i know. it was an awkward opportunity for me to snark. i would hope none of us ‘try’ to be funny. some people just are

i really don’t care too much but it occurred to me after he wrote it that he’s not funny himself. add that to the snobbish tone and i’ve made it a sore tooth for myself

Nada wins the internet today.

Can I have my winnings in bourbon instead?

he like all of us are trying to crack into Tim Ryan’s top four of funniest commenters.

I ain’t trying to accomplish anything. I just tend to say whatever stupid shit pops into my noggin.

he like all of us are trying to crack into Tim Ryan’s top four of funniest commenters. if we don’t wake tim soon, we will have to ask spence, rex, mole and dirt for tips

Settle down Otis. You’re pushing it to meme levels. This’ll get you farther on the bad side. Though Tim Ryan is so fat, there really is no good side.

Nada wins the internet today.

he like all of us are trying to crack into Tim Ryan’s top four of funniest commenters. if we don’t wake tim soon, we will have to ask spence, rex, mole and dirt for tips

Don’t knocker until you’ve tried ‘er.

Nada wins the internet today.

Kiana’s shrinking breasts

Don’t knocker until you’ve tried ‘er.

The greatest name in sports history remains Motorboat Jones, OF, Charleston Wheelers, 1990-92

Classic. Had to look this one up.

Believe it or not, his younger brother, also a player, was nicknamed Speedboat.

The greatest name in sports history remains Motorboat Jones, OF, Charleston Wheelers, 1990-92

Classic. Had to look this one up.

You motorboatin’ sonabitch you!

The greatest name in sports history remains Motorboat Jones, OF, Charleston Wheelers, 1990-92.

I’m tired of names/titles with puns. Which is like every deadspin comment by the way.

breast reductions are the devils work.

I can understand his feeling towards missing the Girls. You motorboatin’ sonabitch you!

screenplay baby

/print is dead

I bet she’s a terrible driver.

/because she’s female, you see

FIFY

horror aint my genre. but if I wrote a horror screenplay, I can assure you, it would be based around the abominable snowman. fuck some people up.

Vto be clear, they were her breasts, not mine

Can’t tell if this news will make scripty’s novel more interesting or less interesting.

to be clear, they were her breasts, not mine

except Cotton would never marry an Asian

He would bang one though. Asian Hank