Comments on: Tommy Tuberville, the New Cincinnati Coach, Has Already Pissed off a Powerful High School Football Program in Ohio

By: bearcat

bearcat — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 01:43:30 +0000

So the kid opens his recruitment when Jones leaves, is told by UT “No thanks”, UC offers another QB. Now Cincinnati is no longer available as his fall back school – too bad kid.

By: michaele11111

michaele11111 — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 00:10:32 +0000

4.4 GPA in what? Intro to Mid-West moronology?

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 21:58:31 +0000

Holy shit, Jesus…you returned?!?

Wait, does this mean I shouldn’t bother with a dinner reservation tonight?

By: Jesus

Jesus — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 21:54:08 +0000

Oh, and yeah, water into wine was a nice thing, but they forgot to mention it was a fruity Beaujolais.

By: Jesus

Jesus — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 21:51:54 +0000

William F Buckley strongly disagrees as rich people have superior taste buds due to Jesus and so forth.

You know how I do. Top shelf only.

By: MP III

MP III — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:22:28 +0000

katy lifts its leg and pissed all over massillion.

By: Milk Steak To Go

Milk Steak To Go — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:07:09 +0000

Paul Brown

Good coach, but not a great coach.

/Queefer’d
//yesterday’d

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:00:24 +0000

Peerlees: How are y’all going to close

Out for lunch. I really don’t keep super close with recruiting, just enough to know what’s going on. I hear Jones has done well so far and looking to have a good month leading to Signing Day. We shall see. What’s good about being bad for so long is it makes you sane and not crazy about this stuff

By: A.P.

A.P. — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:50:42 +0000

Vez, they do play each other. about 90 minutes apart. Massillon is outside of Akron, Steubenville is south of Youngstown

By: otis sistrunk

otis sistrunk — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:49:02 +0000

it hasn’t escaped notice that tuberville rhymes with steubenville

/sort of

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:48:13 +0000

is steubenville a rival?

It’s a rape off!!

/shows self out

By: otis sistrunk

otis sistrunk — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:45:54 +0000

Massilon’s entire team could gang-rape a room full of nuns, post it to their Facebook pages and send a notarized copy to Deadspin and the town would say, “Boys will be boys.”.

is steubenville a rival?

By: Krak

Krak — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:44:56 +0000

You have Mentor with a fuckload 3k students, state has encouraged them to go to 2 high schools but fuckwads like being a big sports powerhouse.

Only we’re not.

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:42:12 +0000

Unfortunately, our message boards say just the opposite.

Ha! That’s awesome. God damn I love it when Texas sucks. Make me so happy.

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:34:30 +0000

I’ve always thought that a Merlot tasted like every other merlot.

Are you chewing gum?!/ Love that movie

By: HtownHacker

HtownHacker — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:32:51 +0000

don’t worry, our coaching staff is outstanding at developing talent.

Unfortunately, our message boards say just the opposite.

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:31:52 +0000

don’t worry, our coaching staff is outstanding at developing talent.

-message board guy

Someone joked on our message board that June Jones should open a DeBeers outlet, what with all the “diamonds in the rough” in our current recruiting class.

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:30:28 +0000

don’t worry, our coaching staff is outstanding at developing talent.
-message board guy

What if this is what your coach says? “We’ll develop our own stars.” –Bo Pelini

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:29:52 +0000

Few things crack me up more than message board guy. “Oh, the 5-star chose our rival? No worries. The 4-star is just as good, and that 3-star is a diamond in the rough. I mean, did we really even want him?”

don’t worry, our coaching staff is outstanding at developing talent.

-message board guy

By: scripty

scripty — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:27:15 +0000

not suprisingly that aforementioned school had a bullying issue and a few kids killed themselves. But hey, they’re good at sports