 11th, 2013 at 9:34 AM
But…but…but…they’ll still have Sammy!
/Most overrated player in college football
//It’s not even close
///Even Clemson fans agree
January 11th, 2013 at 9:36 AM
I had heard they were returning a loaded team that will be in the title hunt.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:37 AM
Correct, at least in a car, you can make a stop and stretch your leg/walk around.
Pulled a muscle in my back putting my jeans one nite to go to dinner with my wife. Sat thru the dinner cringing, until my said “you want to go home don’t you?” Laid in bed with an ice pack for 3 days!
I start my day in the office by going to the conf. room and stretching ,y neck/shoulders and then doing some “open books” to stretch my spine & back, along with hamstring stretch. try as much as I can to get out of the office and on campus.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:38 AM
If I wanted to eat pulp I’d have bought a fuckin’ orange
January 11th, 2013 at 9:38 AM
Endomondo
January 11th, 2013 at 9:38 AM
Someone called out a midget on the sideline during the BCS title game the other nite. Who was it?
January 11th, 2013 at 9:39 AM
who?
yeah, that’s surprising.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:39 AM
No matter who finds themself in charge the Cleveland Browns just don’t get it.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:41 AM
Pulled a muscle in my back putting my jeans
I’ve done that too
/goes to kick caked on dirt of golf shoes on that brush thing, blows out calf muscle
January 11th, 2013 at 9:42 AM
does anyone believe that Holmgren actually gave a shit while he was in Cleveland?
January 11th, 2013 at 9:42 AM
I agree he’s overrated, but he’s still a weapon. I’m thrilled Nuke is gone, though. I think UGA absolutely lights up Clemson on offense, and I don’t think Boyd will be able to keep up.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:42 AM
i did for the first year he was there…after that? HAH. felt like an idiot for getting duped.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:43 AM
I actually asked a trainer friend of mine for lower back strengthening exercises and stretches. There really aren’t a ton. Lotta downward facing dog shit.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
I need to get into Yoga. My flexibility is beyond pathetic at this point.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
/Team Ferrari California
January 11th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
golf, bro. GOLF.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:47 AM
This is pretty funny. I assume TBL will make this a post.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:47 AM
yep. I thought Haslam would throw around his money and make splash with the coaching hire. Instead you get a former Browns OC who is bringing on Norv.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:48 AM
Yoga would make me more flexible which would in turn make me a better golfer. Plus it’s something the Mrs. and I can do together which is always a plus when you’re married as the spouse insists on hanging out.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:48 AM
She must have a great personality.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:49 AM
this is a criticism? if anything, that’s a fucking brilliant move. norv’s one helluva OC…if he got floaty rivers to be a great downfield passer, he’ll be able to do SOMETHING with weeden. i like this aspect of the hire, by far, the best.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:49 AM
Swimming is also good for a bad back.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:49 AM
The only thing I can honestly remember is, when he first got to Cleveland, there was a puff piece about him and a guy said Holmgren parked across from his house to go to church. He said hi to guy, therefore making him the Savior of Cleveland.
/might have been about Mangini
January 11th, 2013 at 9:50 AM
What does this even mean, hiring a guy with a name everyone knows? Yay, Jon Gruden!
January 11th, 2013 at 9:50 AM
it def helps, that’s for sure. it’s nice being a natural gumby.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:51 AM
nope, pretty sure that was a terry pluto reader about holmgren.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:52 AM
yeah poking at the Norv Turner as OC hiring, that’s mypic or ignorant. that’s perfect offense for the talent on roster.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:52 AM
the Cleveland Browns just don’t get it.
yep. I thought Haslam would throw around his money and make splash with the coaching hire. Instead you get a former Browns OC who is bringing on Norv.
Better than blowing the house account on bringing in Chucky.
Smart > Famous
January 11th, 2013 at 9:53 AM
Yeah I really want to try that. I used to be a good swimmer. Finding the time/location is the toughest thing now
January 11th, 2013 at 9:54 AM
Good thing Weeden isn’t the exact age that Rivers was when his decline began.
What’s that?
January 11th, 2013 at 9:54 AM
The offense this guy ran in Carolina didn’t trust Cam Newton to gain one yard in a game deciding situation.
Yeah he’s smart.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:55 AM
Try the East River.
/Cosmo Ryan’d
January 11th, 2013 at 9:55 AM
please, that’s a horrible correlation. HORRIBLE.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:56 AM
They also may want to consider signing Vincent Jackson and the 2009 version of Antonio Gates.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:57 AM
/team bikram yoga
January 11th, 2013 at 9:57 AM
Alright, I mean the guy turns thirty two days after I do, the third week of this upcoming season. He’s not exactly the freshest ball of playdoh is what I’m saying.
Also Rivers has always been pretty awful.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:57 AM
PeerLess gets it.
I actually asked a trainer friend of mine for lower back strengthening exercises and stretches. There really aren’t a ton. Lotta downward facing dog shit.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:57 AM
See! I totally have a Holmgren memory.
/stares out over river
January 11th, 2013 at 9:57 AM
Holmgrem brought some stability, and hired Heckert who cobbled some decent drafts together and infused the roster with lots of young talent. He really liked the part of serving as de facto owner and such.
But, the Shurmur hire was sketchy (granted, nobody was doing shit with that roster though). But Holmgren got lazy, reportedly was last guy in, first guy out. That’s unacceptable.
As for him helping Shurmur or Shurmur refusing his help with coaching, nobody will ever know. I do think he did okay with assisting with some of the positional coaches like Rhodes who developed the young guys.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:59 AM
//river bursts into flames
///O-H-I-O!
January 11th, 2013 at 9:59 AM
ok, so he’s 30. he also doesn’t have degradation from years of compounding football injuries from the ages of 19-24 and plays a position where athleticism really doesn’t mean a whole lot as long as you can move a lil and still chuck it.
of course, roger staubach was a 27 year old rookie who didnt start until he was 30 (and then missed almost the whole season when he was 31 with an injury) and ended up fine. and his game was far more dependent on athleticism than weeden’s.
obviously, it’s a small sample size, but worrying about a QB’s age when he’s not covering or tackling 20 year old freaks seems like a stupid thing to fret over.
January 11th, 2013 at 9:59 AM
I’m actually he didn’t just throw a ton of money at a “name” coach just to please the fan base. That stupid line of thinking is exactly how Lerner hired Holmgren.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:00 AM
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Smart > Famous
The offense this guy ran in Carolina didn’t trust Cam Newton to gain one yard in a game deciding situation.
Yeah he’s smart.
Didn’t say he was smart, just said it’s better to go with smart over famous. Specially in small-market towns where they go nuts over a big name coach who’s just got canned by a big team.
/see: Mangini, Eric.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:00 AM
Oh man I just thought of something great, what if he brings one of his own QBs with him?
2013 CLEVELAND BROWNS STARTER JIMMY JAM CLAUSEN
January 11th, 2013 at 10:01 AM
dude, we HATED the mangini hire when it was announced. at least get your facts straight.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:01 AM
Counterpoint: John Beck, Chris Weinke
January 11th, 2013 at 10:01 AM
it’d probably be derek anderson.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:03 AM
counter-counterpoint: neither of those guys has weeden’s arm, had weeden’s college production or had offensive weapons on the roster like richardson, josh gordon and greg little.
im not saying weeden’s a stud or is gonna be good, but he’s not beck/weinke and he’s got a system now that he should do well in and his age really has dick to do with that.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:04 AM
I still believe Weeden will develop into a semi-decent QB. Just give the dude a year or two.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:05 AM
/clinks Koolaid-filled glasses with Spencer
January 11th, 2013 at 10:05 AM
f’real…and youre a ravens fan too. pretty sure i saw every pass weeden threw this year, and there were a few STINKERS in there, but also some throws that made your jaw drop. dude has a SERIOUSLY good arm.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:06 AM
I’m so saving this thread and so fired up to link it 2 years from now.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:06 AM
I mean Weeden should be the second best QB in that division within a year, yeah.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:07 AM
And if anyone knows QB talent when he sees it, it’s a Ravens fan.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:07 AM
That’s easily 1.5 TBL ownership changes away. No way these comments are here.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:08 AM
what blows my mind is dalton. yea, we have the 2nd most uncoverable deep threat in the league (maybe 3rd if fitzy had a good QB) and yet they roll with a noodle-armed ginger. makes no fucking sense.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:08 AM
Richard marx story was great, but now I have “Dont Mean Nothing” stuck in my head.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:09 AM
Guys I think we should reserve judgment on the Browns moves and Weeden until Poindexter tells us what the football guys are saying about it. All the football guys.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:09 AM
Dalton and picks for Rivers. Seriously.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:10 AM
hey, there’s something to it, actually…nobody knows how a downfield attack with a strong armed QB opens up the field for a hard-to-tackle RB that’s always wide open for checkdowns quite like a ravens fan!
January 11th, 2013 at 10:10 AM
howabout just reversing the carson palmer trade? win-win.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:10 AM
+1 pocketful of sunshine
January 11th, 2013 at 10:11 AM
shit, the bengals getting carson palmer again might be the greatest short sale in the history of trade.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:12 AM
What else would CLE have to give up in a Weeden/Rivers swap?
January 11th, 2013 at 10:13 AM
Rivers is a bottom ten QB right now, giving up assets for him would be retarded.
That being said, I think the Vikings should go for it.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:14 AM
He can be salvaged. He just needs jump ball guys to throw to. If he went to Arizona with Fitz and Floyd he’d have a Warner-like resurgence.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:15 AM
Louisiana Purchase, Manhattan for a bunch of beads, Seward’s Folly, aint got nothin on that Palmer trade.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:17 AM
Rivers wont be good anymore but there will be some suckers out getting taken. I think having 6 kids ruined him.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:17 AM
Team AJ
January 11th, 2013 at 10:19 AM
… shouldn’t we wait for Dre Kirkpatrick to 1) walk again and 2) make an impact before we declare that the Bengals fleeced them? I mean they obviously got way more out of the deal then they should have, but, doesn’t mean they’re going to come out way ahead.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:22 AM
They still fleeced them, though. They got a shitty QB and don’t have those picks. Cincy not making good picks doesn’t mean the deal wasn’t a total fleecing because it definitely was.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:22 AM
Rivers is only about 1.5 years older than Weeden, and played behind maybe the worst OL in football this year.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:23 AM
Yeah it was definitely a fleecing but it could end up basically being like getting Manhattan for some beads then Manhattan ending up burning down in two years.
January 11th, 2013 at 10:26 AM
First impression: that’s pretty awesome.
*gets to end of video*
HOLY SHIT, THAT’S INSIDE SOMEONE’S HOUSE!!
January 11th, 2013 at 10:48 AM
I agree that he’s not beck/weinke but I don’t think he’s much better than that. Personally, a more accurate Henne is the comp for me and that’s not enough unless that defense becomes elite. I had some faith with Heckert on that starting with this draft, but at this point I don’t think that we can count on additional elite personnel on the team. I warned people about that Banner hiring, its going to ruin a good thing.
January 11th, 2013 at 11:04 AM
Norv as Cleveland OC?
Trent Richardson will rush for over 1,300 yards within two years. Book that shit.
/picked up Frank Gore when Norv was Niners OC
//hailed as genius by friends for about 5 seconds
January 11th, 2013 at 11:13 AM
I have never heard a Richard Marx song, but I did meet David Cassidy once about 20 years ago. That description in the Marx story struck close to home. Dude was a boner.
January 11th, 2013 at 1:58 PM
It’s not your eyes, just do a better job with clean-up after
you jackspray your screen.