USC and Miami have two of the shittiest fan bases in sports. Great programs, shitty fans.

Agree completely on the Miami fan base. I can’t decide which fan base of the team I root for is worse: Miami or the Patriots.

What about bros doing bro things? USC has that on lock down.

Am I supposed to deny that?

The closest I’ll come to a pseudo-defense is…SC bros > Florida bros. More authentic

UGa fanbase http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etMlNW5w-50

For some reason I doubt many Ohioans are starving.

god damn that was good. well done.

For some reason I doubt many Ohioans are starving.

Zing!

i prefer a giant red horde completely, totally unified and behind Great Leader Kim Jong Urban.

For some reason I doubt many Ohioans are starving.

Really, I prefer a judicious fanbase to a blindly loyal drove of hillbillies.

What about bros doing bro things? USC has that on lock down.

Really, I prefer a judicious fanbase to a blindly loyal drove of hillbillies.

i prefer a giant red horde completely, totally unified and behind Great Leader Kim Jong Urban.

Lots of empty seats in that dump of a stadium when things aren’t clicking.

Not nearly as many as Miami. Look at the massive funding SC has. Really, I prefer a judicious fanbase to a blindly loyal drove of hillbillies. Supporting a losing team doesn’t bring positive change. SC has legitimate expectations. UGa and Neb fans know they have to settle for mediocrity

Honestly, even before the title game beatdown, I think most ND fans knew that ND was an overachieving team

I was drinking in Corby’s in South Bend when they became the number 1 team in the country (Grinch in Whoville style drinking Fat Tire) and although everyone was super pumped about being number 1 they all knew Alabama would kill them. That’s the story of how Senator Jersey owes me $200.

Lumping SC in with Miami is a hilarious sign of your ignorance

Lots of empty seats in that dump of a stadium when things aren’t clicking.

The title game cast some real doubt if Kelly is the coach who can get that done.

Why? They didn’t have the players on either side of the ball to play with Bammer

But what must a coach do/have to be beloved by ND fans?

Be someone who “gets” ND. Someone who speaks about ND in an over the top manner, like Holtz does on ESPN. Similar to how Hoke professes his love for all things Michigan. Gruden would be someone like that. Do that, and win every game.

Honestly, even before the title game beatdown, I think most ND fans knew that ND was an overachieving team, and got some lucky breaks along the way, even if we don’t want to admit it. Kelly’s first two years at ND were an absolute disaster, and while this season was fun as hell to experience as a fan, the title game shows just how far ND needs to go to compete for a national title. The title game cast some real doubt if Kelly is the coach who can get that done.

I’d hate to see Kelly go, because I do think he is building a great program, but I’m less concerned with him leaving than with who the administration would find to replace him.

Lumping SC in with Miami is a hilarious sign of your ignorance

snacks, drinks, comfy chair

I was certainly expecting that, but it was too easy.

i don’t see it as gender-preference related. both sexes dig it (receiving) or at least are curious

Saban won’t be caught with his pants down the week after a crazy emotional win at LSU. He will spend a long time looking at A&M, Ole Miss and AUB (from a few seasons ago) and have his team prepared for the tempo game they like to play. He’ll also have his team motivated all off season by using the “revenge” factor on A&M.

not to mention the timing of the game. looking at the date that weekend is usually the first full weekend of SEC play, Bama used to play Arkansas that weekend every season, if aTm is slotted there now in that first game of the conference season, no way Saban is overly-prepared to play that game.

USC and Miami have two of the shittiest fan bases in sports. Great programs, shitty fans.

Lumping SC in with Miami is a hilarious sign of your ignorance

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In all seriousness, i would have nominated HTown

I was certainly expecting that, but it was too easy.

Look, you’re not going to like the title of the article, you will more than likely have no interest in its topic and it’s very long but fucking read it. http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/13/magazine/here-is-what-happens-when-you-cast-lindsay-lohan-in-your-movie.html?_r=0

Lohan was great in Million Dollar Decorators.