Golfer Sues His Golf Club Over a Pot Brownie
One golfer went from bogeys to brownies, and he’s not happy about it. Barry Russo, a 68 year old New Jersey golfer, is suing the Copper Hill Country Club and two members who allegedly offered him a pot brownie in the locker room. The brownies were likely made with a mixture of Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent, and Northern California sensimilla.
According to the lawsuit, defendants Chaplin and Kavanagh (don’t worry–not Sally Ann–let’s not cross our Chevy Chase references) insisted that the brownies “were delicious and that Kavanagh, who baked them, had received ‘special culinary training’.” After ingesting the brownie, Russo became light-headed, anxious, and dizzy. He is also suing the golf club and the club president for failing to summon medical assistance, and trying to conceal his condition from other club members as he escorted Russo out of the club that day. [photo via kjct8.com]

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January 8th, 2013 at 11:43 AM
Spencer’s fingerprints are all over this scenario.
January 8th, 2013 at 11:45 AM
Need an alibi spence
January 8th, 2013 at 11:47 AM
Oh the humanity. Award this man a blank check.
January 8th, 2013 at 11:48 AM
On the pot note:
Just got off the light rail and it stank so good of pot. I have been to Amsterdam and would love to get a thing going out here in colorado. I have capital and I’m thinking it might be a good idea.
Con is we could go to federal prison.
January 8th, 2013 at 11:55 AM
doesn’t he know his golf game could have improved by 5-6 strokes per round after a lil sensamilla
/ problem is it could also get about 6-7 strokes worse. u never really know
January 8th, 2013 at 11:55 AM
While reading this post, for some reason I could hear Zappa playing in the background.
January 8th, 2013 at 11:57 AM
nicely done
January 8th, 2013 at 11:59 AM
The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
January 8th, 2013 at 11:59 AM
You’d think the pot brownie would have helped him. I guess THC and BP meds aren’t a great combo. That said… tricking someone into taking drugs is a really shitty/dangerous thing, and I’m surprised there’s no criminal charges.
January 8th, 2013 at 12:03 PM
Looking to build and SEO websites for this industry, will be fucking huge soon and would be good to show sites that already have placement.
My only question, are you a studio gangster?
January 8th, 2013 at 12:04 PM
Meanwhile…
January 8th, 2013 at 12:05 PM
I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
January 8th, 2013 at 12:06 PM
Way OT, but last night I caught a clip of Helen Hunt getting starkers in The Sessions. Man, can she still git it.
January 8th, 2013 at 12:07 PM
Melo’s waiting for you outside the bus.
January 8th, 2013 at 12:09 PM
I’ve heard about this clip. Any way to link that?
January 8th, 2013 at 12:09 PM
Provo, Spain?
January 8th, 2013 at 12:10 PM
Labia.
January 8th, 2013 at 12:11 PM
The light rail is like a mobile dispensary.
January 8th, 2013 at 12:13 PM
No studio gangster. Would love to do a bongs and breakfast place. And have a hotel with all the permit (restaraunt-bar included) that strictly caters to out-of-staters.
Would give transportation to the cool spots of colorado. and charge a hefty fee. Amsterdam has been ripping people off for years, I need my slice
January 8th, 2013 at 12:13 PM
A Triston Sighting!!
January 8th, 2013 at 12:39 PM
what is this light rail you speak of?
January 8th, 2013 at 1:08 PM
If the golfer was over 5’8″, then rule out 096
January 8th, 2013 at 1:16 PM
bravo.
January 8th, 2013 at 1:19 PM
top comment on that video is perfect.