Comments on: Alex Morgan Still in Hawaii, Wearing a Different Bikini

By: Provex Sports

Provex Sports — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 07:08:46 +0000

I’d hit it.

By: Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel

Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 19:02:32 +0000

Ok not sexy, glad we all agreed upon this.

By: sctrojans

sctrojans — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:39:34 +0000

Fox in the box is a term used in soccer, right

I thought it was a lesbian sex act

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:38:00 +0000

Fox in the box is a term used in soccer, right

By: starkweather

starkweather — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:29:02 +0000

Today, the “fox in the box”

Is that something she’s actually known by? That sounds like a type of vibrator

By: sctrojans

sctrojans — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:21:55 +0000

She has the body of a young boy.

I missed the dead NFL player part of this story…

/Chokeabitch’d

By: garmy

garmy — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:18:22 +0000

She has the body of a young boy.

By: got_em_looking

got_em_looking — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 17:11:17 +0000

you missed the ass caliper thread from 08/09. i’m no ass man but a nice one, like nice ankles, are a great barometer for the rest of the body. hard to have a nice ass and mediocre body

I agree with the a good ass “put” however when the goods are laid bare the need for barometric readings is diminshed. In a dark night clubs or bar sure the ass indicator is relevant

By: roastbeast

roastbeast — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 17:07:34 +0000

team venus

By: Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel

Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:57:05 +0000

Serena Williams looked fucking huge in those bikini shots Deadspin linked to yesterday.

/Team Serena’s ass though

By: roastbeast

roastbeast — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:47:25 +0000

here's that graf pic scripty. looking at her google image file...i can very easily look past that schnozz

By: Nada

Nada — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:45:23 +0000

was with a girl once that was so flat, there was just nipples

Same here, only those nipples were fierce, and her magnificent ass and legs and face made up for any lack of anything else.

By: Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel

Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:44:03 +0000

so i just laughed

Ha, awesome.

By: roastbeast

roastbeast — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:40:45 +0000

That chest is so flat, though.

it’s not so much the looks or lack of breasts that makes it unattractive, for me. was with a girl once that was so flat, there was just nipples, flatter than i imagined when she was dressed. it was awkward because i knew she was self conscious and i couldn;t even say something nice wiithout it seeming condescending

so i just laughed

By: Nada

Nada — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:38:07 +0000

For some reason, I read this and immediately thought of the TBL commentariat.

By: roastbeast

roastbeast — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:37:57 +0000

Stud athlete with one glaring concern but an otherwise insane body that I love to stare at.

that one picture in which she’s wearing a dress and heels and she’s leaning down to fix a heel, showing cleavage…hachi machi. but i am sure the weakness you refer to is her face/nose

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:37:27 +0000

She’s beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is woman, and therefore to be banged.

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:36:58 +0000

got em, you missed the ass caliper thread from 08/09.

Or Tampa almost getting herpes from an Asian stripper. Forget the story. I miss the archives because that was one of the funniest stories I’ve ever read in my life.

By: roastbeast

roastbeast — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:36:12 +0000

nada i like me some escovedo…saw him in chicago once. he’s got a boy who is/was frontman for a good garage rock band named the dragons

By: MP III

MP III — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:36:01 +0000

She is gorgeous, and I love that butt. That chest is so flat, though.