Sammy Sosa Joins Pinterest

Sammy Sosa may not have received enough votes to be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame, but there are still organizations that will allow the former slugger’s induction. Three weeks ago, Sosa started a Pinterest account. Sosa’s reasoning for doing so is baffling, considering Pinterest is primarily geared to women, and presumably women who don’t care what product Sosa will try to market to them.
The account is rather barren, expect for a noticeably whiter Sosa striking various poses around his home office. Sosa’s skin isn’t as white as it was a couple years ago, when everyone said he looked like a ghost.
Sosa, never known for his subtlety, has the same caption under every photo on the account.
“Sammy Sosa. Yes I’m the real Sammy Sosa, and this is my Pinterest.”
Baseball was very, very good to Sammy. Retirement, not so much.

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January 10th, 2013 at 5:29 PM
Finally!
I mean….what’s Pinterest?
January 10th, 2013 at 5:36 PM
trying to head off the meme train, eh?
January 10th, 2013 at 5:41 PM
trying to head off the meme train, eh?
With memes it’s usually best to roll with the punches.
January 10th, 2013 at 5:42 PM
I think a “meme train” is more like the use of Coop
January 10th, 2013 at 5:45 PM
I think a “meme train” is more like the use of Coop
Case in point. Coop didn’t roll with it and look what happened.
January 10th, 2013 at 5:47 PM
Case in point. Coop didn’t roll with it and look what happened.
but you have a backup name just in case right? i can advise
January 10th, 2013 at 5:48 PM
but you have a backup name just in case right? i can advise
If I ever need naming services I know how to contact you.
January 10th, 2013 at 5:49 PM
but you have a backup name just in case right? i can advise
Ketchup
January 10th, 2013 at 5:51 PM
I’d like to think when giant Eddie Munster looks in the mirror wearing those suits that he softly whispers ‘slammin’ to himself.
January 10th, 2013 at 5:54 PM
No mention of Roger Clemens’ Instagram page? Where he shows off all the Texas hoochie mamas who come to see him in Sugar Land?
January 10th, 2013 at 6:02 PM
That picture in the blue suit, where he’s recreating his pose in the picture he’s standing in front of where he was dressed as a ghost to meet the president, that is absolutely great
January 10th, 2013 at 6:25 PM
Subtlety? C’mon, Ronny. You’re the MVP and all, but it’s going to take more than that to reach Duff status. Step your vocab game up
January 10th, 2013 at 7:26 PM
Lord Peerless is turning on me lol
January 10th, 2013 at 7:36 PM
You know you get a stain out of that rug?
YOU BLOT THAT SHIT!
January 10th, 2013 at 7:45 PM
not a hall of famer even taking steroids out of the conversation.
January 10th, 2013 at 7:46 PM
On the right, he’s standing in front of photos of him with Barry O. and the other with Bubba Clinton.