Johnny Manziel’s Middle School Yearbook Picture

Johnny Manziel is the best college football player of all-time. Ever. He finished his Heisman-winning, redshirt freshman season with a 500-yard performance against against Oklahoma in the Cotton Bowl on Friday night. Over the weekend, someone put this middle school yearbook photo of Johnny Football on Reddit. You have to wonder if this goofy looking teenager ever thought he’d win the Heisman trophy and date a model before he was old enough to legally have a drink. Considering he already had a haircut Hank Hill would be proud of – I believe that’s a “rookie Roger Staubach” – I would say that yes, Johnny Football saw this coming.

[Reddit]

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34 Responses to “Johnny Manziel’s Middle School Yearbook Picture”

scripty Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:09 AM

I was expecting it to include a profile photo and lines that told me how tall he was.

ms621 Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:09 AM

A surprising lack of puka shells and hemp necklaces.

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:09 AM

Given how ghastly his face is and thin his lips are, seems like Steele pulled the trigger too early on Ponder.

sctrojans Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:11 AM

Manziel was once a kid?

MP III Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:12 AM

is manziel a member of the Tribe?

squawkbox Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:12 AM

Good gawd, leave this guy alone.

/Opie Taylor approves
//The WinStar Casino also approves

rittyrich Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:12 AM

That would’ve been at Hubbard Middle School in Tyler, TX. Fellow Hubbard alumni: rittyrich.

beardown Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:12 AM

No link back to the Halloween post?

sctrojans Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:15 AM

is manziel a member of the Tribe?

I don’t think that’s allowed in Texas

Caribou Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:15 AM

Johnny Football. Legend.

Need proof? Here, here and oh, here

sctrojans Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:15 AM

That would’ve been at Hubbard Middle School in Tyler, TX. Famous Hubbard alumni: rittyrich.

Fixed

rittyrich Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:16 AM

I don’t think that’s allowed in Texas

http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/index.html

HuskerDawg Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:17 AM

Good post.

YYSA Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:19 AM

A surprising lack of puka shells and hemp necklaces.

He is 20. Not 30.

/probably got some puka shells in the school pictures

ms621 Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:19 AM

That would’ve been at Hubbard Middle School in Tyler, TX. Fellow Hubbard alumni: rittyrich.

Did you go to John Tyler or Tyler-Lee?

Charlie Sheens Dopeman Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:20 AM

I think Johnny Football washes his face with a cheese grater

ms621 Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:21 AM

Manziel should grow a beard.

/nods at spencer

s1rweeze Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:21 AM

Considering he already had a haircut Hank Hill would be proud of – I believe that’s a “rookie Roger Staubach”

I prefer Grandpa Simpson’s take on Johnny U: “Now there’s a haircut you could set your watch to.”

PeerLessPrices Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:22 AM

Striped button-up in middle school. Pro-move

rittyrich Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:22 AM

Did you go to John Tyler or Tyler-Lee?

I’m white, so Lee.

/ Tyler jokes

MP III Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:24 AM

why did he leave tyler for kerrville?

rittyrich Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:27 AM

why did he leave tyler for kerrville?

Can’t remember. Maybe his parents got a divorce or something? I don’t know.
The rumors were that his family was mobbed up.

Nada Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:31 AM

In that pic, JOhnny Football looks just like Petey from Cul de Sac.

ms621 Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:31 AM

I’m white, so Lee.

/ Tyler jokes

Nice.

HuskerDawg Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:32 AM

Hell yes. Floyd, Jenkins and Elam leaving Florida. Rumors are that Purifoy is transferring, too. UGAs schedule is a bitch, but with LSU losing everyone and UF taking some losses (but not Driskel) the Dawgs have a shot even with losing its entire defense.

cracker jack Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:34 AM

Definitely looks like a kid who will go by “Johnny” for the rest of his life

Patrick Division Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:37 AM

Rob Parker thinks he’s not black enough.

Tim Ryan Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 11:57 AM

The man is an Adonis.

spencer096 Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 12:01 PM

tim ryan’s yearbook picture had to be turned into a slideshow.

Nada Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 12:12 PM

with LSU losing everyone

I seriously think LSU will finish in the low half of the SEC West in 2013. Might have trouble breaking 8 wins.

HuskerDawg Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 12:24 PM

I seriously think LSU will finish in the low half of the SEC West in 2013. Might have trouble breaking 8 wins.

Really? They’ll have a good OL, stud RBs and good WRs. I know Mett is average, but he’s not THAT bad. And while they’re certainly losing a lot, they always seem to just reload on defense and some other dude I’ve never heard about will blow up and be amazing. Hope you’re right, though, as they come to Athens next year.

squawkbox Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 1:06 PM

Richt will figure out a way to fuck it up.

Texano Says:
January 7th, 2013 at 2:00 PM