Merril Hoge on Tim Tebow: “He’s as phony as a three dollar bill” [Video]
After the Jets lost to the Chargers on Sunday, it was reported pretty much everywhere that Tim Tebow had asked out of the wildcat package prior to the game, virtually eliminating himself from any action on the field. As our own Jason Lisk asked earlier today, why would any team want to trade for Tim Tebow at this point? And he’s got a point. This seemingly never-ending soap opera has proved to be nothing more than a highly intense, circular drama featuring a star who can’t act.
With the Tebow news swirling through Twitter like aggressive eggnog gas, ESPN’s Linda Cohn expectedly hosted a panel on Monday’s SportsCenter featuring Merril Hoge, Ron Jaworski and Adam Schefter to assess the damage. After roughly two minutes of a somewhat reasonable back and forth, Hoge entered the fray, saying the situation smelled like three-day old fish and declaring Tebow is as “phony as a three dollar bill.”
While Hoge was technically right that this was indeed a departure from Tebow’s repeated declaration that he would play any role in order to help the Jets, calling him a flat-out phony was probably unnecessary. Perhaps Hoge’s blatant outward bitterness stems from his burning desire to make himself, along with his tragically shriveled ties, part of the story.
[via USA Today Sports]
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December 24th, 2012 at 5:40 PM
Mariel Hemingway > Merril Hoge.
/what a douche
December 24th, 2012 at 5:50 PM
That’s probably the key word.
December 24th, 2012 at 6:15 PM
How on earth at this point in the season are we still having Jets posts. Mind boggling.
/I clicked
//I lose
December 24th, 2012 at 6:21 PM
I have never had eggnog. Eggs, milk, and booze together seem revolting to me.
/The wife is currently drinking Colorado bulldogs.
//barf.
December 24th, 2012 at 6:22 PM
How on earth at this point in the season are we still having Jets posts. Mind boggling.
Pageviews, friend.
/I clicked
//I lose
Just roll with it. All good fun. This site isn’t having Jets topics anymore than any other media outlet.
December 24th, 2012 at 6:25 PM
Craig James thinks Meril Hoge is a poser.
December 24th, 2012 at 6:39 PM
You are missing out, my friend.
December 24th, 2012 at 6:59 PM
Craig James thinks Meril Hoge is a poser.
Should be posting that here, friendo.
December 24th, 2012 at 7:55 PM
I agree eggnog sounds disgusting and as a result I have never tried it. I don’t like White Russians and eggnog seems way grosser. The only milk/booze combo I can get down with is Irish Coffee.
December 24th, 2012 at 7:58 PM
I have never had eggnog. Eggs, milk, and booze together seem revolting to me.
You are missing out, my friend. Jay
So I’ve been told.
/Drinking Tank 7.
I agree eggnog sounds disgusting and as a result I have never tried it. I don’t like White Russians and eggnog seems way grosser. The only milk/booze combo I can get down with is Irish Coffee. Novac
Agree with all of this except Irish Coffee combos. I don’t do coffee (it isn’t that I don’t like coffee, I just can’t do caffeine much.) And I’m the biggest The Big Lebowski fan this side of CRM, but I’ve never been temtped to drink a white russian.
December 24th, 2012 at 8:17 PM
/The wife is currently drinking Colorado bulldogs.
//has gotten lit up to those, not the worst if you are using decent booze, all things considered
December 24th, 2012 at 8:25 PM
//has gotten lit up to those, not the worst if you are using decent booze, all things considered Scripty
Vodka, Bailey’s, Milk, and soda? Ugh. This is a Me issue. Not judging.
December 24th, 2012 at 8:26 PM
sounds absolutely awful
December 24th, 2012 at 8:32 PM
merry christmas, kc res!
December 24th, 2012 at 8:41 PM
Same to you, AP. Have a good one.
December 24th, 2012 at 8:48 PM
speaking of weird bills, I was at the donut shop last week and some old guy whipped out 4 $2 bills
December 24th, 2012 at 10:00 PM
$2 bills were common in the 80s.
December 24th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
$2 bills were common in the 80s.
If a new business opened in a small town, the COC would give a framed $2 bill commenterating the opening. I spelled one of those words wrong.
December 24th, 2012 at 10:18 PM
Linda Cohn is useless. She serves no purpose.
December 25th, 2012 at 3:12 AM
The Big Lead questioning the propriety of labeling someone a “phony”? That’s rich.
December 25th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
A comment at 3:12am on Christmas morning? Thats’s rich.
December 25th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
Merry Christmas Everyone! Also, someone forgot the Jmorris tag when talking about $2 bills in the 80′s.
December 25th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
Hodge didn’t remember what he said 30 seconds later anyway so in the spirit of Christmas and concussions just let it slide.
December 25th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
And one last parting shot to “Hodgey”….How in the BLUE HELL is he still employed and Salisbury isn’t? I mean, I consider being a dick a bigger crime against humanity than simply showing your dick – assuming the unfortunate person stuck catching a glimpse is over 18, of course…Or at least close enough you can claim you were ‘Sanchez’d’ and led to believe they were…
/Team Get Salisbury Off The Ad on the Right Side of My Browser and Back on ESPN
December 26th, 2012 at 5:57 AM
I think Hodge was just butthurt that his Steelers were eliminated from the playoffs and that Tebow was the reason they were one-and-done last year in the playoffs.
December 26th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
craig james keeps trying to use that $3 bill and won’t stop until someone accepts it.
December 26th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Slightly off topic, but ESPN has two 50+ Cougars that I’d rail in a heartbeat: Hannah Storm and Linda Cohn.
December 26th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
Has any QB with as much relative success (regular season winning streak last year, one playoff win) been called a “fraud” more than Tebow? I have no problem with people saying he is not good, but the attacks are over the top. Plus, is anyone willing to argue that the Jets would have had a worse year with Tebow starting all season?
December 26th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
I agree Romans. Nyj never should have brought him there
December 27th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Other “star” QBs with one playoff win:
Romo
Alex Smith
Jay Cutler
Elvis Grbac
Jeff George
Steve DeBerg