When a small child raps about missing the bus, there is a good chance there will be a post on it. When that small child lives in Ohio and wears a Joey Votto shirtsy backwards while rapping about missing the bus, I am contractually obligated to post on it. If you’re wondering how I found this video, it was uploaded by the same person who uploaded the video below.

This is Party Music by Phil Johnson. It is spectacular. The vocals remind me of the Creed Shreds videos. If you’re wondering how I found this video, I will just say that this is another Ohio musician and the video was sent to me by someone who is friends with a friend of a former co-worker and… Ohio, man. I don’t know what the odds of either of these videos going viral is – I would pound the under if I were you – but I wouldn’t be surprised to see both of these inducted into the YouTube Hall of Fame someday.