Adirondack Phantoms’ Tuxedo Jerseys Are Arguably the Classiest Uniform in Sports History

The Adirondack Phantoms will take on the Bridgeport Sound Tigers in Glens Falls, New York at 3pm on New Year’s Eve. For the game the Phantoms – the Flyers’ AHL affiliate – have commissioned what will go down in history as one of – if not the – classiest uniforms in sports history. They are orange tuxedo jerseys. These Lloyd Christmas-inspired jerseys say that the Phantoms want to be formal, but they’re also here to party.

[Photos via @PhantomsHockey]

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12 Responses to “Adirondack Phantoms’ Tuxedo Jerseys Are Arguably the Classiest Uniform in Sports History”

VladimirCrouton Says:
December 31st, 2012 at 3:16 PM

Almost as bad as Predator jerseys.

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
December 31st, 2012 at 3:28 PM

Seeing as the Flyers featured in This Is 40, I feel this is an appropriate place to complain about that movie.

Why does Judd Apatow hate abortion so much? Aside from the fact that babies are the laziest plot device ever and he doesn’t want to limit his genius-well I guess. I mean holy shit the huge secret that Paul Rudd is hiding from his wife is that the family is broke and is going to have to sell the house (to be able to break even and keep their businesses alive), and then they end up deciding to have another kid? Fuck you.

Rudd and Mann drive a BMW and Lexus, respectively. They each have iphones and ipads, their daughters have iphones and ipads, they have a house full of shit. Not once after the financial cat is out of the bag do they discuss selling the luxury cars, getting rid of expensive electronics, or cutting back on his $18k a day spandex habit. None of that matters, they just decide oh hey screw it let’s have another baby. They decide to sell the house to fund having the kid BUT WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT THE TWO HOURS YOU JUST SPENT ON HOW FUCKED THEIR BUSINESSES ARE? God you are such a horrible writer and person.

A.P. Says:
December 31st, 2012 at 3:37 PM

/team Apatow movies are overrated

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
December 31st, 2012 at 3:40 PM

Also your children cannot act for shit.

roastbeast Says:
December 31st, 2012 at 3:45 PM

Thanks for the pick bou

Geeezeus Says:
December 31st, 2012 at 3:47 PM

Classy. Still a fan of these https://www.google.ca/search?q=don+cherry+sweaters&hl=en&client=safari&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=bPnhUKv3C8jdigLj-YDABg&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1024&bih=644&sei=b_nhUJnuCaapiAKeh4HoBg#biv=i|2;d|kKcfeUEOu_V0JM:

mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
December 31st, 2012 at 3:54 PM

Seeing as the Flyers featured in This Is 40, I feel this is an appropriate place to complain about that movie.
Why does Judd Apatow hate abortion so much? Aside from the fact that babies are the laziest plot device ever and he doesn’t want to limit his genius-well I guess. I mean holy shit the huge secret that Paul Rudd is hiding from his wife is that the family is broke and is going to have to sell the house (to be able to break even and keep their businesses alive), and then they end up deciding to have another kid? Fuck you.
Rudd and Mann drive a BMW and Lexus, respectively. They each have iphones and ipads, their daughters have iphones and ipads, they have a house full of shit. Not once after the financial cat is out of the bag do they discuss selling the luxury cars, getting rid of expensive electronics, or cutting back on his $18k a day spandex habit. None of that matters, they just decide oh hey screw it let’s have another baby. They decide to sell the house to fund having the kid BUT WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT THE TWO HOURS YOU JUST SPENT ON HOW FUCKED THEIR BUSINESSES ARE? God you are such a horrible writer and person.

I have neither seen nor heard of this movie. but what you just described is suburban ‘Merica, boss.

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
December 31st, 2012 at 3:57 PM

I have neither seen nor heard of this movie. but what you just described is suburban ‘Merica, boss.

Yes but he is portraying it as a happy story.

Mullet Says:
December 31st, 2012 at 4:01 PM

My sister in law brought a copy of the newest batman movie over to be house, and I’ll be damned if I cant find the son of a bitch.

VladimirCrouton Says:
December 31st, 2012 at 4:04 PM

You’re not missing much. Let it go.

mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
December 31st, 2012 at 4:04 PM

Yes but he is portraying it as a happy story.

“I’m sorry you guys had to declare bankruptcy and foreclose on your house because you couldn’t afford that interest only loan anymore, but at least you got a new bundle of joy out of the situation!!”

/happy’d

Full Point (1000) Says:
December 31st, 2012 at 4:32 PM