/and the crowd goes wild

dammit, i never should have messed with the best. oh well….;

It’s meme worthy for those who excel at adding nothing.

Missed this, was at gym.

Oh shit! The arbiter has rendered judgment.

/deletes acct

Tim’s pissiness is understandable. He’s been wrestling with a five lb dump. It’s the obese man’s PMS

It’s meme worthy for those who excel at adding nothing

I need a break from being dumbfounded at Poindexter from time to time

Tim Ryan is the arbiter of funny, you didn’t know?

This is more meme worthy than his alleged fatness IMO

It’s meme worthy for those who excel at adding nothing.

At Deadspin they have a system to rate commenters. Can you intern there?

Sadly, you’ve probably emailed them countless times for such a gig.

/and the crowd goes wild

Live in Ohio, strap myself to a building-tall engine and shoot into billions of miles of vast nothingness with a good chance of disaster … Live in Ohio, strap myself to a building-tall engine and shoot into billions of miles of vast nothingness with a good chance of disaster … Live in Ohio, strap myself to a building-tall engine and shoot into billions of miles of vast nothingness with a good chance of disaster …

Space travel is for dummies

The only thing anybody from North Carolina got in the air was a goddamn firecracker.

How is Piazza not above steroid suspicion?

I’m not a baseball guy, but even I know he is widely suspected

If someone besides Mole, Dirt, Rex or Spencer says something funny, I might stop yawning.

Boffo group, but their looks are fading faster than Lindsay Lohan’s career.

If someone besides Mole, Dirt, Rex or Spencer says something funny, I might stop yawning.

At Deadspin they have a system to rate commenters. Can you intern there?

Tim Ryan is the arbiter of funny, you didn’t know?

This is more meme worthy than his alleged fatness IMO

At Deadspin they have a system to rate commenters. Can you intern there?

He was briefly tolerated. Nothing more, nothing less

I feel the same way about Schilling. I knew he was good and he helped them win a Series, but everytime I looked at him I just thought he was kind of a baby. And chunky. Thank goodness for that bloody sock.

/it’s real to me, damnit

He was briefly tolerated. Nothing more, nothing less

If only he was an alcoholic and gained 300 pounds. Not you, Hernia, Clemens

Yawn. He was along for the ride. Very average postseason.

Tim, the Yawn is becoming usual from you. Time to start exercising.

If someone besides Mole, Dirt, Rex or Spencer says something funny, I might stop yawning.

Voicemail is one word, you frosted-tipped dipshit.

I hate I laughed at this. You Yankee fans are an odd sort

You don’t get it. Clemens was never accepted in New York. Was traded for a fan favorite in Wells, and was such a renowned assclown that even Yankee fans could see it. He was briefly tolerated. Nothing more, nothing less.

shudder

She has plumper fingers than any morbidly obese person I’ve met and I live in Pittsburgh.

Don’t. Care. She’s awesome.