Kate Upton Slammed Notre Dame By Comparing Them to the Jets on Twitter

All, College Football, NFL, Twitter Stephen Douglas January 8th. 2013, 4:50pm

It’s okay Notre Dame this happened to the Jets every week
— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) January 8, 2013

Kate Upton has crossed the line. In a single tweet last night, Upton slammed both Notre Dame and the New York Jets. 40% of the TBL editorial team immediately demanded a 24-hour ban on Kate Upton-related news items – “traffic be damned.” We were able to negotiate the ban down to 20-hours which is why it took so long to post something about Kate Upton tweeting.

Less upset people may remember that Upton’s sister works for the Jets. “Not that that makes breaking up with Mark Sanchez any less egregious.” Even the new secretary was let go. Morale is at an all-time low. If only the Jets would draft Manti Te’o.

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36 Responses to “Kate Upton Slammed Notre Dame By Comparing Them to the Jets on Twitter”

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Some Random Old Dude Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 4:52 PM
dames be trollin’.
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jdeeser5 Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 4:56 PM
Caldwell must have heard the Jet presser today and said I would rather be a Jag.
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sctrojans Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 4:57 PM
What would be of less value: an Upton tweet or a gif of Whitlock’s titties bouncing?
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gfunk supreme Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 4:58 PM
We were able to negotiate the ban down to 20-hours which is why it took so long to post something about Kate Upton tweeting.
awesome
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Babar 2.0 Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 4:59 PM
When you’ve got those cans, you don’t need to be too gooder at english.
However, Ronald should learn that it’s “morale”.
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I'm a Horse Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:02 PM
In another month. The related tag at the end will begin to take up more space than the post itself.
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spencer096 Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:07 PM
she’s been with sanchez? gross. six points off right there.
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Scouser Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:10 PM
she’s been with sanchez? gross. six points off right there.
Something, something, his penis missing her hole by 10 inches…
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Ty_Webb Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:14 PM
We were able to negotiate the ban down to 20-hours which is why it took so long to post something about Kate Upton tweeting.
Lies. CRM was working on a “Jimmer Dancing Follow-up” post
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spencer096 Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:16 PM
Something, something, his penis missing her hole by 10 inches…
the cuntfumble was bad enough, but when she caught him gobbling hot dogs on the sideline, that was the last straw.
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Stephen Douglas Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:16 PM
However, Ronald should learn that it’s “morale”.
I know that. Morals were pretty low around here too.
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Scouser Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:18 PM
cuntfumble
I am going to have to use this somehow in my daily vernacular.
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sctrojans Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:19 PM
cuntfumble
I am going to have to use this somehow in my daily vernacular.
Is that not Queefer’s nickname?
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spencer096 Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:25 PM
Is that not Queefer’s nickname?
marqueef de sade: the butcher of debate
/play me off harpsichord cat
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ms621 Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:25 PM
I know that. Morals were pretty low around here too.
mamalickboobooday agrees.
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Scouser Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:27 PM
Fuck, Richard Ben Cramer died. Hell of a writer.
Why couldn’t it be Dan Shaughnessy?
/fuck!
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Billy Buckner Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:29 PM
Ugh, I just love her so much. Why can’t she see that?
/Kicks rock
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Nada Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:36 PM
Bigger bust — Upton, or Notre Dame on Monday night?
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spencer096 Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:38 PM
Bigger bust — Upton, or Notre Dame on Monday night?
i cant believe i let yall talk me into thinking ND could keep it close…you bastards.
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Nada Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:38 PM
If only the Jets would draft Manti Te’o.
So in addition to Tebow, the Jets should slso get stuck with the Tebow of LBs?
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ms621 Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:38 PM
Ugh, I just love her so much. Why can’t she see that?
/Kicks rock
Maybe if you stand outside her bedroom window and hold a stereo up while it plays the same song over and over again it will change her mind.
The song, of course, should be Van Halen’s Hot for Teacher.
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Nada Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:39 PM
Kate Upton is better off when she lets her tits do the talking and her ass do the thinking.
Actually, we’re all better off when she does that.
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spencer096 Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:40 PM
So in addition to Tebow, the Jets should slso get stuck with the Tebow of LBs?
now, i dont wanna be THATGUY but wouldnt the tebow (i.e. a TE playing QB) of LB’s be like an OT?
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spencer096 Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:41 PM
Maybe if you stand outside her bedroom window and hold a stereo up while it plays the same song over and over again it will change her mind.
The song, of course, should be Van Halen’s Hot for Teacher.
i have done peed myself laughing.
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Nada Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:41 PM
wouldnt the tebow (i.e. a TE playing QB) of LB’s be like an OT?
Only for the buttfumbles.
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A.P. Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:57 PM
“It’s ok notre dame, i get gangbanged every week too”
- K.Upton
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Broccoli Beef Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:58 PM
(i.e. a TE playing QB)
Why do people think of him as a TE? Does anyone know if he can even catch a football?
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A.P. Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 5:59 PM
Beef, love the GSW avatar. Enjoy watching them now that Ellis is off the team.
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$650 Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 6:00 PM
I had to give my friend the “it’s ok buddy” line last night. That was some sad shit.
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Broccoli Beef Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 6:01 PM
Thx AP. I remember talking many a friend off a ledge when that trade happened, it feels good to see them playing well.
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spencer096 Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 6:03 PM
Why do people think of him as a TE? Does anyone know if he can even catch a football?
because i never learned to read.
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A.P. Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 6:06 PM
Speaking of the jets…what a dumpster fire. Woody johnson said rex will have a say in the hiring of a GM. Also, the leading candidate is the guy who was the assistant GM under Tannenbaum. Trainwreck.
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sctrojans Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 6:06 PM
I remember talking many a friend off a ledge when that trade happened
People actually thought Monta Ellis was a winning basketball player?
/utterly confused
//this explains the booing of Lacob
///gives Rick Barry a virtual pat on the back for telling them to STFU
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Broccoli Beef Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 6:09 PM
People actually thought Monta Ellis was a winning basketball player?
Figurehead of the franchise, good in community, high PPG… Yeah, it was unfortunate. I think people were also unsure if Klay could perform, which is what I was saying was a reason I wasn’t concerned. I was also pointing out that SG is an easier position than C (even tho Bogut has been hurt).
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A.P. Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 6:11 PM
I think it is perfect punishment for Ellis and Jennings to play together in milwaukee. Ballhogs unite
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HtownHacker Says:
January 8th, 2013 at 9:58 PM
Fuck, Richard Ben Cramer died. Hell of a writer
Loved his DiMaggio book.