Comments on: Roundup: Mayan Interpreters Were Wrong, 50 Worst Columns of 2012, Islamic Center Arsonist Got “Riled Up” By FOX News

By: Black Douglas

Black Douglas — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 17:31:55 +0000

That’s a damn fine roundup, Duffy.

By: StaffordandSon

StaffordandSon — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:43:58 +0000

Wheel of Fortune judges are just jerks.

so awkward after the “incorrect” answer

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:12:35 +0000

I’m sorry Bruce, those boys get that syrup in them and they get all antsy in their pantsy

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:08:58 +0000

“Maple syrup doesn’t have a bar code,” Lieutenant Lapointe said. “There’s no way to tell it apart.”

uh, hey cop…ever hear of the term sticky fingers? it’s fucking syrup, yo.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:08:09 +0000

“Maple syrup doesn’t have a bar code,” Lieutenant Lapointe said. “There’s no way to tell it apart.”

Screw that. If CSI and other shows have taught me anything, it’s the a good mass spec can identify maple syrup down the which tree it came from.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:05:14 +0000

I’m a sucker for Tupelo Honey

Check my link above, Ark. Van is kinda weird in it, but Pee Wee Ellis destroys the sax solo.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:04:35 +0000

I’m be honest with you, the real stuff is too sweet. I’d buy a 50/50 mix.

You a cornball New Hampshirite, that’s what you are.

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:56:25 +0000

Dozens of Mich. schools close amid threats, rumorsPretty good strategy for getting additional off days for some lazy teachers.

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:54:22 +0000

Van the Man has a shitload of terrific songs. Caravan is currently the #1 but that changes.

I’m a sucker for Tupelo Honey

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:54:03 +0000

Mrs. Buttersworth > Aunt Jemima

They’re both too thick but their syrup is too thin.

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:51:49 +0000

Is that because he eats the ass? Or am I going too obscure?

Alex Morgans ass with syrup … new meaning to term flapjack

By: Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel

Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:51:41 +0000

Can we get Rob Parker’s thoughts on Aunt Jemima?
eh fuck Aunt Jemima. Can’t stand fake syrup. It’s ridiculously sticky and tastes like shit.

Mrs. Buttersworth > Aunt Jemima

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:50:57 +0000

eh fuck Aunt Jemima. Can’t stand fake syrup. It’s ridiculously sticky and tastes like shit.

I’m be honest with you, the real stuff is too sweet. I’d buy a 50/50 mix.

By: Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel

Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:50:43 +0000

Van the Man has a shitload of terrific songs. Caravan is currently the #1 but that changes.

Caravan, an amazing song.

Too osbcure. Fat Timmy loves syrup, and uses “color” instead of “cum”.

Fat Timmy has bigger tits than Alex Morgan

By: scripty

scripty — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:50:32 +0000

I’m sorry we were looking for “haven’t seen TSH in a couple of days”.

Don’t hate man. Logging extra hours as a mall santa is one of the few times each year he can make some bank out of his extra girth.

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:50:05 +0000

Too osbcure. Fat Timmy loves syrup, and uses “color” instead of “cum”.

Nope, it’s my bad. I confused TSH with TST.

By: Ty_Webb

Ty_Webb — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:49:53 +0000

OTTAWA — It was an inside job of sorts. Thieves with access to a warehouse and a careful plan loaded up trucks and, over time, made off with $18 million of a valuable commodity.
The question is what was more unusual: that the commodity in question was maple syrup, or that it came from something called the global strategic maple syrup reserve, run by what amounts to a Canadian cartel.

Amish Mafia

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:49:35 +0000

Can we get Rob Parker’s thoughts on Aunt Jemima?

eh fuck Aunt Jemima. Can’t stand fake syrup. It’s ridiculously sticky and tastes like shit.

By: scripty

scripty — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:48:48 +0000

Van the Man has a shitload of terrific songs. Caravan is currently the #1 but that changes.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:48:11 +0000

Is that because he eats the ass? Or am I going too obscure?

Too osbcure. Fat Timmy loves syrup, and uses “color” instead of “cum”.