Roger Clemens Tweeted Hall of Fame Statement in Silly Font, “Muchie Peachie”
With baseball writers serving as our rabid moral guardians, Roger Clemens was not elected to the Baseball HOF. He tweeted this ——–>
The Rocket apparently attended the Dan Gilbert school of awesome font choices. “Muchie Peache?”
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January 9th, 2013 at 3:08 PM
Voicemail is one word, you frosted-tipped dipshit.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:11 PM
Most of the time I think publicists are just fucking leeches with a hobby job in between cheating on their lawyer husbands, this is not one of those times.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:11 PM
Legend. Hook ‘em.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:11 PM
How do you not like Clemens? 1999, dude.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:12 PM
I think he means much appreciated. Which is stupid because he says that in the sentence before. Also because he actually said ‘Muchie Peachie’. Also because he typed it and then saw what he typed and then still sent it. Also because he typed it, saw it typed and then thought to himself ‘comic sans’ theres a winner then he sent it.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:14 PM
January 9th, 2013 at 3:15 PM
Nailed it.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:16 PM
Yawn. He was along for the ride. Very average postseason.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:16 PM
Remember in 1996 when Dan Duquette said that Clemens was entering into the twilight of his career and then the Rocket added more fuel to his tanks and started pitching like an all star again and everyone thought Duquette was crazy? Me neither.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:17 PM
It’s like comic sans borrowed a friends ill fitting suit to attend a funeral and wore running shows.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:17 PM
what’s to like? dude is a fucking prick.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:18 PM
Fuuuuuuuck.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:18 PM
I’m sure he meant well in Game 3 at Fenway
January 9th, 2013 at 3:19 PM
“Muchie Peachie” being code for “Fucking fucks!”
January 9th, 2013 at 3:20 PM
[cough]He’s from Dayton, Ohio.[/cough]
/first in flight ‘em
January 9th, 2013 at 3:21 PM
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Loved him that day. Roger was ready to throw down while Manny did his best “slow approach so teammates could pull him back” act.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:23 PM
We? Who’s we? The Royal “we”? The editorial?
January 9th, 2013 at 3:23 PM
He should be in though, asshole or not, the guy was the greatest pitcher of his generation.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:24 PM
How do you not like Clemens? 1999, dude.
You don’t want to know. Hernia wishes he didn’t.
/Clooney’d
January 9th, 2013 at 3:24 PM
Ahem. Birthplace of aviation, not first in flight. Like any right minded individuals with access to a functioning airplane, the Wright brothers did the sensible thing and got the fuck out of Ohio.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:27 PM
I hate I laughed at this. You Yankee fans are an odd sort
January 9th, 2013 at 3:28 PM
Tim, the Yawn is becoming usual from you. Time to start exercising.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:29 PM
We took the phrase back and made it our own. Fuck those poseurs claiming shit for having some conducive wind currents.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:30 PM
My license plate and drivers license suggest otherwise. Also that I have blonde hair which isn’t right.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:31 PM
Isnt that in Peru?
/Incas
January 9th, 2013 at 3:31 PM
is that a rhetorical question?
January 9th, 2013 at 3:31 PM
What a dushbag.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:33 PM
+25% gold generated from trade routes, must be built in a city next to a mountain within your territory
January 9th, 2013 at 3:34 PM
I meant Game 3 in 1999 when he was shelled while Pedro dominated…just trying a back up your claim friend
January 9th, 2013 at 3:34 PM
I think he meant “Machu Picchu.”
January 9th, 2013 at 3:34 PM
All the HGH Roger did might have f#@$%d with his mind. He was still good to me way back in the day so can’t hate on Roger.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:36 PM
Clemens can get voted in on the condition that Suzyn Waldman introduces him…someone needs to be the first person to orgasm on stage
January 9th, 2013 at 3:37 PM
Average if throwing a broken bat at the player you hit in the head because you are a roid raging fucktard that should have been ejected right then and there is average in your book.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:38 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
/Clemen’s mom
//All I got
January 9th, 2013 at 3:38 PM
I would have liked to see the Rocket get in just to watch Bill Simmons’s head explode.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:40 PM
Fucking Ohesians. North Carolina: First in Flight now and forever.
/puts on Charlotte Hornets hat
January 9th, 2013 at 3:41 PM
Incredible how fast people turned on him in Houston. He was a huge part of the 04/05 playoff runs but once the steroid stories came out it was like that never happened.
/God Bless Him
January 9th, 2013 at 3:45 PM
The plane took off in North Carolina, so its the First in Flight.
Stick to your O-H-I-O chant and funky shaped state flag.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:45 PM
At least it doesn’t say you’re a chick
January 9th, 2013 at 3:46 PM
Well, the Hornets certainly flew … the coop, that is.
/ Not /coop’d
// Fuck George Shinn
January 9th, 2013 at 3:47 PM
What the fuck is going on with those fingers
January 9th, 2013 at 3:48 PM
Now and forver.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:49 PM
Who cares… As opposed to the Mccarron GF chick, I can find nothing wrong with Amanda McCarthy, from personality on down. She’s a fucking smokeshow.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:50 PM
She has plumper fingers than any morbidly obese person I’ve met and I live in Pittsburgh.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:53 PM
Don’t. Care. She’s awesome.
January 9th, 2013 at 3:56 PM
plump fingers are a dealbreaker, even if the deal was blake lively
shudder
January 9th, 2013 at 3:58 PM
You don’t get it. Clemens was never accepted in New York. Was traded for a fan favorite in Wells, and was such a renowned assclown that even Yankee fans could see it. He was briefly tolerated. Nothing more, nothing less.
January 9th, 2013 at 4:00 PM
If someone besides Mole, Dirt, Rex or Spencer says something funny, I might stop yawning.
January 9th, 2013 at 4:03 PM
If only he was an alcoholic and gained 300 pounds. Not you, Hernia, Clemens
January 9th, 2013 at 4:05 PM
I feel the same way about Schilling. I knew he was good and he helped them win a Series, but everytime I looked at him I just thought he was kind of a baby. And chunky. Thank goodness for that bloody sock.
/it’s real to me, damnit
January 9th, 2013 at 4:08 PM
If someone besides Mole, Dirt, Rex or Spencer says something funny, I might stop yawning.
At Deadspin they have a system to rate commenters. Can you intern there?
January 9th, 2013 at 4:13 PM
Tim Ryan is the arbiter of funny, you didn’t know?
This is more meme worthy than his alleged fatness IMO
January 9th, 2013 at 4:17 PM
Boffo group, but their looks are fading faster than Lindsay Lohan’s career.
January 9th, 2013 at 4:25 PM
How is Piazza not above steroid suspicion?
January 9th, 2013 at 4:27 PM
I’m not a baseball guy, but even I know he is widely suspected
January 9th, 2013 at 4:28 PM
John Glenn, Neil Armstrong, and the fucking Wright Brothers. OHIO.
The only thing anybody from North Carolina got in the air was a goddamn firecracker.
January 9th, 2013 at 4:35 PM
Live in Ohio, strap myself to a building-tall engine and shoot into billions of miles of vast nothingness with a good chance of disaster … Live in Ohio, strap myself to a building-tall engine and shoot into billions of miles of vast nothingness with a good chance of disaster … Live in Ohio, strap myself to a building-tall engine and shoot into billions of miles of vast nothingness with a good chance of disaster …
January 9th, 2013 at 4:37 PM
Space travel is for dummies
January 9th, 2013 at 5:31 PM
Sadly, you’ve probably emailed them countless times for such a gig.
/and the crowd goes wild
January 9th, 2013 at 5:34 PM
It’s meme worthy for those who excel at adding nothing.
January 9th, 2013 at 5:37 PM
We can’t all be on the A team Tim, cut us some slack.
January 9th, 2013 at 5:41 PM
I need a break from being dumbfounded at Poindexter from time to time
January 9th, 2013 at 7:13 PM
Missed this, was at gym.
Oh shit! The arbiter has rendered judgment.
/deletes acct
Tim’s pissiness is understandable. He’s been wrestling with a five lb dump. It’s the obese man’s PMS
January 9th, 2013 at 11:09 PM
Sadly, you’ve probably emailed them countless times for such a gig.
/and the crowd goes wild
dammit, i never should have messed with the best. oh well….;