The players were fired up
and ready to play
‘Till the reality of Al’s play calling
blew thoughts of victory away.

Gardner looked sharp at the start
and Denard was blowing by the Buckeye rush,
then Borges changed the offense
to a point it made Matt Millen blush.

Wolvering fans jumped from their seats
and screamed “what’s the matter?”
“Who’s calling the plays?”
“Did we finally hire the Mad Hatter?”