Comments on: Kate Upton & Justin Verlander: New Year’s in St. Thomas at the Ritz Carlton, According to a Report

By: pmckenne

pmckenne — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 04:08:20 +0000

verlander dumped his girlfriend he had since high school for upton. upgrade for sure. he paid to get previous girlfriends boobs done. she is Asian by the way.

By: b.rad.AB

b.rad.AB — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 15:33:04 +0000

roastbeast Says:
January 3rd, 2013 at 10:06 AM
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i banged an 18yo once, but i was 22. will now go into my mind’s wormhole. she was a HS cheerleader with a huge rack, might have been the girl who showed me that really big tits are awesome. she had a stuart scott eye and a daredevil attitude.

tip of the coffee mug to you deena, wherever you are

+1 sir +1

By: roastbeast

roastbeast — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 15:19:37 +0000

damn, only 362 days to wait out my trophy. too many spencers, dirts, wayne fontes, moleman, etc. but i will bask for a few minutes in one man’s opinion

By: ohheelyeah

ohheelyeah — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 15:16:34 +0000

i banged an 18yo once, but i was 22. will now go into my mind’s wormhole. she was a HS cheerleader with a huge rack, might have been the girl who showed me that really big tits are awesome. she had a stuart scott eye and a daredevil attitude.
tip of the coffee mug to you deena, wherever you are

early entry for comment of the year right here, folks.

By: roastbeast

roastbeast — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 15:06:28 +0000

tip of the coffee mug to you deena, wherever you are

By: roastbeast

roastbeast — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 15:03:40 +0000

I’m not understanding why she needs an excuse to watch her boyfriend play ball.

not picking up a joke is a rookie move, kc. we need you better than that

By: scripty

scripty — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:59:17 +0000

It seems like Kate has been in our lives for the longest of times, but she is still only 20 years old. Please, never start doing blow.

hilarious.

By: The Wayne Fontes Safari

The Wayne Fontes Safari — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:57:42 +0000

he was the only major league player on the roster.

Ahhhh….The good old Randy Smith era.

By: Chelsea Chris

Chelsea Chris — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:51:42 +0000

The spy? Assistant Bellhop, Bobby Higginson.

Nice, but I think ole Bobby is still living off that last huge contract he was able to get because he was the only major league player on the roster.

By: The Wayne Fontes Safari

The Wayne Fontes Safari — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:45:24 +0000

But one spy said they were keeping a low profile — “He keeps a conservative distance, but still you can tell they are dating.”

The spy? Assistant Bellhop, Bobby Higginson.

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:44:22 +0000

Hey Kate, what will be your excuse in February when you’re hanging out in Lakeland, Florida?

I’m not understanding why she needs an excuse to watch her boyfriend play ball.

By: Mantis Toboggan

Mantis Toboggan — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:40:25 +0000

It seems like Kate has been in our lives for the longest of times, but she is still only 20 years old. Please, never start doing blow.

By: The Wayne Fontes Safari

The Wayne Fontes Safari — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:39:02 +0000

St. Thomas

World’s largest t-shirt shop.

By: Chelsea Chris

Chelsea Chris — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:37:07 +0000

she was spotted drinking in his box at a game

Call me when you have video of HER box....

By: JaiAlai

JaiAlai — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:35:49 +0000

what will be your excuse in February when you’re hanging out in Lakeland, Florida?

As a Tigers fan that lives less than an hour from Lakeland, I will gladly investigate this for you, Detective Monk.

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:34:55 +0000

But one spy said they were keeping a low profile — “He keeps a conservative distance, but still you can tell they are dating….”

/dodges traffic
//be careful, they drive on the other side of the road down there

By: Badger

Badger — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:30:12 +0000

But one spy said they were keeping a low profile — “He keeps a conservative distance, but still you can tell they are dating.”

Joke’s on you sir. Probably could have started a low five figures blog with exclusives like that.

By: roastbeast

roastbeast — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:27:04 +0000

cradle robber

By: Gerard Portmanteau

Gerard Portmanteau — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:25:06 +0000

Hey Kate, what will be your excuse in February when you’re hanging out in Lakeland, Florida? Just checking out real estate?

WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES KATE UPTON

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:17:32 +0000

The lovebirds were spotted

So this means people stalking her for the paper noticed or someone on the street saw them and felt compelled to alert the media…either way, what a waste of a life